>Tsuchinoko
>it's a fat snake
>THE Japanese cryptid
>just a fat fucking snake, that's its entire shtick
And you complain that the Dunsparce evolution is underwhelming? The entire DNA of Dunsparce is already underwhelming.

>>57902714 (OP)
I dunno I think he’s kind of epic

>>57902714 (OP)
I think he’s neat

>>57902714 (OP)
Dunsparce evolving into a dragon was never gonna happen. That's the peak of Western misunderstanding of Japanese culture. Tsuchinoko being a little cute snake is the entire idea, yeah, it's not intended to set the world ablaze

>>57902714 (OP)
you mistake funny for underwhelming. the tsuchinoko, conceptually, is humorous, as is dunsparce, as is dudunsparce. they are funnymons, it's not underwhelming that they are exactly what they set out to be.

>>57902714 (OP)
Cooler than Lizardon

>>57902714 (OP)
Mom said it’s my turn to post this

>>57902714 (OP)
Someone take this motherfucker's fork away YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH

>>57902714 (OP)

>>57902714 (OP)
I love dunsparce, it's entire evolution line is just "you can't improve upon perfection, so here's more dunsparce."

>>57902714 (OP)
>Bigfoot
>It's a brown gorilla
>THE American cryptid
>just a brown fucking gorilla, that's its entire shtick

Why is he not a Pokémon yet?

>>57903459
It's a gorilla with really big feet that walks upright.
There's also that period in time when everyone completely misunderstood how evolution works and thought finding a bipedal ape would inatguably prove we evolved from apes.

>>57902714 (OP)
No amount of gaslighting will convince me or anyone else that dudunsparce doesnt suck

>>57903514
Sucking is the point. It's part of the art. Like how we laugh at clowns when they purposely fuck up regular tasks.

People who want dudunsparce to be more is the equivalent to being mad at a clown for not properly eating a pie.

So are you a 2-segment or 3-segment fan?

>>57903573
i appreciate the allure of the 3 segment and its prestige, but my buddy snakesbee is 2 segments so fuck it, we ride or die for 2 segs