I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Electabuzz today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Clauncher or Cosmoem. He said every time he hears disgusting animals listen to mumble rap, it reminds him of Pokemon Scat and Vomit! I told him he was becoming schizophrenic and he needed prescription SSRIs this instant! He then grabbed my ankle and pulled me onto the ground-type! He took off my shoe and started slapping me in the face with it over and over again! When he finally stopped, I retreated to my room! I am crying into my Scorbunny plushie! What should I do?!
UPDATE
I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Komala or Meltan. He said if someone told him that they liked those Pokemon, he would shove their hand into 15 pounds of ice-type until he watched their hand fall off! I told him that he cannot create differently abled people just because they like newer Pokemon games! He said only turbo homosexuals who bought 5 preorders of PLZASS think like me! What should I do?
UPDATE
I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Simipour or Quaxwell. He said worthless turner mons like those do not even deserve to be raped, that their entire genetic lines need to be ended at all costs! I told him all living creatures, fictional or not, have a right to life after they are born! He said I was the reason why the equatorial landmasses are not glassed-over craters and why humanity will devolve into a monkey-like race unless he saves us all! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?
>delcatty not killing electabuzz at the end
is this character development?
You know what else Muslims are famous for? Beating women.
>>57903046Delcatty is a Pokemon female not a woman
>>57903036It is. She was surprisingly nice to that Electabuzz
Your son sounds like a little bitch tbzona
>>57903026 (OP)Yeah, but what if Xenu is real and he really really likes it when you gamble?
>>57903036she wasn't on her period this time
>"discover" Pascal's wager
>call it Hanbal's wager for some fucking reason
Do muslims really?
>>57903108FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!