Thread 57903026 - /vp/ [Archived: 1146 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:32:08 AM No.57903026
Hanbals Wager
Hanbals Wager
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I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Electabuzz today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Clauncher or Cosmoem. He said every time he hears disgusting animals listen to mumble rap, it reminds him of Pokemon Scat and Vomit! I told him he was becoming schizophrenic and he needed prescription SSRIs this instant! He then grabbed my ankle and pulled me onto the ground-type! He took off my shoe and started slapping me in the face with it over and over again! When he finally stopped, I retreated to my room! I am crying into my Scorbunny plushie! What should I do?!
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:32:44 AM No.57903027
Smug Muslim Delcatty 2
Smug Muslim Delcatty 2
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UPDATE
I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Komala or Meltan. He said if someone told him that they liked those Pokemon, he would shove their hand into 15 pounds of ice-type until he watched their hand fall off! I told him that he cannot create differently abled people just because they like newer Pokemon games! He said only turbo homosexuals who bought 5 preorders of PLZASS think like me! What should I do?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:33:46 AM No.57903031
Smug Delcatty 5
Smug Delcatty 5
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UPDATE
I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Simipour or Quaxwell. He said worthless turner mons like those do not even deserve to be raped, that their entire genetic lines need to be ended at all costs! I told him all living creatures, fictional or not, have a right to life after they are born! He said I was the reason why the equatorial landmasses are not glassed-over craters and why humanity will devolve into a monkey-like race unless he saves us all! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:35:49 AM No.57903036
>delcatty not killing electabuzz at the end
is this character development?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:40:23 AM No.57903046
Jump Electabuzz
Jump Electabuzz
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You know what else Muslims are famous for? Beating women.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:41:21 AM No.57903053
>>57903046
Delcatty is a Pokemon female not a woman
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:43:08 AM No.57903058
>>57903046
>A mon playing femdom slots is going to beat up a woman
Yeah okay buddy
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:43:28 AM No.57903059
>>57903036
It is. She was surprisingly nice to that Electabuzz
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:44:32 AM No.57903063
Your son sounds like a little bitch tbzona
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:49:06 AM No.57903074
>>57903026 (OP)
Yeah, but what if Xenu is real and he really really likes it when you gamble?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:54:20 AM No.57903080
>>57903036
she wasn't on her period this time
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:55:44 AM No.57903084
dumb-wojak
dumb-wojak
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>>57903074
>Yeah, but what if Xenu is real and he really really likes it when you gamble?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:10:36 AM No.57903108
>"discover" Pascal's wager
>call it Hanbal's wager for some fucking reason

Do muslims really?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:17:40 AM No.57903119
>>57903108
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:37:33 PM No.57903595
>>57903046
At what?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:46:10 PM No.57903613
>>57903026 (OP)
Deranged