>>57903374“Now the field of Pokemonology is older than you might expect, a continuation of the studies of countless past researchers who held the same grand academic pursuits as we do in the present. However, I’m proud to say our institute is the first in the world to classify all 150 Pokemon identified thus far by species, ecology, preferences, and evolution!! … ahem.”
“There are lots of people in this word who think of Pokemon as simple pets, or fearsome beasts, but these perspectives hold great misunderstandings. First of all, Pokemon aren’t a single genus called ‘Pokemon.’ And I want everyone to remember that! So then, what are they? They’re all Pokemon... but not. … … Ah, young lady, you just laughed at that. So allow me to explain. Pokemon are all connected, but they’re not all the same. What I mean is, Pokemon aren’t all one species in a single genus. Pokemon is a general term for a wide variety of inexplicable creatures that have evolved divergently.”
“However, while Pokemon are split into a few different genera, they do share some common characteristics. A prime example is their ability to be stored in capsules…. While SOME Pokemon demonstrate extreme violence when active... when they become physically weakened... hypnotized... etc, Lets instead put the emphasis on ‘some’ and sort of gloss over ‘extreme violence’ as if its just another part of the sentence, more contemplative. Then lets also linger on the end of weakened and hypnotized.
“Physically weakened… hypnotized… etcetera.” As if trying to think of the next word while still saying the previous… eventually just saying ‘etcetera’ after not being able to think of another example. their brutal nature recedes, and they can be forced into a small capsule — and I’ve brought one here to show you — known as a Poke Ball.”