For me, a fisherman.

>>57903734 (OP)
i would be a fat jobmon

>>57903734 (OP)
I would be a small jobmon

>>57903734 (OP)
human/pokemon trafficking

>>57903734 (OP)
Gym rapist

Pedo hunter, would have to hunt this whole board though

>>57903734 (OP)
Same as it is in the real world.

>>57903734 (OP)
Gym rapist rapist

>>57903734 (OP)
Pkmn breeder

>>57903734 (OP)
Courier

Probably the same as my real-life one and be a chef. The bonus would be having a plethora of pokémon and types useful in a kitchen.

>>57903813
Shitposter?

>Teacher, why do I have to learn the type chart if I just want to be a plumber?

>>57903734 (OP)
Warehouse worker in Veilstone

>>57903813
So attention whore?
>>57904233
Being annoying on purpose is not shitposting but ok

>>57903811
If the Pokemon World had this board, could the more intelligent Pokemon post here pretending to be humans?

>>57904583
Zorua is not one of the "more intelligent Pokemon," dogfucker. It's just a dog.

>>57904562
Imagine how many poison types and steel types you’d encounter on a daily basis just doing your job.

>>57903734 (OP)
>Competitive Pokemon Trainer
>Breeder
>Gambler/Pokemon Trafficker
Are the only real options. You can start all of these at the age of 10 and instantly gain a foothold in a market where most people have no idea what they’re actually doing and are way in over their heads. For a modicum of talent you’d be financially set for life, can retire as late or early into your field as you want, and earn massive social respect just by being involved in it. Your job is always in demand too and you don’t require any major connections to start.

>>57904627
It can literally speak the human language, fucktard.

>>57903734 (OP)
If pokemon were real then I would get a good team of pokemon whose capabilities would allow me to live in the woods. I would not have a job, we would live off the land.

>>57904895
No it cannot

>>57903734 (OP)
if we're going off of IRL capabilities? probably a NEET, but if we're going off of a dream? I'd like to think of being some sort of conservationist, assisting pokemon while also taking photos. it'd be nice, y'know?

>>57905034
Yes it fucking can.
In PLA, there's a Zorua that disguises itself as Mai and literally asks you, in spoken language. to bring food to a cave. Play the fucking games, retard.

>>57903734 (OP)
What was aldith's job before going tem plasma?

>>57903734 (OP)
Pokemon massage specialist. It's just groping, they can't tell the difference.

>>57903734 (OP)
NEET. I'd care for a frog pokemon pond in my yard.

>>57905483
Which pokemon would you massage the most?

>>57903734 (OP)
>fishing every single day
>being allowed to smoke in a kids' game
>water types are strong as fuck

It's the life for me, lads.

One of Hex maniac's simps

YOU FAGGOTS DON'T WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST? THAT NO ONE EVER WAS????

>>57905483
Why would Pokemon need massage? Is this one of those rich people thing I don't get

Id probably still be an electrician.

>>57906399
which electric type would you take with you?

Plumbers probably make a lot of money there so I'd go with that.

>>57906402
Electrode so itll explode when my apprentice fucks up

>>57906379
Why would I want that when I can have six Magikarp?

>>57906442
That's extremely threatening
if you trip into some rare candies you have six nukes

>>57903734 (OP)
What job? Whatever pays the bills. I’d just stay home and play Pokémon video-games like now. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

pokemon breeder and gym boss and team rocket grunt at the same time

>>57903734 (OP)
innawoods off the grid neet
just need a few electric types to power my pc and a porygon-z to pirate stuff for me

>>57906379
Your image is full of dreams!

>>57904896
Based and camper-pilled

>>57904896
This anon knows.

Contests. I would participate in Pokemon contests. I would be famous.

>>57903734 (OP)
Ah, yes. A fan of Fisherman Chris and Breeder Nikki, from THIS artist.
You are a cultured one.