Thread 57905804 - /vp/ [Archived: 1101 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:05:35 AM No.57905804
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Remember what they took from you. Remember that they dumb down and ruin Pokemon designs intentionally.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:07:21 AM No.57905810
>>57905804 (OP)
Flamigo is a boxing glove to punch idiots like you on the face.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:08:58 AM No.57905817
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Remember what they took from you. Remember that they dumb down and ruin Pokemon designs intentionally.
Replies: >>57905825 >>57906637 >>57910282 >>57911100
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:13:12 AM No.57905825
>>57905817
BOTH OF THESE FLAMINGOS STAND ON TWO LEGS DUMBASS
>>57905810
Shut the fuck up retard Flamigo is garbage, ugly, and a shit design.
Replies: >>57906267
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:31:24 AM No.57905966
>Samurott bad for no reason lmao!
Your OC looks like shit, cope
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:42:57 AM No.57905986
paraplegicsamurott_thumb.jpg
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>>>>>>>>>>no reason
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:01:27 AM No.57906014
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>>57905986
>Bad cuz…..anime fanfiction
You already lost
Replies: >>57906027
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:17:12 AM No.57906027
samurott attempting to walk after he shat himself_thumb.jpg
>>57906014
>Good cuz.....I grew up with it
You already lost
Replies: >>57906079
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:34:45 AM No.57906051
>>57905804 (OP)
the dumb one looks better than the gay one
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:43:20 AM No.57906079
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>>57906027
Good thing it canonically doesn’t need to stand up to use its swords then
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:52:34 AM No.57906258
>>57905804 (OP)
>Pokemon can never be "too cool"
I wonder how many good designs we've lost to this philosophy?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:59:40 AM No.57906267
>>57905804 (OP)
Coomer design
>>57905825
Coomer post
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:00:31 AM No.57906271
>>57905804 (OP)
I think both suck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:56 AM No.57906372
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cleffa bppptt
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>Sugamori recounts a story of not making Luxray be "too cool", and dialing that coolness back to make sure it can "capture a players heart"
>people twist this quote into THEY HAVE TO MANDATE A SPECIFIC DESIGN RUINING ELEMENT ONTO EVERY SINGLE POKEMON

this is why we will NEVER get a pokemon concept art book, or any other perfectly normal behind the scenes insights that any other developer would freely talk about. Pokemon knows they are king of autism mountain.
Replies: >>57906383 >>57907902
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:50:39 AM No.57906377
>>57906079
>Good thing it canonically doesn’t make sense then
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:38 AM No.57906383
>>57906258
None, because anything that remained a beta over its 36 year development history remained so as unworkable, unfeasible or unready to be added as a thing in their world. And fuck all likelihood they bother adding any old betashit as new pokéon (they prefer surprising people, so I wouldn't be surprised to find they'd scrapped all possible beta designs, due to Teraleak).
>>57906372
We were never going to get that anyway, as the series is focused on kids and that's akin to letting kids see the fat alcoholic change into his santa suit for his shift at Santa's Grotto in the mall.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:05:09 PM No.57906390
>>57906383

ah yes, because no kids media has ever shown anything regarding the behind the scenes process

i swear you fuckers who are into pokemon literally only have ever played pokemon
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:13:02 PM No.57906396
>>57906390
No kids media EVER captured the world as strongly as Pokémon. At this stage, every kid in the developed world over the last 25 years, as well as a fuckload of 'em in developing countries in SOME fashion have met the cast of cunts. And despite knowing they could make out like filthy fucking bandits by spewing out horseshit like that alongside the kiddy crap, they don't. Because people like you are not the market, thus they're not going to waste shop space OR fucking bug Game Freak staff, when they're on a set schedule to keep fucking TPC fed with ideas for shit to sell. It's a product of its own success, it doesn't need to do behind the scenes, or inside the recording booth or any the wank you want them to do, because they're still very much top of the food chain and earning money just by existing. No need to try and diversify to keep money coming in for the IP to fund the next iteration of whatever wank they're desperately trying to advertise.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:18:10 PM No.57906498
>>57905804 (OP)
ugly shoes
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:34 PM No.57906509
>>57906377
Yet you’re unable to prove how it doesn’t make sense….
Replies: >>57907343
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:30:48 PM No.57906516
>>57905804 (OP)
the scrapped one is a bland, vaguely sexualized flamingo with nearly no distinct characteristics. if it had ended up in the game it's pretty likely it would have had a hard time standing out among even the weakest of straightforward animalmon designs in the public consciousness, because on a very base level it brings nothing to the table conceptually beyond being a flamingo. there's no substance to it.
flamigo, meanwhile, is unironically a better design in every meaningful way. it's got an extremely simple and distinctive silhouette, yet manages to execute the fairly rich and comedic concept of being a punching glove while also being a plastic lawn flamingo - and its neck is tied in a knot to contain its power, which is weirdly high for an early game mon to boot? it practically exudes flavor, without any unnecessary fluff. it utterly mogs scrapped XY flamingo in the marketplace of ideas. it succeeds as a design not just in spite of its simplicity but because of it, and its elegant execution of a high concept just elevates it further. real flamibros already know.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:35:29 PM No.57906522
>>57906516
/thread
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:36:53 PM No.57906528
>>57906516
its a flamingo not a fucking ostrich with high heels
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:47:38 PM No.57906544
>>57906383
>>57906396
>
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:51:08 PM No.57906550
leave the multibillion dollar company alone
leave the multibillion dollar company alone
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>>57906396
>>57906516
>
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:51:33 PM No.57906551
>>57906258
You can simply move to digimon or yugioh instead if you want only “cool” designs.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:56:29 PM No.57906559
the L
the L
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>>57906550
yeah i didn't figure you had it in you to engage with any sort of artistic analysis, so how about instead you engage with one of these and call me in the morning
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:07:44 PM No.57906583
>>57905804 (OP)
She looks like she fucks human men.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:15:04 PM No.57906593
>>57905804 (OP)
what we got is easier to model
prreasu understanderru :)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:51:03 PM No.57906635
It wasn't replaced by Flamigo
It was replaced by Spritzee
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:55:27 PM No.57906637
>>57905817
>5 pokemon
>an oc that will never top the original
>a scrapped pokemon that sucks

>all of these are better because samurott is from gen 5 so it's le bad

get better material, yawnie

>inb4 reddit spacing

what


are


you
gonna
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about
it
faggot
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:14:21 PM No.57907096
>>57905804 (OP)
You are just mad because you don't want to fuck Flamigo
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:44:32 PM No.57907343
>>57906509
>Yet you're unable to prove how evolving to use a tool less efficiently doesn't make sense

>>57906637
>>all of these are better because samurott is from gen 5 so it's le bad
no, it's bad so it's le bad.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:47:24 PM No.57907355
>>57906637
>reddit spacing
Didn't read
Go back
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:50:26 PM No.57907365
>>57907343
>evolving to use a tool less efficiently
Except it didn’t
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:53:39 PM No.57907383
>>57907365
Except it did
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:01:35 PM No.57907410
>>57907383
Except it’s not even true
Replies: >>57907423
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:04:09 PM No.57907423
>>57907410
Except it is even true
Replies: >>57907429
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:05:02 PM No.57907429
>>57907423
Elaborate
Replies: >>57907602
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:57:35 PM No.57907585
>>57905804 (OP)
it's harder for sickos to masturbate to the right one so I like it better
Replies: >>57908230
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:03:43 PM No.57907602
>>57907429
crawl on all fours, pick up literally any tool with one of your arms, start trying to move, and tell me how well it goes
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:25:04 PM No.57907885
>>57907602
>Reaches for sword
>Slash
>Sheathes sword
Don’t see the issue m8
Replies: >>57907985
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:29:59 PM No.57907902
>>57906372
bratty cleffa...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:33:23 PM No.57907917
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>>57906258
>>Pokemon can never be "too cool"
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:49:36 PM No.57907960
>>57905986
>hunchback retard vs wheelchair-bound retard
Not a strong argument there my guy
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:35 PM No.57907969
why your favorite mon looks like shit
why your favorite mon looks like shit
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>>57907917
at least Haxorus ended up looking badass even with GF's autism
Replies: >>57907995
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:54:34 PM No.57907976
>>57905804 (OP)
That looks way worse than what we got though. What the fuck does a flamingo with monkey heel hands have to do with Fighting? Flamigo as he is now is both cute, and easy to understand.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:56:45 PM No.57907985
>>57907885
Yes you do, which is why you had to ignore the “start trying to move” part.
Replies: >>57908036
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:00:16 PM No.57907995
>>57907969
This always seemed like bait to throw off the competition. How he says to make Luxray "cooler" is barely noticable tweaks, but it's led to nearly every fakemon artist and indie pokemon clone to intentionally sabotage their designs. Hell even Yokai Watch fell for the meme.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:08:08 PM No.57908021
the sugimori design philosophy is the biggest filter that exposes retards here who have no idea what they're talking about
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:11:36 PM No.57908036
>>57907985
How is movement needed when it’s no different from a swipe?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:22 AM No.57908230
>>57907585
It's really not, the degens will degen no matter what you put in front of them.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:03:19 AM No.57908684
>>57907976
A pink muscledude with a flamingo head would be better to convey it as a fighting type dessu
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:12:37 AM No.57908720
>>57908036
>how is efficiently using tools needed?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:20:20 AM No.57908749
>>57908720
Good thing it doesn’t need movement to efficiently use tools then
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:53:09 AM No.57908842
>>57905810
>on the face
You mean on my dick with flapussy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:56:12 AM No.57908851
>>57905804 (OP)
Too sexy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:06:01 AM No.57908904
>>57905804 (OP)
Okay, I wish they had a male and female version and the male was Flamigo and the female was that. I love how these two look together. Imagine them making a little flamingo heart. Would also be a flip on the usualy bird thing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:09:12 AM No.57909092
>>57908021
true and you should say it. it captures the exact essence of what makes even the coolest pokémon so charming. there's a subdued element to every creature, it's not about 'intentionally making them look bad' or whatever midwits spout off, it's about making approachable creatures that you know at a glance you could befriend.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:12:05 AM No.57909100
>>57908749
>Good thing it doesn’t need to efficiently use tools to efficiently use tools then
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:19:28 AM No.57909126
>>57908749
don't even acknowledge him, you can't win an argument against the guy because he intentionally ignores that samurott can and does stand up. it's the same thing he does whenever grimmsnarl gets brought up and people point out the core of its design philosophy is its trickery and hair magic, not its strength. when facts contradict him he just pretends they don't exist.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:26:05 AM No.57909141
>>57909126
>he intentionally ignores that samurott can and does stand up
where
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:26:49 AM No.57909145
>>57909126
>grimmsnarl gets brought up and people point out the core of its design philosophy is its trickery and hair magic, not its strength
its stats, pokedex entry, and signature move literally emphasize its strength. Nice job admitting your low IQ.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:34:16 AM No.57909167
mina oh
mina oh
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see what i mean? pointless.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:22:00 PM No.57910084
>>57909100
Movement =/= Using tools efficiently
Replies: >>57910268
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:29:58 PM No.57910098
holy yawngems
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:16:04 PM No.57910163
>>57905804 (OP)
Left looks like it was designed by a zoophile
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:18:28 PM No.57910268
>>57910084
>2+2 =/= 4
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:56 PM No.57910282
>>57905817
>Samurott out of nowhere
Obsessed
Replies: >>57911100
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:50:44 PM No.57910478
>>57909126
>hair magic, not its strength
Its hair magic literally is giving it strength retard.
Replies: >>57910579
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:36:02 PM No.57910579
>>57910478
>he fell for its tricks
Replies: >>57910586
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:38:51 PM No.57910586
>>57910579
>thing that looks physically strong is in fact physically strong
>”y-you fell for its tricks!!”
ok retard
Replies: >>57911046
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:24:52 PM No.57911046
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>>57910586
ok
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:51:48 PM No.57911093
>>57905804 (OP)
>gay or Corporate Memphis
What a choice of designs
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:57:12 PM No.57911100
>>57905817
This is funny because Samurott is in no way a cartoon animal, it didn't have changes to its design, it was designed first and there's nothing "dumbed down" about it. But maybe it should have been dumbed down, since you seem to be too dumb to get it.
>>57910282
Three spots dedicated to it, no less