Thread 57906869 - /vp/ [Archived: 1170 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:58:46 PM No.57906869
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Pokemon are our wives
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:01:05 PM No.57906878
You’re a mentally-ill grown-ass man who wants to “marry” (molest) fictional creatures that can only hiss and gronk.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:04:18 PM No.57906887
This is why I can't hate on Gen 1 fags

They know the anthromorphism of pokemon has been bad. They are only creating more mentally ill people.

Pokemon are animals, pets, & companions. Some of the newer designs are straight up pornbait. The designers are sick, sick individuals.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:06:34 PM No.57906894
>>57906869 (OP)
Just saying, only Pokémon can marry Pokémon in canon.
>>57906878
You were so close to having a good post but just had:
>that can only hiss and gronk.
All species of Pokémon have human-level cognition at minimum and can understand humans, there's even some means that sometimes let some communicate.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:07:44 PM No.57906896
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>>57906887
>This is why I can't hate on Gen 1 fags
The gen2 false flagging cope is unreal
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:24:50 PM No.57906940
>>57906896
>gen 2 out of nowhere
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:54:36 PM No.57907387
>>57906894
no they canonically married humans and also the leaks confirmed sex with pokemon
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:12:06 PM No.57907457
>>57907387
>He still thinks the cut stories that were leaked are canon
Anon... they were scrapped for a reason.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:14:18 PM No.57907468
>>57907457
how do you know they just weren't meant to be released later on
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.57907498
>>57907387
Just like how Ainu myths of humans descending from bears mean that irl Ainu are descended from women getting fucked by bears
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:32:34 PM No.57907529
>>57907498
i thought that was a canadian myth
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:05:31 PM No.57907603
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>>57906869 (OP)
Based
>>57907457
they were withheld because it would hurt business if the confirmed publicly that humans fuck Pokemon.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:16:46 PM No.57907644
>>57907603
They were meant to be released but they weren't sure if it would go over well so they staged the leaks to see the people's reactions to decide whether or not to release it
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:31:03 PM No.57907694
>>57907387
We know that humans and Pokémon used to get married, but now don't in present day as they only did it back then because humans and Pokémon used to be considered the same thing. Also the leaked stories are scrapped and therefore not canon.

>>57907603
Those leaked scrapped stories were certainly pushing the line too much. But if they wanted to make human X Pokémon properly canon, there are ways they could do so.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:39:37 PM No.57907723
>>57907694
We Pokephiles just have traditional values
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:41:31 PM No.57907729
>>57906887
Kill yourself schizophrenic genwunner
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:42:50 PM No.57907737
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>>57906887
those darn nugen designs and their jiggly titty milfs
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:46:06 PM No.57907748
>>57907644
>>57907603
>>57907468
>B-but they actually wanted to release it
Nice headcanon retard, quick reminder that Pokemon is a franchise for children and they will never promote bestiality as it would affect their reputation. Just accept that your shitty fanfic stories got scrapped and move on
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:49:33 PM No.57907762
>>57907748
then why were the files saved on their servers? if it was one weirdo then it would've been on his personal laptop or some shit. why would they have written it if it wasn't meant to be published?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:01:04 PM No.57907809
>>57907762
They were probably some stories that some bored employee wrote and they forgot to delete it
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:02:56 PM No.57907819
>>57907809
cope harder
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:50:42 PM No.57908126
>>57906887
If you weren't cumming to Pokemon back in gen 1, you're not a real fan