Thread 57908639 - /vp/ [Archived: 1086 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:49:45 AM No.57908639
cock
cock
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This game is great and you can't do nothing about it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:52:32 AM No.57908648
i first played it in like 2013 on an emulator and it was the most fun i had since gen 3 (kanto nostalgia). but i haven't played it again since so idk if it still holds up.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:53:27 AM No.57908653
>>57908639 (OP)
True, but Genwunners are still malding because masuda rightfully considers this his Magnum Opus.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:55:54 AM No.57908657
>>57908639 (OP)
It was pretty good. I have my fair share of issues with it (pokemon evolving way too late, very limited dex, questionable writing at times) but all things considered I enjoyed it overall.
Borts are without a doubt the single most obnoxious genwar "faction" though.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:56:59 AM No.57908662
>>57908657
t. hoenn baby which was the most obnoxious genwar faction before his remakes
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:59:34 AM No.57908671
>>57908639 (OP)
>This game is great
not really
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:02:52 AM No.57908681
>>57908662
I'm a Johto enthusiast, actually. Hoenn's a close second though.
With that said I'm not really one to genwar in general. I have my favorite and least favorite gens, but I don't really care what gens other people like or dislike as long as they aren't annoying about it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:05:43 AM No.57908695
>>57908657
If all the flaws we see in a game were always expressed like this, there would be no genwars
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:07:51 AM No.57908704
>>57908695
If only.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:10:08 AM No.57908712
> I’m not into genwars mostly
>invokes the most common gen5 insult used towards unova fans mostly by sharteens
Kwab
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:15:57 AM No.57908736
It's probably the best first version, which isn't a super high bar to hit. You could make arguments that something like RS or SM are better, but then I'd point out the parts where those games shit themselves but if you don't care about that part then you're fine. BW is average in all the correct ways to make it a solid experience overall outside of maybe the unskippable cutscenes which were at the end of becoming not the standard at the time and has only become a bigger glaring flaw with not just BW but every Pokemon game before and since. It's not the most difficult campaign, but it's got a few decent fights and is neither a slog or too trivial. It's not the best designed region, and the map design isn't always impressive, but the overall design of the region is solid with lots of optional content before and after the credits. It was arguably the best story until SV, and even though it's kinda scuffed between being written for actual children and being overly literal because it was TPC's first translation Bianca's arc is still some of the best writing in Pokemon which is kind of depressing. The game starts good, but between the second town and the first gym you get hit with "we're deathly afraid of losing the WiiDS audience" content but it quickly stops unlike shit from that era like Skyward Sword. It's just a fairly well balanced game, which Pokemon is shockingly fucking awful at. To somebody who isn't discerning it could be considered just as good (or bad) as XY, but there's enough major differences that experience is dramatically different.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:20:44 AM No.57908750
>>57908736
BW and XY are equal opposites. BW has a unique story with heavy focus, and a smaller dex of new entries where everything feels deliberately placed but may leave the player struggling for options on repeat playthroughs. XY has a formulaic story that's just sort of there, and while its huge dex means you'll never run out of teambuilding options, it feels like they were trying to cram as much old shit as possible.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:20:48 AM No.57908751
BW2 is better
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:36:29 AM No.57908792
>>57908750
>it feels like they were trying to cram as much old shit as possible.
They were. BW forcing you to use new (at the time) Pokemon was poorly received at first. B2W2 was a bandaid, featuring several older Pokemon. XY was an overcorrection.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:53:37 AM No.57908843
1695080729120725 - unova
1695080729120725 - unova
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>>57908657
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:55:29 AM No.57908846
1739390656983696 - unova
1739390656983696 - unova
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>>57908750
BW has a shitty story that wastes your time, XY has a decent one that doesn't waste your time
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:56:57 AM No.57908856
1580646753960 - unova
1580646753960 - unova
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>>57908792
>BW forcing you to use new (at the time) Pokemon was poorly received at first
no BW forcing you to use a mostly shitty dex was poorly received
most people struggled to pick even 10 they liked and would want to use for a playthrough, while also being practically able to do so
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:57:49 AM No.57908859
>>57908639 (OP)
>This game is (headcanon)
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:57:53 AM No.57908861
>>57908639 (OP)
Only one good fire mon and you need 50+ lvl to evolve the cool ones
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:59:23 AM No.57908868
>>57908856
there's like 20 that are good
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:59:58 AM No.57908870
>>57908846
You could not be more wrong. About XY, that is. BW’s story isn’t great either but at least the story isn’t so horrible it subtracts points from the game’s story. Go ahead and bring up road blocks, because in the first 3 gym badges you have lumiose city which is a hallway despite appearing gigantic because of a power outage (unfinished content), and then the power plant which had 4/5 areas you couldn’t even access even with the pass in your inventory. X&Y is a joke
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:02:23 AM No.57908880
>>57908843
>>57908846
>>57908856
>>57908859
le yawnfag has arrived
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:03:35 AM No.57908888
artworks-z5WYu0wmJqy0AkWC-EMTRYQ-t500x500 - reaction
artworks-z5WYu0wmJqy0AkWC-EMTRYQ-t500x500 - reaction
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>>57908870
>the story isn’t so horrible it subtracts points from the game’s story
this story is so bad it undermines its own premise before you even get your first badge
then goes on to pretend as if the premise still has a shred of legitimacy
while shoving itself down your throat every 20 minutes of gameplay
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:04:32 AM No.57908894
>57908880
>That's right, my imaginary bogeyman living free in my little mind while I dilate is le hecking real
LMAO!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:04:48 AM No.57908897
>>57908888
>before you even get your first badge
thanks for confirming you haven't played the game. unfortunately we all knew that already.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:05:02 AM No.57908898
>>57908870
>X&Y is a joke
Add the fact that Southern Kalos was cut from the final game. Yawnie still refuses to believe the truth.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:05:21 AM No.57908900
I really liked that they stuck to new pokemon for the whole game, the dex itself was just poorly done imo.
Way too many mons felt like retreads of gen 1 pokemon (though I actually still like most unova mons) and there's the weird bullshit of everything evolving too late.
Also it made the sequel exciting because you got to see all the old mons in the wild again.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:05:42 AM No.57908902
>>57908880
Rent free. Watch out, yawnfag is behind you right now!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:05:57 AM No.57908903
>>57908888
Nice digits but *yawns* you are not worth my time. Explain why the story doesn’t have “a shred of legitimacy”, then explain how X&Y does, but I’m not reading or replying your reply anyway
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:17 AM No.57908923
>>57908843
xhes right
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:46 AM No.57908927
1730120031764881 - unova
1730120031764881 - unova
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>>57908903
they waste the players' time by setting up the premise that pokemon should be liberated while telling the player at the beginning of the game that the npc's pushing this don't believe in it at all and the ones who do are portrayed as obviously wrong

it says "wouldn't it be nice if this story was philosophical", then destroys any opportunity it had at being thought-provoking

anyone who wasn't a child picked up on this
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:27:03 AM No.57908976
>>57908639 (OP)
Black and White 2 are great. These games are good.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:47:29 AM No.57909023
>>57908903
*kicks munna*
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:59:13 AM No.57909045
>>57908927
I fail to see how that's a problem
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:00:17 AM No.57909050
>>57909045
I fail to see how anything in XY is a problem
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:05:41 AM No.57909075
>>57908846
>>57908888
>>57908927
I feel like you're forgetting a lot of other Team Plasma members, if all you have is like two instances of being blatantly evil then it seems more like there's a split in the group. Which, guess what, was a big part of B2W2. Surely you've got enough NPC chatter statistics to help your case, right? I'm pretty sure the three main categories of them are evil, generic brainwashed cultist that doesn't have any specific dialogue one way or another, and genuinely seems to want to help.
>>57909050
Lysandre being completely detached from reality. Hates greedy people because he considers it ugly, but basically every Team Flare grunt is just the fucking worst with zero redeeming members. Is willing to kill all Pokemon, despite Pokemon being depicted almost universally as generally purehearted without evil influence (that he plans to eradicate by the way). And we see zero of the negative shit he doesn't like during the course of the game, fucking SM gives a better argument for his attitude with Team Skull simply existing. BW at least made some cursory attempts to make your average NPC reconsider, plus the grunt and the Patrat in N's Castle alone is absolutely fascinating in the context of the game's themes.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:08:00 AM No.57909086
>>57909075
>I feel like you're forgetting a lot of other Team Plasma members, who also do villainous shit the whole game
true, the game is actually worse than I remember
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:08:43 AM No.57909089
>>57909075
>but basically every Team Flare grunt is just the fucking worst with zero redeeming members
[citation needed]

one of the Team Flare admins literally criticizes you for not caring about your Pokemon so they seem like good people to me
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:59:13 AM No.57909670
hmmmlax
hmmmlax
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>>57908639 (OP)
You know that's a double negative, right?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:03 PM No.57909969
Goggles
Goggles
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>>57909089
>one of the Team Flare admins literally criticizes you for not caring about your Pokemon so they seem like good people to me
They're actually just huge hypocrites. They look down at the rest of the world from an ivory tower while plotting mass death and destruction. He thinks he's a hero, but it's just ego.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:01 PM No.57910255
>>57909969
That’s not what hypocrisy means.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:34:27 PM No.57910305
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illust_125763684_20250525_002019
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>>57910255
It's never explained why Lysandre's lackeys are exactly the kind of people he hates so he comes across as a hypocrit. I just presume he takes their joining fee money for his own goals (thus using them since he sees them as leeches) but as it stands, why would he turn immortal or keep alive only the very kind of people he despises? Sons and daughters of rich families that never had to work hard and coast on their family's success, with no purpose in life on top of it all. You'd think they'd be the first of his chopping line instead.
It was an interesting part of the game but he never says, implicitly or explicitly, that he has no intention to keep his idiot grunts alive. Instead he will have his ideal world of idiots if he manages to succeed.
Ghetsis is a far less interesting character than Lysandre imo but at least in BW (don't remember in 2 and don't care for it honestly) it was clear he despised everyone but himself and used his cult members for his own goal.
Lysandre had the potential to be the best villain in the series but the way his Team is written brings him down.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:27 PM No.57910307
>>57910305
>Lysandre's lackeys are exactly the kind of people he hates
Except they aren’t. This is a fanfic you keep forcing without proof out of desperation to pretend gen 5’s story is less terrible.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:43:03 PM No.57910324
>n-nuh uh
>ur gay and stupid actually
unovaCHADs won
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:01:38 PM No.57910365
illust_120469138_20250525_002700
illust_120469138_20250525_002700
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>>57910307
I don't care for Gen 5's story, I care about Gen 6's story. The game explicitly shows that a lot of Flare *Grunts* are rich kids with no dreams or purpose in life which is a type of person that fits Lysandre's description of the useless trash people he hates to a T. It's clear that he does not just value material richness but also inner beauty, virtue and skill seeing as he respects Dianthia and Sycamore. His Admins are also more or less implied to be geniuses but many of his Grunts are not, they're shallow idiots who got there thanks to their money and said money is being used to fuel a project some of them aren't even aware of.
What purpose does Lysandre have to have such trash people in his elite if not to extort money from them? It's an interesting concept but the way the game presents it just makes Lysandre look stupid.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:02 PM No.57910366
>>57910365
>The game explicitly shows that a lot of Flare *Grunts* are rich kids with no dreams or purpose in life
[citation needed]
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:05:02 PM No.57910372
>>57910366
Yeah I got my citation right here, it's my dick in ur ass, fuccboi.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:08:25 PM No.57910385
>>57910366
play the game and increase your iq by 70 points
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:34:47 PM No.57911284
>>57909050
parroting is an admission of defeat
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:31:37 AM No.57911952
Sure is
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:33:16 AM No.57911957
>>57911284
I didn’t parrot anything
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:26:34 AM No.57912102
>>57908695
Yes there would. Most of the genwarring is just trolling.
Replies: >>57912110 >>57913593
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:28:26 AM No.57912110
>>57912102
this
unless the genwarring is trolling unless it’s against a game I don’t like, then it’s not trolling
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:06:02 AM No.57912663
i dont like it gens 5 and 7 are the only pokemon games ive never been able to finish idk why its not for me kek it is cool that you can inject custom art on the bottom screen though
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:10:51 AM No.57912670
>>57908639 (OP)
>double negative
Count on a bort to be ESL lmao
The only gen 5 is better than is 4
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:19:54 AM No.57912680
>>57912110
trvke
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:34:29 AM No.57912688
>>57908639 (OP)
>you can't do nothing about it.
I can just not play it
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:42:47 AM No.57912696
It's ok.
However, BW needs a romhack for the main campaign to not be toddler shit, just like HGSS.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:53:28 AM No.57912712
>>57908639 (OP)
>can't do nothing about it.
sheeeeeeeit muhfugga unova finna be da greatest gen and sheeeeit dey candu nuffin boutdat muhfugen bix nood nigga
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:48:27 PM No.57912845
>>57912688
games don't stop being good when you're not playing them.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:42:17 PM No.57912939
>>57912845
It would need to start being good first.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:02:13 PM No.57913309
>>57912939
and it did
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:08:03 PM No.57913326
>>57913309
not really, evidenced by the fact that you don’t want me to see your post
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:34:23 PM No.57913593
>>57912102
Most genwarring comes from autists posting blanket, extreme statements then making a scene when other autists don't agree with them.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:37:29 PM No.57913604
none whatsoever
none whatsoever
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>>57913326