How did we go from this...

>>57910157 (OP)
to this?

>>57910157 (OP)
>>57910160
By you cherrypicking Pokemon.

The obvious desire for all this to shift from 2D to 3D. It was inevitable anon. Now I ask of you. Are you content with 3D? Do you want to go deeper? Or are you dead set on regressing?

Most old sprite Pokemon are poorly designed from a real-world perspective and fall apart once they're no longer 2D sprites.
They look goofy in 3D because they weren't designed with thought put into like movement and proportions and shit.