>criminal usage of false identity
>soliciting sex from a minor
>illegal captivity
>involuntary intoxication of a third-party
>threatening
>pedophilia
>blackmail
>rape
>attempted murder

He'd land an easy death penalty in all american states, or at least life in prison for states without capital punishment.

Losing out on having a Mega is a slap in the wrist.

based typedo!

>>57911419 (OP)
>stuck with charizard's stats, causing it to live forever in its shadow
>one of, if not THE single worst case of a 3d model doing a pokemon dirty
>regionally replaced in PLA
>forever known as a pedophilemon in the public eye
>posts 56666666 and 56677777 both kicking it while it's down
>the only starter of the first 3 gens not to get a mega
At first it was funny but at this point I just feel bad for Typhlosionfags. You guys have it rough.

Lizardon copied Typhlosion. Charizard had to be artificially boosted

>>57911451
to add insult to injury, badgers also have tiny penises

>>57911451
Typhlosionfags will always tell of you the injustice they have suffered.

They will never tell you why. >>57911419 (OP)

>>57911579
real and true

>>57911419 (OP)
Christ, that guy looks peak pedo

Pedophlosion lmao

>>57911708
>kidnaps, intoxicates and rapes a child while impersonating
>keeps her in a cave
>threaten to kill her father if she tries to leave
>eventually try to kill him
>father uses 2nd Amendment, it is Super Effective and a Critical Hit against the pedo starter
>girl is disgraced for life, giving birth to a Cyndaquil rape baby from the fire starter monster

This would make a True Crime documentary.

>>57911742
I don't think true crime applies to monsters?

>>57911755
He can speak like a human and pass as a human. He first ensnared the 12 years old victim by pretending to be a handsome dark man in the forest offering her berries. That is how this story starts.

How it ends, it is Typhlosion trying to murder her father and getting shot in the head because 2nd-Amendment has type advantage against pedophiles.