Thread 57911541 - /vp/ [Archived: 972 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:15:02 AM No.57911541
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Enamorus is the worst designed Pokemon of all time
Replies: >>57911544 >>57911545 >>57911547 >>57911601 >>57911643 >>57911749 >>57911770 >>57911787 >>57912228 >>57912363 >>57912488 >>57912865 >>57917659 >>57918372 >>57919832 >>57921103
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:15:42 AM No.57911544
>>57911541 (OP)
a symptom of having to fit in with gen 5 designs
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:16:04 AM No.57911545
>>57911541 (OP)
Yeah it's certainly not great. I think Eiscue takes the cake though
Replies: >>57911788
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:16:35 AM No.57911547
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>>57911541 (OP)
its a shitpost design, apparently pokemon are supposed to look stupid
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:32:03 AM No.57911593
Enamorus fixed
Enamorus fixed
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>>57911544
If only she did. The Gen 5 designs she's supposed to fit in with were not shaped like a fucking tube.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:33:51 AM No.57911599
>>57911593
sex tbtbh
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:34:12 AM No.57911601
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>>57911541 (OP)
everything from plass was a mistake
Replies: >>57911746
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:45:18 AM No.57911643
The Nigger Word Panel 2
The Nigger Word Panel 2
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>>57911541 (OP)
Simisear?
Gurdurr?
Avalugg?
Tsareena?
Drizzile?
Appletun?
Duraludon?
Calyrex?
Quaquaval?
Garganacl?
Maushold?
Revavroom?
Flamigo?
Finizen?
Politoed?????????????
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:52:44 AM No.57911669
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>>57911643
Enamorus has less fan art than any of those Pokemon except Revavroom, which is utterly laughable for a legendary.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:56:53 AM No.57911680
>>57911669
I find it unlikely that it has less fanart than Flamigo or Finizen.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:59:54 AM No.57911691
>>57911643
>Tsareena
>Appletun
>Finizen
>Politoed
bait thread
Replies: >>57911741
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:04:17 AM No.57911702
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>>57911593
>The Gen 5 designs she's supposed to fit in with were not -ACK!
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:07:17 AM No.57911711
She's the best genie, which isn't saying much but it's something
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:07:49 AM No.57911714
>>57911702
I remember using thundurus therian a lot in the XY maison back in the day just for how cool it looked
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:17:14 AM No.57911741
>>57911691
You literally cannot defend Appletun or Finizen come the fuck on bro
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:36 AM No.57911744
>>57911741
but they look cool
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:19:25 AM No.57911746
>>57911601
Unironically really cool
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:19:32 AM No.57911749
>>57911541 (OP)
Built for human cock
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:36 AM No.57911770
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>>57911541 (OP)
>>57911593
>"We'll bang, ok"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:40 AM No.57911771
Fun Fact: A single booster pack of BW Emerging Powers cost more than the two ultra rare cards of Thundurus and Tornadus in that set.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:29:34 AM No.57911787
>>57911541 (OP)
>make a pokemon duo based on fujin and raijin
>kinda uninspired humanoid designs but whatever
>but you also want to cram a 4 chinese beast theme onto them, for some fucking reason
>so logically, you make a 3rd member... and then stop
>so now you have to make a duo....work as a trio...based on an incomplete quartet...and they have to have two forms each because, to no one's surprise, fujin and raijin have nothing to do with a dragon, a bird, a tiger and a turtle-snake
>humanoid forms are almost universally hated, but therian forms are kinda cool for the first two (3rd one is the worst "tiger" design you'll ever see, and believe me, you'll see it A LOT) so all is forgiven and forgotten, in a sense
>wait 12 years to remember that a quartet is, in fact, a group of FOUR pokemon, and that you need to make the 4th member
>thinking you're being clever by subverting expectations on a matter no one cared about and thus had zero expectations for, you make a female member embodying love
>you'd assume the fairy typing and the love theme are based on things such as "love is in the air" and spring being the season of love, which are true, but the turtle beast you're basing this pokemon on is related to winter and the element of water; you'd make more sense by making it ice/flying or even water/flying
>even ignoring that, you had the chance to make a funny pink muscular genie (a very familiar design archetype for the japanese and possibly even more of a subversion than making the pink one a girl), but made a lanky flat angry bitch with a sex doll mouth instead. There's no sex appeal to be found not even by veteran pokephiles, you need a true degenerate AND off-model fanart to make sense of it
>therian form is also terrible just like landorus', not even its color key is right as the turtle is related to the color black and you made its belly button gem green
Everything past the fujin/raijin part was always a mistake, but enamorus was just DoA, cursed.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:29:48 AM No.57911788
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>>57911545
shit opinion. eiscue is low on the list of designs, but at least it passes as a pokemon, even if its gimmick is/looks dumb. enamorus or however tf it's spelled is actually offensive to look at. op is 10000% correct and anyone suggesting otherwise actively has 7+ concurrent dicks in their mouth. NO other pokemon comes close to this abomination.
>inb4 you mad?
yes I'm fucking mad that this thing exists. pic not related, just a palate cleanser.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:31:49 AM No.57911796
>>57911702
Idk why they didnt just look like their alt forms instead of naked dudes on clouds.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:48:00 AM No.57911841
>Fujin and Zhuque
>Raijin and Qinglong
>Inari and Baihu
>Ugajin and Xuanwu
What's 5th one gonna be beside its Therian Forme being Yellow Dragon/Qilin? Ninigi no Mikoto?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:05:13 AM No.57912033
Comes close to being the ugliest, but Eiscue, Goldengo, Bruxish and Rellor are worse
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:53:53 AM No.57912156
>>57911643
congrats for having the lowest iq post on the board today
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:56:00 AM No.57912159
>>57911787
The first half of your post is entirely speculative fanfiction btw.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:24:20 AM No.57912228
>>57911541 (OP)
I had mine sent to violet so I could wonder trade it. I don't hate Enamorus, I was just feeling generous.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:44:42 AM No.57912363
>>57911541 (OP)
Damn...the only uglier pokemon I can think of is Pikachu.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:08:48 AM No.57912488
>>57911541 (OP)
I can think of a few that is worse than Enamorus
>> Barbaracle
>> Aromatisse
>> middle evolution of Chesnaught whose nam e I forgot
>> Gholdengo
>> Elemental monkeys
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:08 AM No.57912490
>>57911680
Check Gelbooru
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:17:46 AM No.57912496
>>57911787
Based, an effeminate hunk would be funny yet so fitting to the human form of genies.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:26:48 PM No.57912824
>>57911787
>therian form is also terrible just like landorus', not even its color key is right as the turtle is related to the color black and you made its belly button gem green
Isnโ€™t Thundorus the only one that matches the original beast colors?
Also people would complain about a gay bara design for Enamorus 100 times more than with what we got.
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That kami researcher ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
6/16/2025, 1:39:09 PM No.57912835
eh i like Enamorus she is based on a inu women with how her white lipstick is applied. is one of the Four Auspicious Beasts and a kami.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:50:05 PM No.57912847
OH YES
OH YES
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>>57911593
why can't this be real
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:01:01 PM No.57912865
>>57911541 (OP)
Wrong, because it has a clear inspiration and fills its intended role, regardless of your opinion, while a Pokรฉmon like Toucannon being the regional bird of Alola fails in all regards, as it's not a bird native to Hawaii, looks rather generic and not "monster"-like, and the whole "cannon" gimmick makes no sense either.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:10:13 PM No.57912881
It's funny because I skipped both Gen 8 and Gen 9 because I thought most of the Pokemon were ugly, but Enamorus is one of the few recent Pokemon that I like.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:29 PM No.57912896
I honestly don't think it's as bad, if you get rid of the lips it's way better. I preferit to the other genies and dogshit like Jynx in any case, though I concede that is not a high bar.
Don't like the turtle version at all though, no saving it even though the idea is cool.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:32:49 PM No.57913402
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>>57912835
>>57912881
Good for you but Enamorus is clearly a very unpopular Pokemon
Replies: >>57913409 >>57917659
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:34:12 PM No.57913409
>>57913402
this image makes her look WAY better than how she actually looks
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:42:29 PM No.57913441
>>57911669
>Visible nipples
MOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSS
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:54:37 PM No.57913481
>>57911669
Calyrex and Terapagos have just as less and that's because of the same reason as Enamorus, they came out super late.
Replies: >>57913493 >>57913582
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:58:25 PM No.57913493
>>57913481
> calyrex 276
> terapagos (normal) 134
> enamorus 32
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:29:55 PM No.57913582
>>57913481
>Calyrex and Terapagos
The two Pokรฉmon that are even uglier than Enamorus?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:41:10 PM No.57913620
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>>57913409
it's fascinating how adding any kind of curves at all instantly makes it into at least a 5/10 design. and i'm not just saying that because i'm horny.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:22 PM No.57914406
>>57913493
Terapagos is 90% window dressing for Liko r34
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:15:30 AM No.57914461
>>57913620
Lockstin used this image for his video.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:37:43 AM No.57914550
I like Enamorus. Yeah it's ugly as fucking sin but so are all the other genies. It matches the pre-existing members of the team perfectly, if you romhacked it into a gen 5 game nobody would even think it was out of place. Unlike something like the new Regis that don't look like anything.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:37:50 AM No.57914551
>>57912156
>t.Appletun
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:59:09 AM No.57915105
>>57912824
>Isnโ€™t Thundorus the only one that matches the original beast colors?
Yes but only by technicality. He's a soft shade of blue, so it matches the azure dragon somewhat, but azure is a deeper shade of blue.

The thing that DOES match the genies' therian forms with the beasts color-wise is the jewel they have on their belly. I don't know why, but that's what you get.
>thundurus = deep blue (azure dragon)
>tornadus = red/orange (vermilion bird)
>landorus = white (white tiger)*
>enamorus = black (black turtle)*
*lando-t's official art pose is terrible to showcase this detail. Not only is it obscured by shading, it's drawn in such a way that you could mistake it for a stripe on the leg
*enamorus' jewel is green instead of black. Not even a matter of shading, it's straight up green
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:56 PM No.57915887
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>>57914550
>It matches the pre-existing members of the team perfectly
She really does not. Just compare picrel to >>57911593
Replies: >>57915947 >>57918241
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:57:11 PM No.57915942
>>57915105
>He's a soft shade of blue, so it matches the azure dragon somewhat, but azure is a deeper shade of blue.

Well yes and no. This gets into the fact "Azure Dragon" is a little bit of a mistranslation. China for a long period of time considered blue and green shades of the same color (which before you decry as stupid would point out orange and pink have both been seen as merely shades of red in the west, and "orange" was a distinction that actually came from the fruit). The chinese name for the dragon, Qinglong, still uses the old chinese word which encompasses both as one color. The dragon has thus been depicted as nearly all colors within this range, from deep blues to jade sculptures. A perhaps better translation would be the Teal Dragon, as most depictions nowadays cut the difference and go for a midpoint between blue and green.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:46 PM No.57915947
>>57915887
looks the same to me
Replies: >>57917331
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:33:37 PM No.57916379
>>57915942
>(which before you decry as stupid
I wouldn't, because that's very common. Some cultures have very little incentive to make the necessary mental and linguistic adjustments to distinguish green from blue, but can distinguish a lot of shades of green that we cannot. Just like how having 20+ words for snow only makes sense to skimos, but it DOES make sense for them.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:30 AM No.57917331
>>57915947
are you blind
Replies: >>57917411
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:53 AM No.57917381
I wish they weren't recolors but I kinda like the OG genie trio, the therian forms look retarded though
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:49:54 AM No.57917411
>>57917331
>anon is today years old when he learns about gender dimorphism of male and female creatures
The intent was Enamourus was what a female Kami (they've never been genies) was supposed to look like. In that respect, she displays similarities to her brothers, but as she's not actually male nor intended to be presented as such, they didn't detail her similar to the muscular male template they held the others to.
Or is it a fetish in your shithole country to marry men that look like women? Mummy shave her beard in the morning in the bathroom beside daddy? Or just a chauvinistic little retard pitching a fit?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:12:00 AM No.57917463
This is basically the legendary Aromatisse and the reactions are the same.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:20 AM No.57917483
She looks like she sloppily and aggressively makes out with human men
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:24:14 AM No.57917494
>>57911544
HAHAHA YES SIR YES BLOODY BORTCHOD BASTARDS GET OWNED!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:53 AM No.57917652
>>57914461
i don't give a fuck what cockstin does
Replies: >>57920164
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:19:50 AM No.57917659
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>>57911541 (OP)
>>57913402
>>57913620
Replies: >>57918245
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:19:59 AM No.57917660
dances of nature
dances of nature
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>>57917381
the human appearances make them feel like something straight out of folklore.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:34:13 AM No.57918232
>>57917660
It looks kind of cute in 8-bit, do u have the same gif of them but in therian form?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:39:11 AM No.57918241
Sovereign
Sovereign
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>>57915887
While it can be argued that in human form Enamorus may look out of place due to body shape, its therian form isn't that jarring at all, when you understand the lore behind of the design.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:41:15 AM No.57918245
>>57917659
i would every single character in this image as well
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:25:57 AM No.57918372
>>57911541 (OP)
I caught this thing and kept it on my team.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:38:44 PM No.57919588
Pitty bump to remember ZAfag they dodged a bullet by not having any new mons in their game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:00:35 PM No.57919832
>>57911541 (OP)
Not even Evolution can make this atrocity looks good
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:49:24 PM No.57920164
>>57917652
Considering his rising popularity very soon you might, as he becomes a brand ambassador or something.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:02 AM No.57921103
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>>57911541 (OP)