Here's my Lapras. What about you?

I'm a grown man, I can tolerate kids games but I'm way past the age for plushies.

>>57913073 (OP)
This lil' fella. He's quite literally me

>>57913073 (OP)
post the laprussy

>>57913078
>Think you have to abandon things that bring joy to be mature

Tragic.

>>57913078
I kind of feel the same, but I do like plushies. I don't buy them though I just look.

howd you get the stains out?

>>57913170
Listening to alpha males (derogatory) on X (also derogatory) and its consequences has been a disaster for society.

>>57913073 (OP)
me and the ladies are finally moving out of this shithole this week

>>57913324
forgot pic

>>57913223
It's not X/Twitter/whoever's fault that people find grown men having toys (which would include playing kid's video games) cringe.

>>57913570
Cringe is the shame the weak people when they see someone more free than them.

Cringe is weakness leaving the body.

>>57913078
based

>>57913073 (OP)
"Why are you looking at me like that .... *lip smack* ... smash."

>>57913170
he isn't abandoning plushies against his will due to peer pressure, he's saying that he naturally lost the want for them and finds it natural due to his age, thus implying it is unnatural to still desire them past that age

Which one?

>>57913073 (OP)
hi lapras

>>57914179
flareon looking comfy

>>57913583
Why are you putting words in his mouth? You've used about as many words as both of us combined while adding nothing to the conversation.

>>57913078
retard
https://studyfinds.org/teddy-bears-stuffed-animals-adults/

Any tips for cleaning your plushies? Are pokemon plushies safe for machine washing/drying?

>>57914393
I just never take mine out of the plastic bag they came in.

>>57913073 (OP)
I'm not a Lapras.

>>57914909
why not

>>57914179
The yellow one

My wife

Why are you brown?

>>57914949
i cant help it

>>57914235
I'm clarifying something that is obvious from the text but that you somehow missed
>adding nothing to the conversation
I added an explanation which you clearly needed

>>57913073 (OP)
jealous

>>57914942
I love the stains on the second wife

>>57913073 (OP)
Found in Qatar

>>57915587
Thanks

Lewd repost, unrelated to image here
https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/57707331/#57716945

>>57914932
I don't need tree fiddy.

I have a mew plush, somewhere. Also last night in my dreams I was at some sort of garage sale, and I bought a Flareon and Eevee plush, I think.

>>57914987
No, what you did was make assumptions about two different people in order to skew a narrative that you liked. You making shit up and acting like it's obvious is head canon. You shouldn't be wasting your time making up excuses for someone who never asked you to.

>>57913073 (OP)
>POV: sex

>>57916312
He's 100% right tho

>>57914935
TPCi is the one who finally convined us Jolteon has the best butt.

Not counting dozens of smaller plushes I also have big lapras and big furret with Gardevoir on the way

>>57914393
They're not machine washable. The stitching is too fragile and often they're too dense to dry properly if water seeps into them.

>>57916372
Bullshit. Anything he might be correct about is unrelated stuff he brought into the conversation.

bump because I want to see more people being jealous about me having sex with Plapras

>>57918289
am jealous

>have the larger Zorua & H-Zorua plushes
>have yet to take lewd pics with both yet
Life gets in the way

>>57913073 (OP)
Should I get this Chansey Squishmallow plush? It looks cute but want to see what others think of it first.

>>57913170
This, that's why I still wear diapers.

>>57921016
I got the Fuecoco squishmallow and it felt really nice - if you like Chansey, I'd say go for it.

>>57921296
Just got it, thanks for making it easy for me!

>>57913073 (OP)
Take a bath Elsa.

Bump

>>57917025
"Cleaned" is obviously ruined via discoloration unless that's a result of it not being smoothed down