god I want to be Sprigatito here

>>57913587 (OP)
I can understand that feel anon. That is, depending on what exactly you'd like about being in that Sprigatito's situation appeals to you.

Just being a cute small Pokémon, being cared for by a nice human. It sounds like a life so comfy.

>>57913649
Y...yeah, haha. Being cute and small...

>>57913587 (OP)
Quick reminder that Liko and every single pokegirl ever (no exceptions) would want to be within 50 miles from any 4chan users, let alone users from the worst board on the site (/vp/)

>>57913587 (OP)
Quick reminder that Liko and every single pokegirl ever (no exceptions) would never want to be within 50 miles from any 4chan users, let alone users from the worst board on the site (/vp/). Cope goonfags

>>57913693

>>57913693
If I lived my life caring about what girls want, I wouldn't be a 32 year old Pokemon Trainer, would I?

>>57913702
Yeah, maybe forgot the word "never". I should proofread my shit before posting

>>57913702
>>57913702
Yeah, i maybe have forgotten the word "never" i should proofread my shit before posting (like how i had to write this post twice because retarded

>>57913675
>>57913649
>>57913587 (OP)
Mommy issues.

>>57913587 (OP)
sloppatito

>>57913587 (OP)
This is my fantasy. Not being the trainer but being the pokemon.

>>57913649
>>57915898
There are no downsides to being a Pokémon. All of your needs are easily met.

>>57913587 (OP)
go outside
meet a girl you like
marry her
cuddle.hug as much as you want
make Jews angry because you didn't fall for their pedo incel depopulation agenda
???
profit

>>57916288
I went outside
Didn't like any girl
Went back to my room

>>57913693
but /vp/ is the best board..

>>57916365
this

>>57916288
You're inverting reality, the jewish agenda is feminism and fat black trannies. Incels and "pedos"(you mean people attracted to objectively attractive characters) are the people rejecting it.

>>57916487
incels are "the beautiful ones" from Calhoun's experiment, a byproduct of the woke agenda. The ones that didn't want to deal with femtard overtly aggressive bullshit. Ultimately they're still what (((they))) intended, but I can't blame incels for retreating from a hostile environment.

realistically many of us are already too late to meet someone and have a normie life, so all we can do is get up and fight so the new gens can be free from these dark ages.

>>57916375
Best at being the worst yes

>>57916487
wrong. Jews don't want people to make families or be gay and be obsessed with abnormal fetishes to make them single which will ultimately lead to depopulation crises like in Japan

>>57916487
wrong. Jews don't want people to make families or be straight and be obsessed with abnormal fetishes to make them single which will ultimately lead to depopulation crises like in Japan

ITT
>Everything, no matter what it is, is because of jews

>>57913693
>from the worst board on the site (/vp/)
that's a tie between /pol/, /v/ and /vt/

>>57917886
look, I don't even think they're specifically jews (if any several are actually atheists of jew origin who rose using their roots for networking, but dropped all morals on the path) but if you don't see a bunch of geriatric dudes scheming blatantly inorganic movements and profitting from them, you haven't been paying attention