Best middle-stage starter coming through

based pig

>>57918972 (OP)
grovyle is better
wartortle and bayleef are about as good

>>57918998
>bayleef

<p-please care about our shitty pig goys
no. cry more plakek

>>57918972 (OP)
Are you the dev from PLA who decided people would rather play with a fat pig than the actual coolest middle evo?

>>57920726
What where they supposed to do? Use Cyndaquil again? That would be breaking the CHARIZARD rule. besides the "fat pig" is one of the few starters who's gotten less than the Quiava family.

>>57920736
> What where they supposed to do? Use Cyndaquil again
if they didn’t want ZAss to flop? yes

>>57920736
>besides the "fat pig" is one of the few starters who's gotten less than the Quiava family.
true
>What where they supposed to do? Use Cyndaquil again?
I wish they would honestly. Except this time with the Johto Typhlosion instead of the weird fanfic-like design they made for Hisui. I'm sorry Hisui fans, but I hate it.

But even better idea, make a 30th anniversary game where players can choose any of the 27 starters (29 with Pikachu and Eevee) so that nobody is disappointed by what weird ass choices Game Freak is making now.

>>57920761
>its not a boring poorman charizard anymore so its le bad
jothoddlers crying over kinnoh (formerly chadsui) fixing their favorite shitmons will never stop being funny

>>57920761
>Except this time with the Johto Typhlosion in
would be cool, but Game Freak has always hated Typhlosion's organic popularity, Johtoinan Typhlosion getting any spotlight or a mega that expands on what people like about Typhlosion might threaten CHARIZARD. A regional with mixed reception is the best it could hope for
>>57921255
>wrote rape libel against Typhlosion to cover-up the epidemic of Sinnohians raping ten-year olds because they're all hillbillies and pedophiles
Shitnoh fixed nothing you gay cunt, stick your head in a blender

>the pig get mentioned
>the badgerpedos immediately enter the thread and start having a melty due to the lack of mega
typical

>>57921337
>story that was never meant to be shown to the public
schizophrenia
>>57921255
don't lump the rest of us johGODdlers in with the badgerfags, we love sinnoh and its crossgen mons

>>57921514
>story that was never meant to be shown to the public
If that’s the case every person treating it like canon is an accessory to the hacker’s crime and should be in jail along shit him/her/it

>>57921523
it's only treated as canon because it gets a reaction out of people like you

>>57921524
So stealing millions of dollars worth of data (possible more considering Pokémon is the biggest IP in the world and the leak had over a terabyte of it) is ok because someone reacted a certain why?
Crime is bad, anon.

>>57921539
No one said that, but it already happened and there's nothing we can do. Might as well laugh about it.

>>57921539
Stealing data from big corporation and putting it online for the world to see will always be morally correct. Im sorry that the pedo at GF writing an erotica about your favorite shitmon make you mad

>>57918972 (OP)
well you better get out of the way then

>>57918972 (OP)
emphasis on mid

>>57918972 (OP)
Johto and Kanto ones are better

>>57920726
There was this kid at my school we called “The Typhlosion Kid.” He was this greasy little goblin who smelled like a mix of old cheese and damp socks, and he always had dirt smeared around his mouth like he’d been snacking on mulch during recess. Every single day, he’d talk about Typhlosion like it was some kind of fire god. “Typhlosion represents ultimate power and destruction,” he’d say, dead serious, while cradling this mangled, crusty Pokémon card he probably found in a gutter.

He built “shrines” to Typhlosion out of sticks and rocks at the edge of the playground and would get unreasonably pissed if anyone stepped near them. One time he tried to set one on fire with a magnifying glass, and when the teacher dragged him off, he screamed, “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE FLAME!” like a lunatic.

The girls in school were terrified of him, which honestly wasn’t surprising. He’d just stare at them during class, this wide-eyed, creepy glare, like he was trying to summon some kind of forbidden power. One time, he told a girl in science class that Typhlosion would choose her to “rebuild humanity” after the world burned, and she cried. After that, no one sat near him.

He was full incel before any of us even knew what that meant, ranting about how “females” didn’t appreciate guys who understood “true strength.” Smelled like Kraft Singles and despair but acted like he was the prophet of a volcano god. Absolute menace.

>>57922030
cool pasta embort