They were kino, but this board isn't ready for that discussion.

>No dungeons
>No story
>No sidecontent
>No post-game
>No difficulty
?

>>57919158
Did you not have your display on when you booted the game or something?

>>57919158
>lie
>lie
>lie
>lie
>lie
?

>>57919158
>No dungeons
>No sidecontent
>No post-game
>No difficulty
Thought you were talking about BW

Started playing Shield on Switch 2 and somehow it runs so much worse than on Switch 1. Unfortunate

>>57919261
How?????

Can you imagine people shilled this game for 3 years and then immediately dropped it for the next game? We don't even talk about it anymore other than to shit on it or people for "being mad about it being shit"

They lack substance outside of the coombait and did nothing but confirm retards do NOT deserve high quality games

>>57919158
/thread

Fine, I'm a bait addict anyways.
>>57919154 (OP)
They singlehandedly ensured the franchise would never be good again.
But whatever, keep believing your lie.
>>57919176
>straight lines ≠ dungeons
>what story, it's just mindless shit until the big bad extraterrestrial dragon wrecks shit because a pajeet couldn't wait one more day
>there is no side content
>crown tundra is postgame, i'll admit, but the fact that they charged 30 dollars for postgame is fucking robbery
>this game is actually a fucking snoozefest, all you do is mash a while the rest of your team sits and feels their asses grow, at least in the older games, you had to actually think somewhat

>>57919176
Hallways are not dungeons
Wandering around while other characters handle the entire plot offscreen until le generic final boss is released by a retard is not a story
Rehashed battle facility slop is not side content
Raids and dex autism are not postgame
Mashing A with your starter to victory is not difficulty

>>57919271
It didn't get a patch, happens sometimes when you throw stuff on a new architecture. Look at all the old games that barely run on modern computers unless you do a ton of work. It's not unplayable or anything, but you can notice it running around

>>57919285
>>crown tundra is postgame, i'll admit, but the fact that they charged 30 dollars for postgame is fucking robbery
yep, that's the point, you didn't need to buy Platinum for the post-game, as base DP already had one

>>57919176
/thread

>>57919158
sagecoal
>>57919176
yawngem

>>57919304
oh nvm it's a shartoid thread
you know what to do now

>>57919158
/thread

>>57919154 (OP)
>literal hallway routes
>worst parts of open world in the Wild Area, pants on head retarded level restrictions for catching
>absolute utter irredeemable DOGSHIT nonsense story which was obviously unfinished (climax cutscene was just a slideshow of still images etc)
>milquetoast box legendaries that just kinda show up when needed, nobody gives a shit about them
>none of the three rival characters have proper character development (Hop just gives up, Bede gets brat corrected off-screen, Marnie has literally nothing)

Calling the game with the worst story in Pokémon history "kino" is and will always be 100% bait. Fuck off.

>produces 10 billion megawatts of energy per millisecond
>nnNNNNNNOOOOOOOO I WANT 10 GORRILLION ENERGY NOW
>unleashes ancient being of ultimate destruction
>it gets btfo by a 12 year old

>>57919154 (OP)
we just calling anything kino now.
they weren't bad, that's what you meant
they were playable pokemon experiences
also marnie

>>57919291
>Buy RS
>Has no postgame
>Buy Emerald instead
>Has postgame
>Buy DP
>Has postgame
>Buy Platinum
>Has postgame
>Buy SS
>Has no postgame, but you can pay 30 more bucks to get postgame
You can see the problem for consumers here, right?

>>57919428
yep, DP was an improvement over RS

>>57919291
You don’t need to buy the DLC for the postgame, as the base game already has one.

>>57919438
you're right i forgot the 1hour quest for zacian/zamazenta

you can boughted 30 $ dlc for an empty flat open map with pokemon they dexcutted

>>57919428
>Has no postgame
Regis?
Latis?
Rayquaza?

>>57919447
he’s a retarded DSfag who thinks “postgame = routes pointlessly blocked until the credits”

>>57919457
post-game = new zones to explore + repeatable content

>>57919464
>post-game = routes pointlessly blocked until the credits + repeatable content
See?

>>57919154 (OP)
The base game was shit and the only redeeming factor was the DLC

>>57919468
The point is that these areas have a higher level than the champion, to include them earlier, you'd have to raise the champion's level even more and generally extend the main campaign, it's better the way it is now than not having them at all, like Kalos.

>>57919481
>The point is that these areas have a higher level than the champion
So? The gameplay is exactly the fucking same because your levels will also be higher than the champion.

>>57919362
>Calling the game with the worst story in Pokémon history "kino" is and will always be 100% bait. Fuck off.
I agree, but but this thread is about Sword and Shield, not Scarlet and Violet.

>>57919539
..is what I would say if I'm a baiting retard.

>>57919539
trash vs garbage

>>57919539
>doubling down on the bait, making it even more obvious
SV has one of the best stories in the series. It's literally its one single redeeming quality.

>>57919362
Rose was so fucking autistic lmao

>>57919362
the routes were very slightly better than gen 7 at least

>>57920005
He'd be a better character if he actually acted autistic but no, nothing about his character or personality is consistent with what he did.
>>57920026
I dunno, I thougth the Gen 7 routes were more memorable. Nicer scenery maybe.

>>57919154 (OP)
then why did you make a thread, King Retard?

>>57919154 (OP)
it was better than gen7 and the stadium battles were cool but it was definitely not kino

>>57919154 (OP)
ONE DAY

>>57919154 (OP)
they’re alright
not as good as the previous games, but they’re not the affront to pokémon that people like to say it is
unfortunate, because of all the swsh hate, you will get kids later on down the line who think they’re the best in the series and make up strawmen to defend it (has already happened with 4,5, and 6)

If you can't admit swshit are bad I genuinely believe you will eat up any slop gamefreak shits out as long as it's mainline

>>57919311
Sharties got bored of shitposting about SV because they got called out too much because all their "arguments" against it were obviously made up (muh DEI etc)
Their new trolling strategy is to call SwSh good because it's easy bait

>>57920383
if you think swsh are bad you haven’t played many games

>>57920478
Bro outright saying the actual fucking opposite of truths to prove a point literally most rational-minded people would never agree with

Out of the switch games, they still have the best aesthetics, so there's that

>>57919592
If you think SV has a good story, you haven’t played many games.

>>57920390
I mean it was mostly 1 guy using exactly the same phraseology in every post so reporting him every time he spoke was really easy

i wonder if they realise the neopronouns and "boughted/cutted" will never carch on, definition of a forced meme

>>57920390
Is the sharty in the room with us right now?

>bumping from page 10 to get last word in
Keeeek

>>57919154 (OP)
So why does it have less pokemon to use than gen 7? Why is 90% of the game a corridor?

>>57921354
It doesn't.
It isn't.

>>57920593
Negro he said in the series, that's the bar the franchise has to work with. Besides, after dogshit like SwSh, SV is fucking Mozart

>>57920593
You gotta work on your reading comprehension, buddy.

>>57919154 (OP)
I'm sorry but no. The only standout things about them are that they introduced some quality of life like the portable box and exp candies etc. The gym stadiums looked cool and the DLCs had some fun characters but that's really it.
They are the most bland and cookie cutter ones otherwise

>>57920482
I’m not saying swsh are good, they’re mediocre
but saying they’re outright bad tells me you didn’t grow up with shovelware games

OP is absolutely right. SwSh+DLC is clearly the best Switch Pokemon game, and possibly the best 3D Pokemon game sofar (tied with USUM).

SwSh has so much content but the r*tards on this board like to shit on this game because it started Dexit (as if it was the only game with a Dex Cut lmfao).

>>57922321
SV blows it out of the fucking water
Even PLA is better
It's definitely not the best Pokémon game on the Switch

>>57922321
see
>>57921354
>>57919362
>>57919288
>>57919158

>>57922787
see
>>57919176