I think Team Magma is based on the Republican Party while Team Aqua is based on the Democrat Party.

Think about it, Magma is red just like the Republicans and Aqua is blue just like the Democrats.

Magma has white members and white people mostly vote right wing while Aqua has black members and black people mostly vote left wing.

Then you have the fact that Magma want to expand the land, in other words create more Lebraunsaum which is what Hitler who was right wing wanted.

And then Aqua wants to flood the world which would lead to destruction and chaos with no government which is what Antifa and BLM who are left wing wanted.

Then you have the fact Maxie looks like a chudjak.

And the fact Archie looks like a homosexual slut.

With all these facts in mind, this leads me to believe the two evil teams of Hoenn are based on the two US political parties.

Wtf I voted Drumpf where's my autistic Courtney gf

>>57923792 (OP)
Magma is definitely chud- and incel-coded, meanwhile Aqua has always been the more popular, fun-loving, sex-having team. So this makes sense.

>>57923792 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isahaya_Bay

>>57923862
Pictured: the more popular, fun-loving, sex-having team

>>57923792 (OP)
Americans need so much help holy shit

>>57923944
Wait I didn't know Hiroshima was in Kyushu... What hoennian area would correspond to the bomb?

>>57923792 (OP)
What is team plasma based on?

>>57923792 (OP)
That’s Democratic Party, not “Democrat” Party, Jethro. Anyhow, why would the Nips base anything on our political parties?

>>57923981
Most of the guys here would look way better if they shaved, lost weight, or got better hairdos.

>>57924026
>Wait I didn't know Hiroshima was in Kyushu
It's not. I assume you're getting it mixed up with Nagasaki, which would be equivalent to Slateport.
Hiroshima is in Chugoku which hasn't been a Pokemon region.

>>57923792 (OP)
Holy shit OP you cracked the code, that's right, this japanese Gameboy Advance videogame released in 2002 and set in a fantasy version of Kyūshū, Japan, featuring an utopic world where humans work together and fight for sport with the power of intelligent, magical animals and get dragged into the conflict of radical humanism vs radical animalism with the use of ancient gods, is actually a very subtle allegory for the two main political parties of the United States of Amerisrael (famous for creating the clash of red and blue colors, as we all know), as well as the Führer Adolf Hitler himself and people opposing police brutality against dark-skinned people or antifa(scism).
Subtle, indeed, but I guess nothing is too subtle for a genius like you, you solved the riddles others didn't even register, and arrived at a truth only you could grasp and show to the world.

Are you sure you aren't Elon Musk? Your prodigious mind is at least on his level, no doubt.

>>57924069
Yeah sorry, brainfart
I do know where Hiroshima is (roughly) but I had zero idea Nagasaki was right there in Hoenn

>>57924030
why would anyone hurt cynthai like that :(

>>57924084
For stealing Steve's entire character but making it lamer and trick people into thinking she's a good character just because she's a white-passing blonde

>>57924088
not a very good justification but okay

>>57924089
>>57924088
>>57924084
EVERYTHING IS A JUSTIFICATION TO HURT CYNTHIA COON

DTAY MAD

>>57924088
pretty fair but I'm not satisfied

>>57923862
and of course aqua are brown and magma are white and east asian, go figure

>>57923792 (OP)
And Zinnia is a Libertarian! Tries to subvert the goals of either major party and deserves to be impaled in the chest!