>>57924684 (OP)
Because Umbreon is based.

>>57924684 (OP)
That is because he is one of the most popular Pokémon, not because he is the sexiest.

BBC

>he really doesn't know
Edgy faggots adore edgy faggot dog shocker.

>>57924684 (OP)
>>57924724
Umbreon is pretty much the only masculine eeveelution. All of the female porn gets diluted amongst 8 mons, while Umbreon gets the highest concentration of male porn.

Stop raping animals, jesus youre so fucked up, they aren't even human shaped

>>57924983
Not a dog, its a fox/cat

Vaporeon is the best Pokemon to watch Family Guy with.

>>57924985
Jolteon is pretty male-coded, too. And Flareon isn't super feminine either.

>umbreon
Breed?

>>57924684 (OP)
>>57924724
Is this supposed to be funny? Where is the joke?

>>57925377
Cute, unassuming creatures from a kids' franchise being lewded by tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of people!

>>57924684 (OP)
Meme regurgitating broccoliheads utterly BTFO

>>57924972
big Blacky cookie?

>>57925514
Correct

>>57925377
lurk more newfag

>>57924684 (OP)
>He thinks more porn means more popular
Literal porn addicted brainlet mindset there, Umbreon only has more porn because it is the easiest Eeveelution to draw, not because it's the most popular one

>>57925570
The Vaporeon copypasta was never funny though

>>57925579
umbreon is also the most fappable eeveelution, especially for gays

>>57925570
see
>>57925426

>>57925579
Vaporeon is only popular because of porn memes though

>>57925586
>The most fappable eeveelution
That would be Glaceon or Sylveon.

>>57925579
Umbreon is the most popular anyway, it has the most porn because its the most popular. even people who want to fuck umbreon like it for other reasons too.
>>57925598
>Genwun Pokemon is only popular because of porn memes
meds now

>>57925606
umbreon (male): for gays
umbreon (female): no one
sylveon (male): for tranny porn addicts
sylveon (female): for self-inserting trannies
glaceon (male): for porn addicts
glaceon (female): for puritan porn addicts

>>57925598

>>57925629
Sylveon (me) scissorring glaceon

>>57925629
>umbreon (female): no one
As long as I'm alive there will be one Umbreon cookie fan

never forget anons
the end stage of your disease is gender transition

>>57924684 (OP)
i mean, do you WANT your favorite eeveelution to be the most fapped to?

>>57925707
>have favorite pokemon
>its not very popular
>not a lot of artwork
>make coomerpasta of it
>it becomes a meme
>people start making lots of artwork of it
>90% of it is porn
>enjoy the 10% that isnt
>profit

>>57925629
sylveon >> glaceon

>>57925699
You're the one who apparently sits around fantasizing about straight dudes trooning out, and the only people who do that are trannies

>>57925581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIyt5pEcE_g

i'm terribly sorry anon but you do appear to be infected with the novel zeta variant of the pokérus virus

better withdraw from the PC quick before you digivolve into a level 30 Sylveon

put this escape rope in your key items pocket just in case we're too late

Order from best to shit:
1. Umbreon
2. Espeon
3. Jolteon
4. Flareon
5. Vaporeon
6. Leafeon
7. Eevee
8. Glaceon
9. Sylveon

>>57926593
>sylveon at the bottom
based
>glaceon second to the bottom
not based

>>57924684 (OP)
What do people see in glaceon? I'm not even trying to hate, I'm genuinely curious.
Vaporeon is the most unique design
Umbreon is the coolest
Sylveon is cutesy and appeals to trannies
Glaceon is...? I guess it has a hat? Wow

>>57926693
bald

>>57925978
But it's true, only severely autistic manchildren and literal kids find that copypasta funny. So which one are you? Pic semi-related, don't have the Vaporeon one

>>57926693
very elegant

>>57926693
fat ass

after coming back to /vp/ recently i've not seen vaporeon pasta posted once
is vaporeon old and busted now?

>>57927016
yeah we lust for glaceon now

>>57927016
no, anti fun faggots now claim it is not funny but they are actually anti coomers in disguise.

1. Umbreon
2. Sylveon
3. Espeon
4. Jolteon
5. Vaporeon
6. Eevee
7. Glaceon
8. Leafeon
9. Flareon

>>57925707
Yes, next question.

>>57927028
I'm an anti coomer christian puritan and I think it's funny and I support sex with pokemon as long as you are married to them