Dewgong fucking sucks - /vp/ (#57931096) [Archived: 980 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:50:04 AM No.57931096
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in the next few weeks i will make a video essay on why dewgong is one of the least usable gen 1 pokemon besides farfetchd but he's a joke pokemon so it doesn't count

the only thing competing for how fucking bottom of the barrel this piece of shit is, is rapidash but at least the horse got a fuckin regional form
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:52:40 AM No.57931100
>>57931096 (OP)
Dewgong sex
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:53:23 AM No.57931101
>>57931100
actually already looked into this too, dewgong has half the results on e621 of fucking SLOWPOKE
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:56:03 AM No.57931109
>>57931101
Still would
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:59:19 AM No.57931112
I like it better than Lapras
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:04:27 AM No.57931118
>>57931112
dewgong has lower stats in everything but speed
and you get lapras first
and dewgong doesn't learn any water moves by level up until fucking gen 4
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:07:47 AM No.57931124
>>57931096 (OP)
Sailor is a good trade, I'm not joking here.

Use the trade seal at least once and you will find out that it is a decent Pokemon.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:10:59 AM No.57931129
>>57931124
>obtained on cinnabar island, again immediately AFTER lapras and 3 inches from the place you get seel normally
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:11:49 AM No.57931130
I like Dewgong. He learns sheer cold stupidly early and one shots other water types without burning your shock wave and thunder TMs.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:11:51 AM No.57931131
>>57931118
I still like it better than Lapras
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:14:25 AM No.57931136
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>>57931096 (OP)
Farfetch'd is strong though, therefore dewgong must also be strong.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:15:15 AM No.57931138
>>57931129
Yes, gets boosted experience unlike all other options. Give it a try and you will not be disappointed since all Sailor needs is for you to teach him surf.

Only better option is the trade Jynx as far as Ice types go.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:16:21 AM No.57931140
>>57931130
dewgong doesnt even GET sheer cold until gen 3, and while level 34 seems impressive you still cant even catch one until the SEVENTH GYM which has it's lowest pokemon at level 40. don't forget that dewgong is also only NEUTRAL to fire and will get ass raped by every major fight afterward except maybe lance
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:17:13 AM No.57931144
>>57931096 (OP)
try running it with sheer cold
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:35:52 AM No.57931178
>>57931144
>dude if you use a 50% accuracy move on a pokemon with no speed it's good!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:00:08 PM No.57931221
>>57931140
Cinnabar gym's pokemon are fairly weak despite the levels. You can easily solo the gym with an underleveled any underleveled water type pokemon. Just catch a Dewgong (either 34 or 36 it doesn't matter) and spam surf. Besides, anything you catch during the route 19/20/Seafoam areas have time to catch up during your trek through the Pokemon Mansion.

You could do much worse than Dewgong, like RBY Tangela or FRLG Kabutops
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:12:50 PM No.57931240
>>57931221
>frlg kabutops
you can get it at the same point as dewgong, and it has higher stats in everything but hp and spa (the latter only being by 5)
the only non water/ice coverage dewgong gets in gen 3 (even if using tms) is fucking thief
kabutops gets
>brick break
>dig
>giga drain
>sandstorm
is that good coverage? no, but it's better than dewgong who requires you spam surf or rely solely on wasting tms on it even though in every game it is one of the LAST water types you get and has some of the worst stats among all fully evolved water types
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:17:18 PM No.57931250
>>57931096 (OP)
Your premise is already flawed because Seadra is simultaneuously more garbage, being the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel worst water type in gen 1 who's sole claim to fame is immediately getting evo-replaced in the next gen, and available at the same time as Seel.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:25:23 PM No.57931267
>>57931250
in gen 1 exclusively the title of most dogshit pokemon is highly contested but that's the point of the argument
dewgong remains worthless for EVERY GAME ITS IN. shit like seadra, tangela, lickitung, porygon, and farfetchd all get SOMETHING later on
any time dewgong got a new coverage move seaking got it as well, and is generally obtained long before dewgong
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:51:52 PM No.57931315
>>57931267
>>57931250
actually on looking further into it even if we pretend kingdra doesn't exist seadra is still marginally better in most situations after gen 1. you can still obtain it slightly earlier than dewgong in a lot of games and it has access to shit like dragon dance starting in gen 3 and flash cannon in gen 4.
even if you wanted to do some absolute garbage like physical seadra, in gen 4 it can get outrage and bounce too, with it's attack being only 5 lower than dewgongs you likely wont notice a difference
dewgongs first real coverage move starts in gen 4 and is fucking signal beam. guess what? seadra gets that too
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:56:03 PM No.57931325
>>57931240
Anon, there is a very good reason why no one uses FRLG Kabutops, or even FRLG Omastar, which I should remind you is one of the strongest offensive water types in gen 3 thanks to rain dance + swift swim and high special attack. The fossil mons aren't level 30 like in RBY, they're level 5. You cannot simply blow several rare candies and walk out of the Pokemon Mansion with a Kabutops armed with surf and nearly guaranteed crit slashes. You have to spend hours grinding them up 35 levels just to bring them up to speed. They're not worth the trouble in FRLG. Let's look at your garbage moveset.
>brick break and dig when the end of the game pits it up against fighting types, levitators, and fliers
>no surf to get at least some kind of STAB damage and deal higher damage to the fire and ground types in the next two dungeons and gyms
>no endgame double-edge as it's Kabutops's strongest possible all purpose move (which also eats shit to Agatha)
>giga drain is okay, but you would have long used the TM by that point if you have a grass type on your team
>sandstorm as a move is a complete waste of time in-game. Nigga, what the fuck are you doing?
All you had to do was give it surf and use slash until replacing it with double-edge and you somehow, SOMEHOW, blew it by overthinking its statline. No wonder you think Dewgong is the worst pokemon in the game despite being a realistically obtainable water type. You can't even make decisions that a seven year old could work out. You are without a doubt the single most incompetent poster in /vp/ history.

t. used both and actually put in the time grinding and to use an in-game Kabutops in FRLG
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:03:18 PM No.57931339
>>57931325
See >>57931267 then
Kabutops isn't dogshit in later gens, dewgong remains dogshit in all of them. In gen 4 kabutops gets access to dewgongs entire movepool, night slash, x-scissor, stone edge, swords dance, stealth rock, superpower, and more. It's special attack is only 5 points lower than dewgongs but it also gets access to ancient power, surf, giga drain, and fucking earth power, while again dewgongs only new coverage is signal beam
But yeah sure in gen 1-3 kabutops is worse
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:09:12 PM No.57931352
>95 Special
>STAB blizzard
>>>bad
It's outclassed, sure, but you can do a lot worse than Dewgong. It's objectively better than every fire type except for possibly Moltres. You want a real shitmon? I dare you to use Parassect. It's slow, it's frail, it dies to everything before it can spore, and all it has to deal damage is crit slash

Arguing what the weakest ice type is in gen 1 is like arguing who the weakest god is
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:12:17 PM No.57931358
>>57931096 (OP)
You're wrong. Water and ice is a great combination. Teach it surf, and it learns aurora beam and ice beam by itself. Then it's a powerful Pokemon against a range of types.

Also, the world doesn't need more video essays. Please don't make one.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:15:59 PM No.57931365
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>>57931352
95 special DEFENSE
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:17:23 PM No.57931367
>>57931365
after gen 1**
the point is that dewgong is terrible forever, rby are an anomaly because balance was fucking terrible all around. daily reminder the strongest rock move was fucking rock slide
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:21:13 PM No.57931371
>>57931367
And Parasect has been even worse even with Spore for just as long. In fact, Parasect only gets worse as new Spore users get added to the roster.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:21:49 PM No.57931373
>>57931118
>and dewgong doesn't learn any water moves by level up until fucking gen 4
Surf is the only water move you should be using in Gen 1
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:23:10 PM No.57931379
>>57931371
parasect is at least available before the 7th fucking gym. there isn't a single game where seel or dewgong are available before surf EXCEPT gale of darkness but guess what? you can't even get fucking surf in gale of darkness
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:27:45 PM No.57931390
>>57931365
Cool, now let's look at gen 1, where Dewgong is at its best.

This is also a good time to look at Dewgong from a competitive standpoint. It was seen as a good UU water type before Lapras dropped, and may very well drop to NU at some point. However, there is now PU and ZU, and believe it or not, there are some real fully evolved stinkers in those tiers. There will always be demand for a water type with STAB blizzard in the lower tiers. In GSC and ADV NU, Dewgong keeps its role as a great lower tier bulky water.

To say Dewgong is one of the least usable gen 1 pokemon of all time would be an incorrect analysis due to its usefulness in the early gen lower tiers and the presence of far weaker pokemon.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:28:46 PM No.57931393
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>>57931390
Forgot pic, but only someone as dim-witted as OP would actually need it.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:29:21 PM No.57931395
>>57931379
Did you know that Parasect's best grass STAB to this day is fucking Bullet Seed? That's its best coverage moves are Brick Break and fucking Cross Poison? That it has a x8 weakness if it has Dry Skin? Or that it's so trash that it's unavailable in both SWSH and SV?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:34:17 PM No.57931405
>Beedrill flops even against the incredibly frail Abra, OHKOing it a mere 25.6% of the time. Meanwhile, Abra OHKOes Beedrill 72% of the time, before accounting for critical hits, and is faster.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:35:04 PM No.57931406
>>57931379
Oh wow, Parassect is irredeemable garbage for almost the whole game nstead of being mediocre for the third act. Wow, this totally makes Parassect so much better retard

Also can you stop incorrectly stating that Dewgong isn't obtainable until Cinnabar? You can obtain a Seel that is four levels away from evolution the moment you walk into the Seafoam islands. You can catch Dewgong itself once you reach the very next floor You have a whole-ass dungeon and another route between you and civilization.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:36:20 PM No.57931409
>>57931390
>>57931393
least usable in game, across all games
if we're looking at just gen 1 you have dogshit like onix and rapidash that make dewgong look like the cream of the crop. a lot of dogshit gen 1 mons get SOME help in the form of coverage, stat boosts, evolutions, or even early availability if nothing else. dewgong is generally the worst water type in gen 1, remains low tier for the rest of the series, and is NEVER available at a point when you would actually use it

>>57931395
but at LEAST I CAN USE IT BEFORE THE GAME ENDS
most bug pokemon are garbage early game filler but dewgong doesn't even have that. it's garbage LATE GAME filler
this is not to say parasect is good, it and ledian are fighting neck and neck for most useless bug type
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:39:36 PM No.57931413
Ledian
Ledian
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OP here, you can obtain this pokemon early in the game. Truly, a five-star pokemon!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:41:00 PM No.57931414
>>57931413
this thread is about bad gen 1 pokemon nobody is defending ledian
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:42:49 PM No.57931416
>>57931409
Being available early doesnt save Parasect from being complete drek for this entire series that never got
>another evo
>another form
>coverage moves
>fucking STAB moves
For the entire runtime of this franchise. Hell, there's probably good Dewgong cards and Dewgong is decent in Pogo but guess what? Parasect is STILL TRASH THERE TOO
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:48:02 PM No.57931421
>>57931096 (OP)
>Fake Out
>Icy Wind
>Sheer Cold
>Blizzard
>Flip Turn
>Surf
She's a VGC supportmon smoggie. Try playing the game instead of your fanfic garbage.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:53:16 PM No.57931429
>>57931416
Dewgong's a good rental in Stadium 2 since it has rest + sleep talk
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:56:58 PM No.57931439
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>>57931129
>he does the gyms in order
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:25:02 PM No.57931561
>>57931140
>dewgong is also only NEUTRAL to fire and will get ass raped by every major fight afterward
but he has thick fat doe
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:59:42 PM No.57931604
>>57931096 (OP)
Fact is dewgong sucks because there’s no reason to use it instead of lapras (i like it isn’t an actual reason) which you get earlier, guaranteed>>57931096 (OP), don’t have to evolve, and for free.
And there’s no point using it in later gens either. It’s never a good choice at any point in the series.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:42:07 PM No.57931737
>>57931604
Dewgong was classicly used as a Perish Trap partner with Mega Gengar because of its access to Fake Out and Icy Wind. It even recently saw use on Perish Trap teams in Reg F with a higher usage rate than Pokemon such as:
>Rotom-W
>Slither Wing
>Cinderace
>Greninja
>G-Slowking
>Iron Treads
I'm beginning to think you dont play these games.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:50:41 PM No.57931765
Dewgong is handsome thats all that matters and he can scald u and then freeze u and then spit water at u and make cute dewgong noises should have a 3rd evolution called King-Dong
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:58:40 PM No.57931783
GoAway
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>least usable
That's a buzzphrase I've yet to hear. It's still completely retarded though.
>catch Pokémon
>put it on my team
Congratulations, it's now being used, no more difficult than any other Pokemon.

Outside of competitive play, if you care this much about a Pokemon being outclassed or outperformed by another, you're either ragebaiting or supremely autistic.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:03:08 PM No.57931792
>>57931604
>(i like it isn’t an actual reason)
yes it is
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:59:01 PM No.57931909
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dewgong wife