The typhlosion Male/Female ratio is absolutely fucked, and i thought modern dating was hard for humans.

stop watching joe rogan and andrew tate you stupid-ass failure of a human being

>>57938548 (OP)
that's a coincidence
the actual reason is because it's some woman's fetish

>>57938656
Sorry your favorite pokemon turned out to be a rapist.

in rough times every hole can be a trench

>>57938678
?

>>57938744
People think that because of a bunch of leaked stories. But conveniently leave out the fact that they are scrapped and therefore not canon.

>waaah there's not enough girls i cant get laid im gonna go rape people
yeah man ok

>>57938678
I actually like him more now

>>57938757
That's just Gamefreak covering up for Typhlosion's crimes.

Eat the berries

Bout as canon as a spyro dev writing "don't let near subway" next to Hunter.

>>57938757
That's just Gamefreak framing Typhlosion for their crimes.

>>57938656
>andrew tate being used as a role model with zero irony
Humanity's future is fucking grim.

>>57938879
The only good thing is that the majority of "men" who idolise Andrew Tate will never breed

>>57938810
Of course you would

>>57938548 (OP)
>So that's why they rape
they don't
>but leh scrapped fairy tale
not canon

but there was no aoc so you can't call it rape ??

>>57938548 (OP)
This gender ratio is true for all starters though yet most of them behave.
But yes it is like that to make it harder for them to breed and thus rarer in-game.

>>57939085
define canon in pokemon

>>57940308
The bulk of a work that should be considered officially part of the overall mythos.
Cut content is not part of that.

>>57940314
what's Red's current canon age

You know, I'm already get used to it...
>t.Typhlobro

>>57940308
Explicitly shown in officially released media=canon
Rape fics written by a retarded pedophile and stolen some perverted criminal =not canon
Simple as

>>57940327
At the time of SV? Undisclosed.

>>57939085

>>57939022
They'd probably think that sex with women is gay and makes you effeminate.

this whole thing made my goat typhlosion go up at least a couple tiers in my starter tierlist im ngl

>>57938548 (OP)
It was consensual.

>shapeshifts in the story
>can't learn transform in the games
It's not canon

>>57938548 (OP)
Meanwhile every starter has that exact same gender ratio. Are you saying every starter pokemon is a rapist?

>>57940509
if by some autistic mental gymnastics someone would claim that the stories were canon, they'd also have to accept that either the first or last version of the story would have to be the canon one

and just as a reminder the first version was slaking, the edit after that was typhlosion and last version was piloswine, and typhlosion being a random middle version edit it neither began or ended with, thus is the least relevant when considering "canon"

this absolutely mindbreaks the "canonically typhlosion is le rapist" claimers and will never stop being funny

made for some funni memes tho, slaking got off easy considering most people dont know he starred in two stories instead of just one