No image, but Blastoise. IMO the worst design of Gen 1 and maybe all of Pokemon, period. Squirtle and Wartortle were both 10/10 designs, and then they fuck up the final evolution so badly. The little water cannons are so fucking unbelievably stupid, I hated them as a kid and I hate them now. But everyone else fucking loves Blastoise. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
>>57938948 (OP)Clodsire, Appletun, and Zekrom.
The concept is cool, but the execution makes it feel inauthentic. I always see tons of comments about how cute it is everywhere else on the Internet and also how relatable it is. Nothing about it actually demonstrates negative qualities outside Pokédex entries, which completely kills the concept for me.
>>57940503This. It's not cute at all.
>>57939069Most people barely remember Delcatty
>>57939088Dunsparce isn’t liked by everyone.
>>57939087While I don’t hate blastiose, I too have been bothered by the cannons. Where the fuck did they come from? Also Why does it lose the fluff from Wartortle?
Only mentally stunted manchildren like this sad excuse of a gimmick, sadly that comprises 99% of the fanbase
Fuck Seizurat and fuck the marketing department forcing Seizurat on us.
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>>57938948 (OP)I'm convinced it's only liked because it's relatively salvageable compared to the rest of the Sinnoh deck.
>>57940538For me it's Snom, people also exaggerate how cute it is.
>>57939087I'm with you on this bro. The other two make sense and always looked like logical conclusions to their evolution lines, Blastoise just drops basically everything it's prior forms seemed to be setting up. I hate it's michelen man arms and it's weird perpetually smirking bulldog face and the cannons that appear from nowhere.
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fuck this stupid ass ugly testicle forehead duck and his evolution
>>57940580I hate the gimkick, but there a handful of these designs that I wish were regular evos, or just flat-out the normal design for that pokemon. Mega Gallade should have been what it looked like all along, the flowing cape matches so well with Gardevoir's dress, same for the red blades on it's arms matching the spikes on the evo line.
>>57940691>available early game and puts the many bug type shitmons available at the same time to shame>insane ability in intimidate, even if its effects aren't immediately obvious to new players>mono electric also means one weakness, which also appeals to casual crowds/campaignshitters>ds zoomers make up a large vocal presence of current pokemon fans so naturally many of them remember this line fondly (t. ds zoomer)i can see why it's popular, but i think it's just okay
I hate all of the Gen 4 starters
>>57940802if you hate monsters, tamagotchi is over yonder
>>57939087>everyone else fucking loves Blastoisethat's not even true
blastoisefags are a minority
everyone knows what the rivalry really is
>I feel like I'm taking crazy pillsevidently you are if you somehow got the impression that blastoise is popular
at least you have sense enough to know it's a shit design
>>57940798>and the cannons that appear from nowhere.But it's perfectly fine for CHARIZARD to gain wings out of nowhere when charmeleon didn't have them?
This fat fuck from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>over a thousand pokemon
>infinite creature concepts that cover a vast array of themes and aesthetics
>you choose the vaguely dog/cat thing with random bits glued on to represent a generic elemental power
I don't even hate eevee, I just don't see how it got as big as it did. Maybe it's just how many of them there are really, kanto eeveelutions would be fine on their own but Leafeon, Glaceon, and Sylveon just look dumb.
All the kanto starters are lazy ugly fat animals. I'd take a furry jobmon cereal mascot over them any day.
>>57939087As a blastoise fan and gun owner, I've always loved the cannons. But I also realize its a real like it or hate it thing. I just wish we'd get a regional variant with actually good fucking stats so the big man can be something more than a mid tier shell smash build.
>>57938948 (OP)I hate Salamance. Don't like the look, don't like the colors, don't like its new forms. Its just never clicked for me. I think its honestly the head. It just looks retarded to me.
>>57943297I've always thought Eevee just looked like a real animal with zero changes besides a smushed pug face
>>57943089NTA but at least wings are still a biological construct made of flesh and bone that exists in nature, versus suddendly getting a couple of inorganic clearly colored to be metal canons growing out of ones back. Also charmeleon to charziard isn't losing any major details, as opposed to blatoise completely dropping wartortles fluff.
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>>57943318It’s Paradox form is cool.
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I like the evolutions alright, but eevee is such a boring “look, it’s cute” design it annoys the hell out of me.
I wish the -eons were a Volbeat/Illumise case instead of Slowbro/Slowking
>>57943297it's the cutest gen 1 besides pikachu (conventional cute don't give me your bullshit about how you think electabuzz is cute) and the eeveelution favoritism pushes it ahead of anything it would otherwise be tied with
>>57943959Cuter than Jigglypuff and Clefairy? Seriously?
>>57944086audino is the only cute marshmallowmon
noboday actually likes unova pokemon so i just continue to hate them
>>57944086jigglypuff is a shitmon and clefairy looks like it has downs
>>57943479bro pokemon can evolve and learn how to pick up a gun maybe they evolved to learn to grow a gun too fucking retard
>>57944627Here is a comprehensive list of every single pokemon that evolves to have a gun or canon on them as an integrated part of their body.
>Blastoise>Forretress>Magmortar>ClawitzerOnly 1 of these mons is the weapon designed to look entirely inorganic, being colored a unique color from the rest of its body. Can (You) guess which one it is?
>>57943479I like to see the cannons as some kind of pipe-like bone extensions from it's body. That makes the design look way more plausible.
>>57943050how the fuck is infernape that low
>>57947438It's a reddit poll that's why.
>>57943479>>579459061. The cannons were the same color as the border of the shell in earlier depictions. It wasn't until the anime that they became distinctly metallic, probably because of people like you assuming so instead of thinking like
>>57945947.
2. Metal is not inherently inorganic, your own blood needs large amounts of iron. Some animals even grow metallic body parts.
3. Blastoise is the Shellfish Pokémon not because it's a clam or oyster but so you know where Game Freak got the idea for the siphons. They basically spell it out for you in case it wasn't obvious enough, so not figuring it out is entirely your mistake.
This thing is ugly as fuck
>>57938948 (OP)This line is probably my least fav in gen 1. It's bland in all the worst ways.
I will take a Fearow or Dodrio on my team any day of the week over this trash no drillpeck having fat fuck bird.
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>>57948420I don't think Pidgit is that bad, but Fearow and Dodrio are objectively superior, and Pidgeot is fat indeed
>>57948298Fairies were grotesque and savage until Disney pussified them
>>57947438because only dumbass normalfaggots like it
>>57948298Britain gave us the only good fairymons
>>57948800#1 itself is a blatant and easily verifiable lie you fucking retard, fuck off
How much of a faggot do you have to be to hate Chadtoise?
>>57950582My only complaint with the design is that he loses the fluffy tail of his previous evos.
>>57950582How much of a fag do you have to be to hate ANY of kanto starters actually? We have yet to get a trio of starters better than them unironically.
Everyone thought this was the coolest mon in the game back in gen 2.
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>>57950652Forgot pic. I wasn't talking about Tyranitar. Most people didn't even know that existed until Stadium 2.
I had an insufferable grandpa who looked like this, down to the Dr. Wily tier hair. All 3 of these things have the ugly deal-with-it vibes.
>>57950748When did Movie 4 come out compared to the GSC release in the states?
Like 90% of ghost types but mainly the gastly line and mimikyu.
It feels as a type/theme like it gets shilled and merch all the fucking time, and its never even the cool ghost types.
Its fans are really annoying too, it feels like every other fakemon/variant is "what if thing But Dead" and Hex Maniac is overrated.
>>57950811I don't think anyone actually likes these dudes outside of competitive meta shitposting.
>>57950819October 2002, like a year and a half after Stadium 2 released. Pokemania had begun to fade by the end of 2001.
>>57943301Shouldn’t be here, it isn’t loved by everyone. Least favorite of the Kanto starters and even within its family it the least favorite
>>57950748Definitely shouldn’t be here now
>>57950811Shouldn’t be here. Most people actively hate it. It’s good in comp but that doesn’t mean people actually like it. The fact that it isn’t loved despite its resounding competitive success says something
>>57950841Ghost is like my 3rd favorite type and I agree it’s glazed way too much
>>57950862The Typhlosion fanfic is way overblown off the net. It's still popular among normies. The moment GSC gets another port, Typhlosion will be practically everywhere again.
I don't get how people like this or see it as a acceptable evolution to piplup.
>>57948298This. Completely destroys the entire point of its pre-evos
>inb4 "You're only posting this to piss off furfags"
Nah bro, I jack it to Pokemon too but I really hate just how blatantly designed Meowscarada is as furrybait.
At least with Braixen she had more of a cute magical girl design than sex appeal but god damn did they overdo it with Meowscarada...
>>57951887>Torterra’s Ground type is SE on Infernape >Infernape’s Fighting type is SE on Empoleon>Empoleon’s Steel type isn’t SE on TorterraWhy didn’t they make it Water/Ice?
>>57951899>"Generic edgy shit with "muscles"It's muscles are it's HAIR, dumbass. It fakes being jacked monster but it's hair is so strong it can pull off the "big, orc-goblin" look seamlessly.
>>57951340I don't think I've like this guy since I was a teenager. It's simultaneously overdesigned, yet way too basic.
Literal trannymon opened the floodgates for the worst group of fans to plague the franchise as if being gay wasn't enough for a Kalosian pasttime
>>57951959yes anon, i think you figured out what acting is
>>57951950what do you think the quotation marks around "muscles" were for, retard
KYA!! That young lady!! H-how did she even manage to fit us all in her stomach?!” Yelled Melony. Cynthia didn't have an answer, trying to move at the top. “IT DOESN'T MATTER!! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SHIT FOR SOME TEEN YOU BETTER KEEP FIGHTING!!” Yelled Cynthia. The women were all in disarray, but the acid made it worse. Penny's potent stomach acid was running down the walls and dripping on their bodies. The pain was immediate, as Clair screamed at the bottom. “MY ASS REALLY BURNS!!” Screamed Clair. That burning sensation started to spread, as the grunting and yelling of women trying to figure a way out of their predicament turned into erratic screaming of pain and agony.
Ten minutes of waddling and stumbling back to her dorm room, Penny finally saw the door. “Yes fi-Said Penny, belching up Cynthia's hair ribbons. A girl was next to her when it happened and looked at Penny with a scared look. Penny kept on moving, as the girl ran off terrified. Penny reached her dorm, unlocking the door and casually walking in, at least she tried. The fat belly rammed against the frame, making the girls yelp. “Fuck…” Muttered Penny. Penny pushed hard, grunting in pain as her stomach was confined in the door. “COME ON!!! BELLY!! GET THROUGH!!” Thought Penny.
Bones were violently crushed by the door, but with Clair's legs snapping at her knees, the gut managed to pop through. The horrid cries of pain kept on going, but Penny ignored them and closed the door behind her. Penny kicked her boots off and removed her skirt, before sliding her socks off and letting her sweaty feet breathe. Sweat was dripping off her gut and face. “Fucking finally…” Said Penny, sitting on her bed and leaning back. The gut sloshed, with a wave of boiling hot acid splashing on them.
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I never liked the way it's face looked. Nearly close to being a decent design.