As fellow Gardevoir enjoyers, did you make the correct choice?

>>57939373 (OP)
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>implying I don't have petty spending cash to buy both
>thinking I give a shit about any the life size plushes TPC have produced to-date
I'm waiting for a LS Primarina, cheers. Did get my Switch 2 launch day though.

I couldn't talk myself into getting the plush

>>57939373 (OP)
>dollar sign last
>commas for decimals
what breed of third worlder are you?

Her metagame

>>57939738
I just used an image i had saved

>tfw gardevoir gets shilled almost as much as the shilldog nowadays
interesting times

>>57941211
Gardevoir is organically popular, Lucario was shilled from the start.

>>57941796
The funny thing about shilling is it can't affect you if you don't consume fucking ads

don't watch directs, trailers, or other promotional content. Don't consume or participate in the astroturfed hype train and leak cycle and magically you don't have to care what is "shilled" or not

>>57941995
that's not really true since the shilling extends to the games themselves, xy and swsh were probably the most shameless

>>57939407
Are there any other funny dialogue options from HGSS I should draw so this isn't the only shitpost I made here that gets spammed? Nobody saved the sketch of the guy fucking his SNeasler

>>57943349
>so this isn't the only shitpost I made here that gets spammed?
it was a good shitpost

Me on the right.

>>57939738
Nothing gets past you huh

>>57939373 (OP)
I did, and I'm happy. I asked when the preorder is shipping though because they may have delayed it from mid-July to October.

In no world could I justify buying a Switch 2, no matter how I look at it.

>>57941796
this, gardevoir earned its shilling, so it will always be cooler than shillcario

>>57941995
>shilling is it can't affect you if you don't consume fucking ads
>don't watch directs, trailers, or other promotional content

I do all that and I dont give a fuck about lucario or incineshit

>>57944435
Based
Some would argue it’s a waste of money, but as long as you don’t send yourself into debt it doesn’t really matter what things you enjoy. It’s all up to personal taste and priorities.

they give gardevoir so many costumes but they just won't do the obvious maid gardevoir

>>57949754
>Some would argue it’s a waste of money, but as long as you don’t send yourself into debt it doesn’t really matter what things you enjoy.
Right? Life-size Garde costs less than a Glock—if that's a lot of money to you, nobody cares what you think, anyway.

Are they still selling that gardevoir?

>>57950553
I can buy both. 2 Glocks even, so we can protect ourselves and each other

>>57951807

>>57939373 (OP)
switch 2 keks...

>>57943349
>spoiler
Elaborate

>>57939373 (OP)
>Gardevoir enjoyer
More like Gardevoir flat-earthers. Gardevoir is ugly, faggot. If it was Medicham, Gothitelle, or even Jynx, I would have been more tempted.

sticc
legs

>>57957724
Being a contrarian isn't going to make those random shitmons any more popular, just give up and love gardevoir

>>57960183
>hand-holding
L-Lewd...

>>57957724
...this is bait, right?
who would genuinely want to fuck a pokemon with fat-ass bimbo lips?

>>57960238
There is at least one dedicated jynx anon on this board

>>57957724
Lips enjoyer?
Gardevoir was better when it was a mysterious bishonen knight though. Gen 4 and all the furfaggotry it brought with it were a mistake.

>>57939373 (OP)

>>57962470
gardevoir was always meant to be a cute dancer waifu, but hoenn had no ditto so they just made it 50/50 and then made gallade

>>57966367
>Hoenn had no Ditto
It did have it, IF you played Emerald's postgame. You could access a side of the Safari with johtomons, and the Fossil Maniac's house gets a new cave with Dittos, and the second fossil that you didn't take in the Mirage Tower in the desert

>>57943349
You cant just post that spoiler without a pic, bro

>>57966382
yeah but emerald was well over a year after the original ruby/saphire release

This is Gardevoir slander and torture

>>57967930

>>57967930
>>57967945
Anyways Gardevoir and her canonically large boobs

>>57967930
flat on-model gardevoir is the superior choice 99% of the time

>>57940072
>Mel, my beloved

>>57969429
post the 1%

>>57971799

>>57941796
Lucario got a shitload of fans just from acting and sounding like a DBZ character in the dubbed movie, same with Mewtwo.

>>57950372
This looks a lot lewder than a maid, tbqh senpai

>>57939373 (OP)
should have been a shiny gardevoir

>>57960238
What? Don't like DSL? Is great, especially when they leave marks.

>>57939373 (OP)
>>57944435 here, they did in fact delay the plushie until October. Support lied to me and just told me the July date but now the preorder list has updated. I'm severely disappointed but will just keep the money until my darling comes home.

>>57974369
I didn't pre-order, but im keeping cash for the chance it briefly goes in stock once it releases

>>57975042
Lucario eventually went back in stock as a full release for a while so it's possible

>>57954224
marriage with garde as arceus intended

>>57939373 (OP)
I've thought about the latter at least a few times, but I can't justify spending that much money in my head. Unless Pokémon were real, I'd rather have a human or basic-looking robot companion over something designed with children in mind. I've already wasted so much money on stupid toys and games I just don't care for anymore, I can't bring myself to buy either, even if the Switch 2 had a dozen 10/10 games.

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>>57939373 (OP)
>Buying products instead of bootlegging and making your own crafts.
NGMI

>>57939373 (OP)

>>57960183
I would rather be a contrarian than a faggot such as you.
>>57960238
>who would genuinely want to fuck a pokemon with fat-ass bimbo lips?
Heterosexual men.

>>57957724
>>57984356
I don't like African women, sorry your genes are so bad

>>57939373 (OP)
Haven't drawn Gardevoir in a while. Think I will.

>>57979723
Too much time and money, the official one looks good enough

>>57988377
please do i want to see what you make

>>57988874
so far

>>57989045
VERY nice! I love a knight garde

>>57989045
sweet

>>57989045
mega gardevoir should have had a sword, a psychic power sword

>>57989045
Excellent, keep up the good work.

>>57939373 (OP)
Outside of that Mario game what does the switch 2 have that should make me upgrade?

Is it possible for a Gardevoir to have been born without psychic abilities?

>>57939373 (OP)
They made a life size ralts plush to go along with the gardevoir one

>>57990941
She needs it to know who is her partner

A Gardevoir born without Psychic powers would need to be taught something else.
Her partner could teach her to actually sword-dance.

>>57991023

>>57991043
>>57991023
i love her

>>57991084
She loves you too, now watch her do this sick sword toss.

If ZA doesn't let you headpat Gardevoir then im not buying

>>57992696
it drives me insane how little about that game we know

>don't have a pre-order on amiami this month
>mega garde is available
Nobody buy her until mid august please.

What's faster to get me a shiny Gardevoir? breeding or wild encounter?
Emerald game btw

>>57993577
Rom or cart?

>>57993297
too late

>>57993577
Breeding, remember that Ralts is fucking rare on the wild

>>57993684
Release her.

>>57993706
ok

>>57993701
Ok thanks

>>57939373 (OP)

>>57991023
Sketch looked better. What's up with those boobs? One is on the chest, the other's growing out of her armpit.

>>57993957
gardebutte

>>57993297
Tons of mega garde merch but no shiny version so far

>>57994036
There's https://idplayer.shop/product/%E3%80%8Cpre-order-%E3%80%8D1-20-black-wedding-dress-shiny-mega-gardevoir-figure-shipping-in-july-august/ but it's unofficial and their shipping takes months even after a figure releases. The quality is decent at least, I have one of their other Gardevoir figures and my only real gripe is I thought it was 6" rather than 3"

>>57994049
>1/20th
I'd rather buy a MGarde card.

>>57993957
cute gardevoir butt

Gardevoir are proudly build for BWC

The filthy N*ggers are going to hate him because of that

Total N*ggers Destruction (TND)

The jews personal mud Golem are be dupe

I hope they make a life-size mega gardevoir plush, shiny one ideally

My Garde needs to diet
Diet!

>>57993723
this is why you'll never rival /mlp/, you're too weak to do what must be done

>>57996467
i love a chubby garde

>>57996935
Everyone loves her!

>>57993895
... Mother fuck. I knew something looked off but I couldn't tell what.

>>57997821
Thanks Anon, you actually caught something I missed.

>>57997824
>>57997821
These are really cool but could you do a no booba version?

>>57997835
Eh, maybe tomorrow. I just got home from work and I'm tired.

>>57997844
No problem at all
Enjoy a drunk garde ala AI slop

>>57997942
I appreciate it, and I thank you. If I wasn't drawing slop of a different variety, I would do a Gardie.

Is the plural of gardevoir "gardevoirs" or "gardevoir"?

I miss pure psychic Gardevoir

>>57998659
Not dying to crunch is nice

>>57998659

Hot take but I really don't like mega gardevoir even though its my favorite pokemon
I'm disappointed they went with such a frilly wedding dress design, leaning hard into the fairy typing instead of leaning into psychic powerhouse

>>57998659
being immune to dragon moves makes her cooler

So I haven't played Pokemon since Silver, but my friend convinced me to get Violet since she was getting Scarlet. Fairy typing is new to me.
Is there any lore reason behind this sudden addition? Does this make Steel and Dark Types even more horrific for a Gardevoir to face?

>>57999288
Pokemon lore is terrible. There was a rumor prior to the gigaleak that there was supposed to be some lore that said it was "awakened" by Xygarde but XY and SuMo were so butchered that almost all lore was cut out of them.

>>57999325
Aw dude, thats awful. I hate it when crucial content gets cut from things.
I suppose a decent way of retconning it would be like, "Oh, Gardevoirs and certain pokemon have been reclassified thanks to a concensus of Pokemon Scientists. New typing!"

>>57999185
I hope ZA gives us more more mega forms like how mewtwo has two megas.

>>57999185
XY was when they commited to gardevoir being a cute waifumon, so the wedding dress was inevitable

>>57997821
>>57997835
These are really cool but could you do a huge booba version?

Gardevoir's dress should be removable

>>58001142
You should just catch her while she is shedding her skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkX4AiZhtBI

gardevoir is too cute nowadays, she should be creepier like an actual fairy creature

>>58002358
there's room for both

>>58002358
Gardevoir should show volatility in their emotions. Intense emotion besides just the sweetheart TPC constantly portrays her as (especially in cards)
There's so much missed potential with this mon
Trace is a protagonist-tier ability. I mean how cool would it be if she actually changed in appearance when tracing certain abilities?

Taking some sloppa requests if anyone wants

>>58002597
Maybe some Garde and Tasque Manager goofing around?

>>58002597
Slightly chubby and flustered/self-conscious about it!

>>58002606

>>58002680
WHOWEE

>>58002636

>>58002636
Alternate take

>>58002772
>>58002808
nice

>>58002597
Her holding a baby

>>58002887

>>58002916
Very cute stuff

>>58002597
Settings to get that style of lighting?

>>58003118
I just wrote sunny and sun beam lol

I used to be able to gen really cool fusions with NAI furry model when it was V3 but they come out looking like ass in V4/V4.5
Am I doing something wrong?
Ill post a couple of good ones cuz I think they're neat

>>58003206
Cute

This one kinda cursed but I'm impressed at how it handled the prompt

>>58003219
Can you make Gou look like a Gardevoir
>>57893440

>>58002396
Yanderevoir my beloved

>>58003201
>>58003206
>>58003209
>>58003219
Those are genuinely not bad. You can see it in the details but I like the designs.

>>58002396
sweet, caring and motherly garde >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yandere garde

>>57984356
You're worse, you're a contrarian and a faggot.

>>57990955
Now we just need a Kirlia (and maybe also a Gallade).

>Still sitting on "preordered" for my mail-order wife
Any news on that?

>>58003215
This one is ADORABLE and not just because chubby but the fusion honestly works

gardevoir is getting a cute vocaloid costume in unite

>>58003732
Shipping date to US got pushed from July to October. Prices will likely get fucked by tariffs. Still no hard date.

>>58003709
Yandere Gardevoir is hotter

>>58004100
>Prices will likely get fucked by tariffs.
Fuck, they better not crank it up without warning.

>>58002597
What are you using, Civ?

>>57972093
Lucario committed genocide?

>>58003219
It's a bug centaur!

>>57939373 (OP)
lifesize iron valiant plush when

>>58005049
NovelAI

Why does Gallade have hips like that? If hes suppose to be her gallant knight, why doesn't he have strong knee pads instead?

>>58007971
due to their slender build, one of the main hazards for Gardevoir is narrow shafts. Gallade's wide hips allow him to catch himself while falling so he can get out and fix the hole.

>>58007971
We've been over this already, it's his massive dick which he wraps around his waist.

>>58007971
He's just a little fat

>>58008148
Its his massive schlong?

>>58009423
Precisely

God damn it.

Mikuvoir looks cute

>>58009526
i thought these were common, ie, you can get them from many sites

>>58002808
prompts?

>>58007971
the fat hips are dumb and gallade would have been more popular without them, he also wouldn't have had them if he was designed in rs

>>57939373 (OP)

How old do you think she looks compared to Gardevoir?

>touch my horn, master!
Why are Gardevoir like this.

>>58013454
Can someone who know runes translate and explain this one?
I machine translated this and what I can make out is that Tsareena has Queenly Majesty, Gardevoir Traced it and got Queenly Majesty which made Tsareena cry.

>>58007971
It's on purpose. GF and TPC will say "oh, it looks like those gallant knights of France", but those who are "in the know" realize they shoved a giant button in his hip to avoid the humanoid look, and flood the world with Gallade x Gardevoir porn.
Which is a shame. I bet that if we could've gotten Gallade X Gardevoir, Lucario wouldn't be so popular, meaning less furfags.

>>58015590
You're overthinking it. Tsareena is smug, Gardevoir copied her smug ability, Tsareena can talk shit but can't take it so she started tearing up.

>>58015602
I thought it was something like that but when the translation mentioned the Trace ability and it actually said King, not Queen and so I got confused but I figured that Gardevoir was one-upping Tsareena in a way, but I didn't fully get the joke. Thanks for the clearing that up for me.

>>58015460
If ZA doesn't bring back amie to let you touch gardevoirs horn then it is already a failure

>Find a Ralts.
>Know they're Psychic, call her something cute that reflects that.
>Grows into a Gardevoir over several years since I don't like to battle.
>She gets along with my Noctowl, Grosaugen and my Toedscool, Gehmann.
>Gave her a ribbon the day I found her, and she wore it every day.
>I let her enjoy her time in the house, and if she wants to go out for the day she can, she always comes back.
>Notice for the passed several months she leaves the house at a set time, and comes back exhausted. Take a day off work and spy on her.
>Learn she got a job nearby, assisting a florist. Aw, thats cute.
>Pretend not to notice.
>A little while later, when we're alone and Gehmann and Grosaugen are asleep upstairs, we're on the couch watching House.
>He had just diagnosed a Sylveon with cancer of the ribbons when she taps me on the shoulder.
>I ask her what she needs, and look right at her.
>I see her fumble for a bit, and pull out a small box. I'm curious and open it and its a ring.
>An engagement ring.
>For me.
>I turn back and see her eyes, big, and huge, and I don't say a word - I just pull the ring on, and she gives me a hug so tight she nearly cracks my spine.
>That was last night, and I'm awake in bed writing this, and shes asleep on the couch downstairs.
Guys, what should I do? I live in Arizonac and I can't find anything about this in local laws and guidelines. I don't think I can marry her for legal and possibly moral reasons but I don't want to break her heart.

pokken gardevoir is still best garde

>>58015460
>>58015769
it says that Ralts and Kirlia don't like the fin touched so Gardy probably doesn't either

>>58017420
iirc gardevoir disliked the player touching her hair but not the horn

>>58017420
Proof?

>>58018035
this list is super entertaining but I genuinely think Amie / Refresh is a great addition to the game
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Petting

Why would anyone battle with their Gardevoir? Gardevoirs must be protected.

>>58020606
It's her duty to serve, and her way of showing love.

>>58020606
Having a battle under the bed sheets with Gardevoir!

>>58020606
gardevoir is a battle wife

>>57939373 (OP)