I'm 35 and I still want to be a pokemon trainer. - /vp/ (#57941102) [Archived: 880 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:33:35 PM No.57941102
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For me nothing else matters and nothing else can be good for me nothing else can be fulfilling. No amount of money will make me forget that I'll never be free like the trainers.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:46 PM No.57941106
>>57941102 (OP)
Wanting to relive my childhood so bad bros
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:18:00 PM No.57941344
>>57941102 (OP)
>OP would end up as one of weirdos in Viridian Forest trying to get into the panties of teenage girls only to have his ass kicked by their pokemon.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:20:40 PM No.57941352
>>57941102 (OP)
i would be the npc who tells you they made the pokemon box system as if it matters
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:21:59 PM No.57941356
>>57941352
Based technology loving fat guy.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:55 PM No.57941400
>>57941102 (OP)
I just want love
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:21:26 AM No.57941966
>>57941400
Well you certainly aren't gonna find it here buddy.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:40:13 AM No.57943097
>>57941102 (OP)
also 35 and i used to maladaptive daydream about travelling as a pokemon trainer. comfy memories.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:07:04 AM No.57943289
>>57941344
>Think op will even be able to own a Pokemon and wont just be killed by one instead.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:10:09 AM No.57943303
>>57943097
Im almost 30 and this is literally me.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:14:26 AM No.57943329
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I want to be a young girl's pokemon.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:29:23 AM No.57943600
>>57943303
i did it a lot imagining the routes of GSC. i'm guessing yours was for RSE?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:38:39 AM No.57943616
>>57941102 (OP)
Any other century, a man your age would have already fought many wars and fathered many children. You exemplify everything wrong with modern society, might as well go full circle and troon out.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:27:56 AM No.57943735
>>57943616
Let people enjoy things. No one should have to go through the meat grinder. We are in good times.
Back then most men died before the age of 40 and most children never even reached adulthood.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:25 AM No.57943754
>>57943735
Imagine that when you were still a child every adult was withdrawn in selfish fantasies instead of rising the next generation properly, this is the reason why each generation is more fucked up than the last. It was okay when we were shitposting here in our early 20s, but now there are kids lurking here getting the wrong idea of how adults should behave.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:48:42 AM No.57943783
>>57943754
Engaging in little fantasies doesn't take away from society at large. It's simply another way to kill time. I'm sure that no matter the era humans lived in, they indulged in similar things too.
And if somehow, for some reason Pokémon, anime, gaming, nerdy stuff etc. were totally stripped away, people would just do something just as "meaningless" instead.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:53:08 AM No.57943789
>>57943754
Nice bait.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:54:31 AM No.57943792
>>57943783
>little fantasies
If only it was that and not a case of crippling addiction
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:30:01 PM No.57943969
>>57943616
Any other century I would still have my foreskin. Don't remove my genitals and then expect me to have sex. I'm on neetbux for life, honestly would kill myself if I had to work for this demonic clown society
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:53:41 PM No.57944236
>>57943616
Hell yeah bro, can't wait to die for Israel and the elite!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:06:13 PM No.57944266
go outside
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:36:19 PM No.57944338
>>57943616
you'd shit yourself if you had to go to war
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:40:08 PM No.57944348
>>57943754
imagine that when you were still a child, divorce rate was 50%, raising a child to 18 cost a million dollars and a mortgage takes 50 years to pay off. having children these days is foolish.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:43:26 PM No.57944353
>>57944348
Your numbers are so full of shit its comical.
Spend your time on r/antinatalism rather than pretending children cost $55k a year. Use your brain for once please.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:21:14 PM No.57944428
>>57944353
okay, now debunk the other 2 things he said
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:23:40 PM No.57944433
>>57944353
raising three children to 18 would easily cost a million
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:33:58 PM No.57944463
>>57944428
Don't get divorced, no one can afford a home in the first place. Children are cheap, the assets you'd LIKE to have in order to raise them aren't. At some point the cope will have to end otherwise you just give up on having a family entirely, or you accept that you'll find a way to make life work under conditions that are still easier than your great, great grandparents had.
>>57944433
It doesn't cost the feds $1M to assist a b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ welfare recipient if they have 3 children.
You can raise children better than them on the same money that doesn't come from the government.
I wonder what the average age of this board is.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:34:01 PM No.57944464
>>57944348
>>57944433
not to mention never being able to retire or even leave your kids any sort of decent inheritance
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:36:57 PM No.57944472
>>57944463
>Don't get divorced
wow great advice anon. why didn't all the guys who pay through the nose for alimony whilst living in a shithole apartment and working 2 jobs think of that? did you forget that women initiate divorce the majority of the time without the man even wanting one?
didn't read the rest you absolute moron
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:03 PM No.57944479
>>57944472
Cry about it pussy.
Closely examine the differnce between the 50% that succeeded and the 50% that didn't. It's pretty stark and not a coin flip.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:09 PM No.57944483
>>57943616
imagine this in current year
>honey i'm off to war. might die idk lol. i know we spent years and years building a home, family and future and the kids might be fucked if i don't come back but yknow, i'm not a real man if i don't wanna go so bye.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:42:31 PM No.57944485
>>57944479
>just take a 50/50 gamble on ruining your life bro.
you've got no argument here
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:53 PM No.57944495
>>57944485
You've never took the time to do research, parroting a number without understanding it is peak midwit, just like antinatalism.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:48:56 PM No.57944501
>>57944495
you don't have a wife or kids and if you do, it's sad that you're here arguing with me instead of being with them
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:26 PM No.57944504
>>57944495
lol, what research? do you think millions of people are complaining about the cost of living for no reason?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:56:59 PM No.57944522
>>57944348
>>57944433
This is such bullshit. A goat herder in Afghanistan can raise 6-7 kids like his ancestors did for centuries, meanwhile firsties with their amazing job benefits and social safety nets act like it's financial suicide to raise one.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:40 PM No.57944524
>>57944501
People have to work, no such thing as a stay at home anymore. What I am telling people is to stop parroting shit they don't understand. The government isn't spending millions on individual welfare recipients, fortunately or unfortunately, the offspring persist despite their best efforts. That family of 4 down the road is not spending their entire family income annually on their children, most childcare $$$ overlaps with general living costs.
These are so easily proven nonsense by simply thinking, using any bit of critical thought. Have a good one anon.
>>57944504
Perhaps start with demographics, age, location, religion etc.
That you haven't even thought about it speaks volumes.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:01:18 PM No.57944536
>>57941102 (OP)
Why dont you just take up a career in nature photography? Pretty much the same idea as Pokémon snap. Get to even make your own Pokedex via a field journal.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:23 PM No.57944574
>>57944524
>>57944501
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:15:15 PM No.57944576
>>57944574
>if I project then I win
The flailing of a born loser, are you one of those 45% of men that hasn't even approached a woman?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:15:51 PM No.57944579
>>57943616
This nigga on a pokemon board talking about fighting wars
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:20:09 PM No.57944586
>>57944576
a real family man wouldn’t care about winning online arguments
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:26:57 PM No.57944603
>>57944586
That's because you've idealized what you think they must do with their time. There's always a little time to dunk on redditors.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:33:08 PM No.57944615
>>57944603
you idolized what your great grandpa did. Rasing children and fighting wars. That’s not the same as arguing with a strangers online for hours.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:45:35 PM No.57944658
>>57941102 (OP)
Work for better world anon. Pokemon shows us the world qhere animals and humans coexist because they try to understand eachother.