Thread 57942212 - /vp/ [Archived: 871 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:14:50 AM No.57942212
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It's a literal hallway lmao
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:19:16 AM No.57942224
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>>57942212 (OP)
Common Gaylar L
>Wild area was an empty field
no culture outside of worshipping CHARIZARD
>Rose is quite possibly the stupidest person in the Pokémon world, making Galar the dumbest region by extension since they worship that moron
>Oleana is vilified despite doing nothing wrong
>Magnolia doesn't get to do anything
>Team Yell is the lamest villain team by far, only motive is simping for Marnie and even she's annoyed with their guff
>Spikemouth is a dilapidated shithole to the point where Piers can't afford to threat his Laryngitis
>Opal is either a liar or senile and grooms young boys into fairies
>Peonia is an ungrateful brat
>Digging Ma charges you to watch her fuck up the simple act of digging as she steals your ore
>Greedent is ugly and steals your berries
>The Crap-O-Matic misappropriates Kurt’s mastery of Apricorn craftsmanship into a shitty gambling machine
>Many of the curries look dumb and would probably taste like crap
>Swordward is a dick head (literally)
>Calyrex ruins the quality time you where having with Peony by mind-raping him
>Why the fuck is the best curry called Charizard, what the fuck does Charizard have to do with curry?
>Why the fuck is the spinning pose called the Charizard pose when Leon is the one who does it?
>The Crown Tundra isn’t a tundra, Tundras don’t have trees, it's a Taiga
>Cara Less would have been a better villain than Mr. Can’t Wait One Fucking Day
>copy-pasted meshes despite them claiming they updated them
>terrible animations
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:34:35 AM No.57942254
>>57942212 (OP)
sure, but so is the country it's based on.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:35:41 AM No.57942258
>>57942224
would you really begrudge wales its ruddy dragon?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:49:40 AM No.57942299
>>57942224
>>Rose is quite possibly the stupidest person in the Pokémon world, making Galar the dumbest region by extension since they worship that moron
Guzma didn't even have a plan.
Rose had a stupid plan, but had it worked like he thought it was going to work instead of being doomed from the start, it would have gotten him a thing he wanted. Was he stupid for not waiting 5 damn minutes? Absolutely.
But Guzma literally did not even have an endgame in mind.
2nd stupidest.

>>Why the fuck is the best curry called Charizard, what the fuck does Charizard have to do with curry?
Curry is spicy. Dragon hot. What would you prefer it be, fucking turtonator?
>>Why the fuck is the spinning pose called the Charizard pose when Leon is the one who does it?
Because Leon shapes his fingers to resemble the points on the head of his ace, charizard.

>>The Crown Tundra isn’t a tundra, Tundras don’t have trees, it's a Taiga
>>Cara Less would have been a better villain than Mr. Can’t Wait One Fucking Day
>>copy-pasted meshes despite them claiming they updated them
Finally, some real fucking Facts.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:54:33 AM No.57942315
Linearity is based actually and open world is cringe.