Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:40:47 PM No.57947808
>be me
>Snorlax
>1,014 lbs of pure nap
>spend 20 hours a day sleeping, 4 hours eating, 0 hours giving a shit
>haven’t moved from Route 12 since Gen 1
>trainer gave up years ago, Pokéflute’s broken
>live off Instamart Moomoo Milk and berry drones
>trees around me are dead, local ecosystem collapsed
>some hiker tried to get past me last week
>rolled over slightly and crushed his Bidoof
>feelbad.jpg
>Pokemon Center refuses to treat me unless I walk in myself
>tfw too fat for Fly
>tfw too lazy for Teleport
>get approached by this human doctor
>calls himself "Dr. Nowzaradan"
>”If you don’t stop eating berries, you’re not gonna survive.”
>mfw he puts me on a 1,200 Pokécalorie diet
>mfw he says I have to learn Rest-less
>mfw I have to go cold turkey on Leftovers
This is worse than being caught in a Safari Ball. Send help.
>Snorlax
>1,014 lbs of pure nap
>spend 20 hours a day sleeping, 4 hours eating, 0 hours giving a shit
>haven’t moved from Route 12 since Gen 1
>trainer gave up years ago, Pokéflute’s broken
>live off Instamart Moomoo Milk and berry drones
>trees around me are dead, local ecosystem collapsed
>some hiker tried to get past me last week
>rolled over slightly and crushed his Bidoof
>feelbad.jpg
>Pokemon Center refuses to treat me unless I walk in myself
>tfw too fat for Fly
>tfw too lazy for Teleport
>get approached by this human doctor
>calls himself "Dr. Nowzaradan"
>”If you don’t stop eating berries, you’re not gonna survive.”
>mfw he puts me on a 1,200 Pokécalorie diet
>mfw he says I have to learn Rest-less
>mfw I have to go cold turkey on Leftovers
This is worse than being caught in a Safari Ball. Send help.
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