Thread 57950093 - /vp/ [Archived: 1250 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:29:12 AM No.57950093
malasada
malasada
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Which kind of Malasada would you like today?
Replies: >>57950105 >>57951456 >>57951464 >>57951770 >>57952301
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:30:11 AM No.57950098
For me, it's Bittersweet Malasada...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:32:05 AM No.57950105
>>57950093 (OP)
That's literally just a doughnut, it doesn't need a fancy name.
Replies: >>57951451
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:07:58 PM No.57951451
>>57950105
They test way better than donuts
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:24 PM No.57951456
>>57950093 (OP)
I'll eat your Malasada if you catch my drift
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:13:54 PM No.57951464
>>57950093 (OP)
WTF is a dry flavour?
Keep in mind that I'm a retarded ESL who only realized that 'plain' crisps means they're just lightly salted after searchbar AI assistants became a thing.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:12:59 PM No.57951586
>>57951464
The Japanese translation for dry flavoring is "astringent", which is less of a flavor and more of the sensation left behind in aftertaste. The kind experienced after consuming something like wine, some fruits/vegetables/herbs, beans, etc.

Realistically speaking it probably should have been something like "bland" or "savory" to really capture flavor perception like the rest.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:27:08 PM No.57951604
>>57951586
That does not sound like something you'd want a pastry to taste like.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:05:27 PM No.57951694
>>57951604
If you're talking about astringent, yeah, that's why I feel savory would have been a better translation. Savory pastries can be anything like croissants, biscuits/rolls, cheese, etc.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:25 PM No.57951770
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>>57950093 (OP)
a-anon you KNOW I'm trying to cut back...
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:42:51 PM No.57951779
i will have a nothing
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:52:36 PM No.57951796
>>57951779
Nothing is free anon.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:56:05 PM No.57951808
>>57951770
i wanna see her fat ass..
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:39 PM No.57951835
>>57951770
Sex with Lillie
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:52:41 PM No.57951930
Whatever will turn my Salazzle into a bulky blubbermon.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:43:10 PM No.57952301
>>57950093 (OP)
I got a dry one from a Hawaiian food truck the other day. I dropped it, but it still tasted pretty good.