Sylveon will never be real. - /vp/ (#57950857) [Archived: 732 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:56:25 AM No.57950857
Sylveon
Sylveon
md5: 36b7b296fcd17b771526e28f4092bf7d๐Ÿ”
I feel genuinely depressed about her not being real and I have been wanting to kill myself over this for nearly 2 years now. How do I stop wanting to commit suicide?

I cope with self-destructive habits. I don't wanna be a drug addict my whole life but they're the only things that ever get her off my mind unfortunately.

I don't know how the fuck y'all don't actively want to kill yourselves. masturbating to her isn't enough and it never will be. I can never cuddle with her or take her on walks. All I can do is get fucked up and lay in bed staring at her in-game model 14 hours a day :(

It's awful having a high IQ. it results in atheism, which means life is pointless and there is no afterlife. At the end of the day, she is just a bunch of 1s and 0s made by a media franchise for profit; She will never be real.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:03:22 AM No.57950869
>>57950857 (OP)
see kids? this is what happens when you are porn-addict seeking validation from degenerates, instead of a being a normal human getting married and having real sex.
never be like OP
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:13:28 AM No.57950903
Sylveon
Sylveon
md5: da486b42ab4536c076adcc6768b96c21๐Ÿ”
>>57950869
not my fault women are fucking whores. 99.9% of them don't even support the legalization of heroin, they are fucking sociopaths when it comes to lonely men.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:14:45 AM No.57950907
>>57950903
just marry a brown or Asian women. they are usually the best wifes. American women are too deep into Jewish feminism autism and see men as servants rather than providers
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:15:52 AM No.57950910
IMG_3023
IMG_3023
md5: 924827fcbd57ce30b2548b8c649e6f64๐Ÿ”
>>57950857 (OP)
>t.Sylveon Hypno victim
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:16:54 AM No.57950911
IMG_3072
IMG_3072
md5: 0488dd9260291d2a8fb85d74ed9e49df๐Ÿ”
>>57950907
Drowzee made this post
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:20:09 AM No.57950918
1638639111.popodunk_incineroar
1638639111.popodunk_incineroar
md5: b5437779d5173cc02722156bb241150c๐Ÿ”
not even me with him </3

be strong op she wouldnt want you to kill yourself if she was real
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:28:07 AM No.57950928
>>57950857 (OP)
>I don't know how the fuck y'all don't actively want to kill yourselves.
Probably has to do with the fact that most of us aren't addicted heroin buddy
Seek help
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:29:08 AM No.57950930
>>57950928
I accidentally a word but you know what I meant
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:30:07 AM No.57950933
>>57950928
you aren't? L
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:31:46 AM No.57950935
1747263688532628
1747263688532628
md5: 23d666a78fbabef68afc0d63c8aa3ca5๐Ÿ”
>>57950928
That's the thing though, I was depressed about her not being real before I started doing drugs.

I don't have a drug problem, I have a mental health problem.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:33:23 AM No.57950939
Message for incels
Message for incels
md5: d90fca76b34650442db103c170f14fe8๐Ÿ”
>>57950903
>porn addict
>drug addict
>children's toy franchise addict
And this is somehow everybody else's fault but yours. Fascinating.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:38:42 AM No.57950946
372cbf1f8067444d3c9d4af2771d0a43
372cbf1f8067444d3c9d4af2771d0a43
md5: 372cbf1f8067444d3c9d4af2771d0a43๐Ÿ”
>>57950857 (OP)
Just masturbate while imagining that you thoroughly dick down your beloved, pink doggo. Empty your balls, remove all the stress hormones and shits from your blood stream.

https://x.com/merengue_z/status/1664350490463707147
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:03:53 AM No.57950972
>>57950935
Well, you only made it worse
Again, seek help, you clearly need it
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:15:50 AM No.57950998
197 700 Cheeks @norea1124
197 700 Cheeks @norea1124
md5: f02dcc4901fc7417eb43d53d6b73ec09๐Ÿ”
>>57950857 (OP)
If you can have a positive, meaningful impact (involving Sylveon) then she becomes very real; as real as the back of your hand. I believe you are capable. You have a high IQ after all! You could perhaps:
>Excel in competitive online battles with Sylveon, and make others seethe
>Inject and dump perfect (Shiny) Sylveons into Wonder Trade, make others' day
>Become a drawfag and make people smile, inspire them
>Donate something Sylveon-related to those more deserving (not in a weird way ofc)
>etc.
These might seem like quick dumb ideas, but you get the gist. You can still leave your mark and have a place in the world with her by your side. Be the person your Sylveon wants you to be.

I understand falling in love with a Pokรฉmon; they are nigh perfect, incorruptible beings, however I do not know to help you with your vices... Hopefully in time your energy is directed toward something more fulfilling. I wish the best for you, anon!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:26:07 AM No.57951014
1710281360068
1710281360068
md5: c94463eea8ba4197dc7b06c5179e0ddc๐Ÿ”
>>57950857 (OP)
Here you go OP
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:27:52 AM No.57951019
>>57950998
>Learn to play a game with horrible JRPG combat competitively
>Cheat and make the game worse for other people
>Become Deltranny
>Spend all your money on consumerist goods
what terrible advice
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:30:01 AM No.57951021
>>57950972
I've been court-ordered to psychiatric units so many times, it never helps me. My problem is unfixable. No antipsychotic helps me and I refuse to take antidepressants because they cause erectile dysfunction

My thought process is that if I am going to kill myself anyways I might as well cope via drugs to prolong my life until I inevitably blow my brainstem out with a centrefire rifle. I get her off my mind when I'm xanned the fuck out.
Opioids give me lucid dreams in semi-conscious states, so Heroin lets me see her. Dissociative hallucinogens (dxm, ket) make me feel like I'm with her.

Her being a fictional character means nobody can hurt her. she'll never suffer. That makes me happy.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:35:27 AM No.57951028
>>57951021
Welp, I really don't mean that in a rude way but maybe it's the best option for you then
If you lived in the Netherlands you probably could apply for and get legal euthanasia desu
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:43:44 AM No.57951037
>>57951021
>because they cause erectile dysfunction
Hows that gonna affect you in any way?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:01:38 PM No.57951087
Screenshot_51-min
Screenshot_51-min
md5: 387bca36edfc0a57f2757f2effc3a86d๐Ÿ”
>>57951037
Erectile Dysfunction would make me commit suicide.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:02:43 PM No.57951089
>>57951014
Looks nothing like what Sylveon would look like
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:03:57 PM No.57951090
>>57950857 (OP)
>It's awful having a high IQ.
>it results in usual normalfag views
My sides.
Pick one.
>there is no afterlife.
If only, but mr.bones infernal wild ride doesnโ€™t end with death.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:04:30 PM No.57951092
>>57951037
He's obviously a coomer, jerking off to Sylveon is his life
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:06:35 PM No.57951095
>>57951087
Killing your libido might unironically fix you actually. Part of your Sylveon obsession is clearly some sort of porn addiction. If you thought less with your dick you might become more fuctional.

If you're gonna off yourself anyway, why not give antidepressants a try?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:08:16 PM No.57951097
>>57950939
>its always your fault even when its not!
Either narcissistic faggot or insecure faggot with low self esteem obsessed with some meaningless and retarded ideals
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:08:34 PM No.57951098
>>57951087
Isn't that exactly what you want you stupid faggot? Make it fucking make sense
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:09:41 PM No.57951103
>>57950939
Do you know what is even more fascinating?
That you genuinely believe that someone cares about you and your shit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:12:26 PM No.57951110
>>57951095
>Killing your libido might unironically fix you actually

nope. I've temporarily destroyed my libido via opioid abuse (they wreck testosterone levels) in the past and it didn't make me think of her any less. just gave me temporary ED for a couple weeks.

>>57951098
I don't want to commit suicide though. I'm going to, but I do not want to.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:33:14 PM No.57951255
>>57950857 (OP)
>her
You SHOULD kill yourself
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:38:36 PM No.57951263
>>57951255
kys tranta claus
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:39:47 PM No.57951265
>>57951263
Santa Chad still living rent free in /vp/โ€˜s head
Face it, he WON!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:17:06 PM No.57951715
>>57950911
Based delcatty chad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:18:19 PM No.57951719
1750568598632231
1750568598632231
md5: b54492dc28e2293f11e3246d1ef508f3๐Ÿ”
>>57950903
Women are whores but still kill yourself for being a fucking faggot
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:20:33 PM No.57952430
Goodbye
Goodbye
md5: 9ef252f6a33b8197064c448d4577fb73๐Ÿ”
>>57951719
I blow my brains out in about 30 minutes. Time to see her.

Thanks dad for trusting me with a bear-rifle
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:32:48 PM No.57952478
KYS
KYS
md5: a8ba8b350bcf228231865fb8508a2660๐Ÿ”
>>57952430
Do it, faggot.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:27:39 PM No.57952607
RIP OP, it was probably for the best
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:48:09 AM No.57952852
>>57952430
>Sylveon looks very happy that OP cuts himself and wants to die
Kek
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:19:48 AM No.57953027
Sadly, our efforts were in vain.
OP may not have believed in an afterlife, but maybe he is out there; somewhere, somehow, with his beloved Sylveon.
RIP. May he spend endless days and nights with ribbons and kisses.