Out fucking skilled

>>57951460 (OP)
Why is this game so ugly

>deoxys disappears after teleport
>cut to you withdrawing it normally

>>57951460 (OP)
>switch move spam
These broken moves deserved the dexcut way more than aromatherapy

>>57951465
For me the bigger issue is how fucking long everything takes

>>57951465
You lost

>>57951460 (OP)
Great clip.

>>57951460 (OP)
I can't play any game after the 3DS because I just can't imagine actually playing pokemon battles without speeding them up, I just get so bored and it's too time consuming

>>57951559
>ADHD be like

>>57951521
No I won

>>57951608
You're a 4chan user you never won

>>57951610
I’m always winning. Sorry you can’t relate.

>>57951470
Thank god I'm not the only one who's bothered by that

>>57951613
>I’m always winning.
Citation needed

>>57951559
zoom zoom ZOOOOOOOOOOM

>>57951460 (OP)
This game is fucking ugly as sin

>singles meta at its finest

>>57951460 (OP)
>Deoxys disappears after using Teleport
>immediately reappears so the regular switching animation can be played

>>57951622
My life. Again, sorry you can’t relate to being a winner but it’s not too late.

>>57951510
>noticable delay with every single new message or UI change
>except for hazard damage, you get a millisecond to see the HP bar. It doesnt even finishing depleting in time on Blastoise even

>>57951613
>>57951833

>>57951858
You’d be a winner too if you stopped projecting your obsession with sucking penis.

>>57951460 (OP)
i kneel

>>57951492
But how else was Game Freak supposed to take something away from Meganium?

>>57951460 (OP)
So what's the biggest misplay of the oppnent here? Is it swapping out Blastoise?

>>57951829
Highest grossing media franchise in human history.

>>57951969
probably. there's basically nothing forretress can do to blastoise except explode on it. even a power trick'd 5-hit pin missile doesn't KO a zero-investment blastoise.
maybe he predicted a volt switch, but even then it was a misplay to go into something as valuable as ogerpon with the possibility of forretress blowing up on it.

>>57951559
Agreed. If I ever do live Pokemon events like tournaments I need to play on cart a bunch just to re-establish and re-familiarize myself with how the pacing and cues work just so I don't get dicked. It's a SLOG.
>>57951564
Nah, it's just simply too slow, especially when you have spread moves hitting a protect.

>>57951559
people will call you a zoomer but what they fail to realize is that pokémon games are designed for children who can afford to waste their time
anyone who disagrees with you is outing themselves as having one or more of the following characteristics:
>are unemployed
>have no social circle
>have no hobbies they like to do outside of pokémon

>>57951460 (OP)
>have a seizure about how smart you are after your opponent makes a very stupid decision
>run to 4chan to tell everyone about your accomplishment
first time winning?

>>57952104
>if you don’t like spending 2 minutes+ per turn watching animations, you’re unemployed and lonely
holy projection, Batman

>>57951829

>>57952104
I'm a zoomer, unemployed and have no social circle though. I just get bored

>>57952110
anon you have gotta be retarded. read the post you replied to again

>>57952455
>I'm a zoomer, unemployed and have no social circle though
just kill yourself at that point

>>57951559
I played red and blue when they were released and I always turned battle animations off because they were pointless and just took up time.

>>57952105

>>57951559
Pokémon battles are boring if you play any other games.

>>57951829
>Blastoise was hurt spikes!
>shows Blastoise in its idle pose not giving a fuck

>>57951465
You're seeing a webm in a low resolution

>>57951460 (OP)
>The moment when you realise this is going to be mainline Pokemon's battle system till the end of times

>>57952475
I live a happier life than you, probably

>>57952557
You were supposed to have that moment 20 years ago.

>>57951559
pokemon was always slow paced. whenever i replay gen 1-3 i have a button to toggle 3x speed.

>>57951460 (OP)
>Post any gameplay clip on /vp/ in 2025
>Immediately becomes a yawniethread
I thought it was funny at least OP

>>57951492
Imagine the seethe if U-turn and Volt Switch were movecut. Imagine.

>>57952104
Thank you for saying that.
Here I was going to waste a week off playing a pokemon game.
I was gonna ask how long it typically takes to beat one.

>>57951492
even better, they added ANOTHER switch move

>>57951492
Why didn’t they remove something centralizing like Fake Out or Protect

>>57953304
Because those add tons of nuance and strategy to the game.

>>57953307
so remove one of them and add something else

>>57951460 (OP)
I dont play competitive much but can anyone tell me how Forretress managed to outspeed Ogerpon

>>57953575
>Spaceghetti used Trick Room!

>>57953575
>Turn 1:
>G-Articuno acted before the webm began
>Deoxys-D uses Trick Room, so Pokemon with slower speeds will act first for 5 turns
>Turn 2:
>G-Articuno uses U-turn, swaps for Blastoise (slower speed)
>Deoxys-D uses Teleport, swaps for Foretress (40 base speed)
>Turn 3:
>Blastoise swaps for Ogerpon-H (110 base speed)
>Fortress uses Power Trick, swapping its 140 base Defense with its 90 base attack
>Turn 4:
>Fortress outspeeds Ogerpon because of Trick Room, uses Rock Blast to KO Ogerpon
>Player 2 disconnects, forfeiting the match

>>57951559
>Watched a random PLA clip I had saved the other day
>Looks fine, about what I expect from a turn based game
>Watch the OP
>Looks fucking geriatric
What has Ohmori been doing

>>57951460 (OP)
>Look mom, I just cheated.
cringe

>>57953843
Bloat, it's a ton of bloat, just like how we don't need to be told that it's still raining by the game if we can see that it is still raining.
We don't need to be told that the opposing Pokémon is being withdrawn, we can see that is what's happening just fine, yet the game feels the need to tells us anyway.
This happens for way too many moves, in a game that's already much slower than PLA, partly because PLA is a game that doesn't factor abilities or held items, partly because PLA doesn't have these awkward pauses, partly because the animations are far faster, etc.

>>57951460 (OP)
lmao I was expecting a miss or a lucky crit, nice job OP
I don't get why the dude would throw in Ogerpon though and especially why he'd keep it in after Power Trick.

>>57952104
Stop playing video games then retard
>Noooo I'm an adult with responsibilities I can't play more than 30 minutes a week please make the game go fast like Sonic

>>57951492
>boots so they can switch with impunity

>>57951492
There's nothing wrong with switch moves unless you're a Pokemon that is 4x weak to Bug/Electric/Water

>>57954661
>Knock Off
Skill issue