I love this guy like you wouldn't believe

FRIENDLY

>>57951473 (OP)
If the Kalos trio didn’t exist he’d be the worst rival

Duuuuuuuude... malasadas lmao

>>57951491
So you're saying he's not that bad also if you asked me wally and is the worst rival poor guy barely shows up.

>>57951473 (OP)
You're right I dont belive you

>>57951508
Not that bad is still bad

BUILT TO GIVE PAWGS BBC

>"Why do you have to be so edgy all the time, Gladion? Stop being so emo and eat the fucking malasada."

Look at these bitches, freaking out because my boy gives his love to malasadas instead of chicken hoes.

>>57951747
BUILT FOR BBC

>>57951738
>you WILL eat the malasada and you WILL be happy

>>57951816
"Want me to break out the Eevee again? Stop threatening people with your fapping hand!"

Do you think people would be friendlier to Hau if he was a cute tubby hawaiian girl

DUDE MALASADAS LMAO

>>57951855
Precisely. Can't expect every rival to show up out of nowhere, call you a fag, and leave. That's reserved for Gary.

>>57951838
If Hau was brown bianca I bet people would like him more

>>57951658
I love when artists draw Hau with his hair down

>>57951913
He does look better with his hair down, doesn't he?

>>57951473 (OP)
how does he stay so thin when he eats so much

>>57953366
Metabolism. Don't worry, it'll catch up to him when he gets older.

Why'd you let the thread go to page 10, guys?

>>57953595
or he'll eat so many malasadas he'll go from loving them with a passion to developing a burning hatred for them
then he'll be all about those crisp, crunchy celery sticks

>>57954877
Genetics from Hala suggests he'll become strongfat for the bara fujoshits. Your dubs won't change that.

>>57951491
It's okay anon, everyone forgets about Trace

>>57954995
if I had my way I'd feed him tofu and carrot sticks so he'd stay trim and slim :)

>>57954875
slow rival, slow thread

dude malas-

what a glutton

>runs up to you and does this in your path
https://youtu.be/pv6IGdfBjHw?feature=shared

Do not eat a malasada anywhere within five miles of him otherwise he'll come running and be all over you, wanting a taste.

>>57955510
Didn’t forget him but the statement stands regardless

>>57951473 (OP)
True, I don't believe you. What's even there to love??

>>57961758
>What's even there to love??
He's cute and he doesn't bother me like the other friendly rivals like hau would rather be your friend than your rival and that's fine by me cause what is he rivaling me in, the island challenge isn't a competition and there is no pokemon league (yet). We battle for fun cause the island challenge is supposed to be fun. I like hau because he's not trying to be something he's not unlike hop who acts just like hau but keeps trying to assert that he's your rival you two are in direct competition but he doesn't act like he's competing against you even though story wise he should be the most competitive rival given the circumstances

>>57951826
>Stop threatening people with your fapping hand!"
???
... H-how do you know that, Hau...?

>>57961696
he's a hungry boi

>>57951473 (OP)
I will skip the sun and moon remakes if Hau comes back. I'm glad I skipped LGPE.

>>57962378
I love this take and agree 100%. He made perfect sense give the design of the games he appears in.

>>57951473 (OP)
He’s what people act like Hop is.

>>57951491
he's not the rival. YOU are.

>>57967548
No he is the rival. Just a bad one

>>57952230
He certainly looks better with his shirt up

>>57951738
Malasadas are the solution to everything in life.

>>57951862
Tummy!

>>57971533

>>57971562
*poke poke poke!*

>>57966244
Of course they will bring him back for the eventual remakes. No reason they'd drop him.

>>57966244
>Annoying and uninspired
I could see him being annoying to people but what do you mean by uninspired?
>Lack of character development
Cheerful guy stays cheerful, what's the problem exactly? What do you want from him?
>Bad starter choice
How does that make him a bad character like in the story he got his starter before you so it's not like you chose litten so he chose rowlet no he had rowlet first you just happened to choose litten
>Poster boy for weak rivals
We had like 4 weak ass milquetoast rivals back in gen 6 any of those 4 could be seen as the poster boys for weak rivals. Hau is the first rival since Barry I guess to get to the pokemon league
>Not a cute girl
Yeah he's a cute guy
>>57972677
He's so inoffensive I don't understand what people's beef is with him

>>57974557
>He's so inoffensive I don't understand what people's beef is with him
Literally just the wrong gender in most peoples' eyes. They wanted another cute girl to fap to.

>>57975548
>They wanted another cute girl to fap to.
There's already 11 in alola how many more do you need?

>>57951473 (OP)
I thought he was fun. Especially his rare expressions.

>>57976929
>There's already 11 in alola how many more do you need?
You're asking that question here, on /vp/? The only reason /vp/ is more open and honest about it is because of the anonymous nature of the site. People on X, Reddit, and so on, won't be so open about their lust, but it's definitely there.

>>57951473 (OP)
I’m sorry, dude. I thought he was so fucking annoying.
Hop was even worse

>>57951473 (OP)
I really liked his battle theme.

>>57978157
At least you can admit hop was worse like hau haters will swear up and down that hop is better than hau but the only thing hop has over hau is a legendary he didn't earn

>>57951473 (OP)
What's that ugly brown thing?

>>57979841
You take that back!
Hau is cute as hell!

>>57979841
You better not let him catch you talking about malasada like that.

Look I don’t care how good or bad he is as a rival, I just want to pound his ass and take him out for malasadas afterwards.

>>57951491
Fuck you. Between the Kalos friends, Wally, the Galar idiots and LGBT's rival, you think Hau is among the worst? Insane.

>>57962378
Good take. I'm convinced most anons here don't play the games or at least speedrun them, considering most don't get simple context.

>>57980017
You're just gonna pump him full of creamfilled malasadas aren't you?

>>57980017
If I could have one night with hau I can die happy

Hau is Chicken-chan's (canon) BF

>>57963739
i found her being so out of his league to be kind of cute

>>57980083
It's all about mashing that A button until it barely registers.

I'm happy this thread lasted this long

>>57962378
Hop is cocky. He is competitive but acts friendly towards you because he never saw you as a real challenge since he always considered himself second only to his brother. That's how I interpreted when I played

>>57951473 (OP)
>Hau is soft
>Hau is not the real rival
>Hau is weak

Funny how Hau becomes the eventually becomes the stand-in for the Champion Battle in Ultra Sun. Hau haters BTFO.

I wanna make out with him

>>57951738
>>57951826
>>57953905
>>57959329
>>57961696
imagine the sex

>>57983854
There are two types of anons in this thread keeping it alive: the ones that fucking hate Hau, and the ones that want to fuck/be fucked by Hau. I don't really think there's much in between hate and horny here, lol.

>>57986260
>I don't really think there's much in between hate and horny
There has to be one guy that wants to hate-fuck hau

>>57986260
I just think he's neat.

>>57967499
Yeah, Hau is trash meanwhile Hop is actually interesting even if swoosh dropped the ball with many characters

>>57990110
Said no one ever. You'd have to be blind to think Hop has anything over Hau.

>>57951473 (OP)
oldfucks dont get that alola is peak bc of their dementia, zoomers know the truth

>>57991107
Said me and many other people, there is a reason why Hop is more popular than Hau. I don’t think Hau is bad for “le friendly rival who is always happy even when he loses”, he is just boring. just like the entirety of Gen 7. Not saying Gen 8 is any better but their characters shine more than anyone from Gen 7 besides the blonde waifubait

>>57951838
Yes, most retarded anons that complain about rivals would drool over the same exact character but if they were female
That's how the coomer brain works

>>57953366
it's just that his loose clothes hide his tubby tummy

>>57991211
>there is a reason why Hop is more popular than Hau.
I thought it was incest fujoshi's jerking off to the thought of hop and Leon fucking

>>57991432
No, that's not a popular pairing at all. Hop has tons of art with Gloria.

>>57991432
Hop x Leon isn't super common. I mean yeah, it's there if you look for it, but you'll sooner find what this >>57991619 anon said, or Hop x Victor.
And if you really look hard enough you'll find a drawing of Hau x Hop sharing a fleshlight ;)

>>57991619
>>57992282
It's very common to the point I have to specifically filter it out when looking for things.

Hau is a very good otouto. I want to spoil him.

>>57992731
Sounds like confirmation bias. I know there isn't that much of it cause I do look for it.

I always thought Hau x Kiawe was better than Hau x Gladion. Gladion is too skinny for gay sex

>>57992799
Everyone can have gay sex anon, don't be so narrowminded

>>57992799
Gay sex between twinks is way better, but that's coming from a straight man so.

>>57992910
Hau is a little chubby and will grow up into a huge muscular Chad.
Gladion is a skeleton who rubs his pizza with a tissue to remove the grease

>>57992935
He's not THAT skinny, anon. Also he ran away from home and pays for his own place at his age, cut him some slack for not being that well fed.

>>57992799
>Gladion is too skinny for gay sex
???

>>57984345
cute!!

>>57980079
Even if he was better than any of these (he’s not) he’d still be among some of the worst

>>57996115
>Even if he was better than any of these (he’s not) he’d still be among some of the worst
I've never heard a more wrong statement in my life how is hau worse than the Kalos rivals and wally? You're telling me he's worse than the people who force you to give yourself a nickname, the guy you fight twice, and diet blue? I like hau and even I wouldn't say he's the best but among the worst is fucking stupid he's at least a c-tier rival somewhere around Bianca

>>57996269
> You're telling me he's worse than the people who force you to give yourself a nickname, the guy you fight twice, and diet blue?
Yes he is worse than a harmless nickname, someone who grows on their adventure instead of needing to check in with you, and someone who gives Cubone closure. Don’t even like Bianca that much but she’s miles better than him.

This is a board for straight couples only

>>57967737
i got weirded out by his teeth for a second but i figured if presented with this scenario, id still take his hand.

Oh right guess I might as well share it here.
That pokegirl/pokeboy collection you may or may not have seen my thread for floating around the catalog has >300 Hau pics. Some cute, some very lewd.

Hau:
>https://mega.nz/folder/pr5w3IbA#kV5n-ixAAej3sVNsU0x_-w/folder/o7pAHYgI
Hau and Elio:
>https://mega.nz/folder/pr5w3IbA#kV5n-ixAAej3sVNsU0x_-w/folder/EqoACSZY

>>57998255
That's a lot of pictures anon, nice collection

Guzma became Hau's father

>>57992736
How would you go about spoiling him? He already seems to be a pretty upbeat, happy fellow.

>>58000881
Malasadas and headpats!

>>58001094
Sitting in the malasada shop with hau I'm palming his ass like a basketball

>>58001300
Why would you palm his ass? He's your little bro...

>>58001300
should you really be doing that out in public tho

>>58001300
no dribbling

>>58002837
Saving that for the bedroom

>>58003515
imagine the sounds coming from outside that bedroom door

>>58005107
Dammit Hau share!! I want some!!

>>57951473 (OP)
Took a trip to Hawaii and the tour guide was Hau but worse.

Guy's attitude was overly friendly but it had more to do with him being self-righteous "I know what's best for you" than genuine kindness. Guy's condescension infuriated me.

So yeah, don't hate on Hau.

>>58001523
even the grinch can't resist hau's cuteness

>>58010186
How could someone hate this guy, he might not be a good rival but he's at least one of the cutest

Your thread is alive only because I allow it.
>Captcha: S4VPW

>>58012530
I kneel, Hauchad

>>57997137
cute

>>57996115
It just comes down to personal taste. Y'know, like malasadas.

>>57951473 (OP)
gay

>>58010400
because the pokemon fandom consists of more males than females and males want more cute girls, not cute boys
unless they're bi, then they win either way

>>57977542
His whole thing is that he pretends to be super friendly but isn't, but westoids think he's earnest.

>>57984547
EPIC

>>57953595
... or... or... the opposite could happen...

>>57951473 (OP)
Okay Olivia

>>58012530
He needs to share!

>>57998255
thanks

>>57978696
I like them both.

>>57998255
why the fuck are saving samples from gelbooru?
You know you have to click on "Original image" to see the original pic instead of the downsized web version, riiight?

>>58031268
Wonder if they have room for one more?

>>58031516
>Naveen
hello saar