Thread 57953627 - /vp/ [Archived: 1195 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:11:39 AM No.57953627
galactic
galactic
md5: f8cb86cbaf7096efd45a54b850294285🔍
wtf bros
this is not okay
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:13:04 AM No.57953632
>>57953627 (OP)
You would totally eat a magikarp if they were real
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:13:34 AM No.57953634
>evil team does evil things
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:15:49 AM No.57953640
>>57953627 (OP)
Magikarp salesman is out business
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:07:31 AM No.57953873
It did seem extreme for a pokemon game, though I'm sure to young kids who hadn't learned any physics beyond gravity pulls things down yet it probably didn't register as anything more than "oh no, the water's all gone, the poor magikarp are stuck!" Team Galactic basically went blast fishing with a warhead, anything in that lake should be dead since water can't compress like air and the blast had enough force to displace or evaporate almost all the water. Those magikarp must be the strongest pokemon on earth if their bodies weren't crushed by the pressure.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:10:07 AM No.57953876
Why don't they just evolve them all into an army of Gyaradoses?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:06:45 AM No.57954029
>>57953873
Shut up Melvin
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:15:58 AM No.57954039
rage-gyarados
rage-gyarados
md5: 13ed9da85ea179e584e6b14536cec932🔍
>>57953627 (OP)
>Throws a bunch of Rare Candies on them and watches the guy get torn up by a horde of furious Gyarados
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:20:21 AM No.57954045
>>57953627 (OP)
Those mouths look lewd
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:35:45 AM No.57954098
>>57953627 (OP)
That lake deserved it! You have no idea how many have drowned in its waters!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:28 AM No.57954141
>>57954039
I now want to see a Gentleman/Rich Boy/Socialite with a Gyarados, Dragonite, Porygon-Z, Alakazam, etc. with the backstory being they bought from the shady magikarp seller and the game corner and then just pumped rare caNdies into them. Bonus points if none of them have EVs.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:45:38 PM No.57954752
>>57953627 (OP)
The irony is that their boss uses a magikarp evolution in his team