Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:15:11 PM No.57955520
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Azumarill is statistically the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Azumarill are an average of 2'07" tall and weigh 63.9 lbs. This means they're large enough to handle human erections, and with their impressive physical build and an outstanding HP stat, you can be sure they're incredibly durable. Their water typing also means they are perfectly hydrated for all your needs, and their smooth, round bodies are ideal for maximum friction. With access to abilities like Huge Power, they can easily overpower any resistance you might offer, making for a truly unforgettable experience, and that Huge Power just helps them maintain their willpower and strength through anything. Don't forget Thick Fat makes them resistant to extreme temperatures, ensuring comfort in any situation. Plus, their adorable, innocent-looking faces will just make the whole thing even better. And let's talk about their moveset! They have good defenses naturally, but with Defense Curl, they can boost those even higher. Need to set the mood? They get Charm and Tail Whip to get you right where you need to be. For the more enthusiastic encounters, they have Slam and Play Rough. And if things get a little too intense, Aqua Ring provides consistent healing, while Amnesia can massively boost their special defenses, ensuring they're ready for round after round. So, if you're ever looking for a Pokémon to get intimate with, forget about those flimsy Eeveelutions. Azumarill is where it's at. They're built for pleasure, ready for anything, and guaranteed to leave you satisfied.
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