Every starter trio can be divided evenly into these three categories. Discuss.

>>57959355 (OP)
Well yeah, water, fire, and grass in that order.

>>57959355 (OP)
-Fat jobmon
-Trans/Latinx coded
-Furry bait
^<-its these

ENTER

Alpha.

>>57959392
>>57959395
the hivemind

>>57959383
what if i were to make a fat trans latinx coded furry bait jobmon
serious question btw

>>57959410
> primarina a femboy is a femboy primarina is a male pokemon

>>57959355 (OP)
I am omega, not popular with women or have high social status yet I do not care

>>57959355 (OP)
this is basically just the "normie" pick, the "contrarian" pick, and the "lame" pick,.

Note
these are relative picks, the KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO starters are all universally beloved ad respected but there's a clearly hierarchy within in them.
the normie is often the shillmon but not always
the lame one is often the grass type but not always

An actual woman would wait for the alpha male to be a full release male with little issues as possible.

>>57959355 (OP)
What about the omega male that gets pregnant from alpha woman semen

>>57959355 (OP)
Y'know what? Fuck it, sure, let's have a go at it. Though I can sense someone is either gonna get pissy because their favourite starter is in beta, or they're gonna say that all 3 starters of 1 region should be beta. Should note, every starter in the beta tier was just process of elimination.

>>57960228
Most of the pokemon in apha aren't even successful with women they're popular with fags (incineroar, charizard, feraligatr, swampert, rillaboom, chesnaught) or/and with coomers (infernape, samurott, typhlosion) they make no sense

>>57960242
Well I'm sorry for not believing in what is effectively mens horoscopes. I believe in actual horoscopes thankyouverymuch. I just went with the ideas of:
>Alpha = the strong, powerful ones that could use their strength to help others
>Sigma = the chill and "edgy" ones.
>Beta = the oddballs, the pacifistic/supporting ones, or the ones that were left.

>>57959962
Like a seahorse? That’d be kingdra, dragalge, and keldeo.

>>57960228
>implying Primarina isn’t the alpha of alphas

>>57959392
This reminds me of a video from years ago where a dude Wonder Traded his Zygarde and got a Spritzee that evolved into Aromatisse. The way he laughed and said "what a beta that guy is" has stayed in my brain ever since.

>>57959355 (OP)
>Alpha
Water
>Sigma
Grass
>Beta
Fire

>>57960250
>believe in a actual horoscopes
hahahahahahahaha holy shit

>>57960250
Male horoscopes are the MBTI. I don't know if there's a girl equivalent of wolfpack slop. It's supposed to be like an aspirational thing or a thing that you identify as an alpha or a sigma and identify people you don't like as betas
There's also DLC for the scheme

>>57960228
meganium is objectively the gigachad starter choice of johto though, definitely belongs in alpha

>>57959355 (OP)
not that I believe in this shit (every man is a beta to a woman, yes, attractiveness is a resource) but what would the unsuccessful with women sigma be called?

>>57959415
that’s just emboar though