Oh, I get it... "Rox"anne because she uses Rock types. Heh.

>>57960709 (OP)

>>57960709 (OP)
Roxanne gets me rock hard.

>>57960709 (OP)
Is there a reason first gyms are rock type so often other than tradition?

>>57960795
Because Rock is a garbage type, and 2 out of 3 starters are strong against it so it's easy for newfags to win

>>57960795
Rock resists Normal but is weak against both Grass and Water, which makes them pretty much the perfect type to teach newfags about the importance of Pokemon and move types.

>>57960776
Is she wearing her panties on the outside? Why is she wearing panties the same color as her stockings?

>>57960827
Makes more funnier sex.

>>57960795
it's not even tradition. They just literally can't think of any other way. The campaign is still built like a tutorial for 8 year olds

>>57960827
That’s just the outline

>>57960709 (OP)
SEXanne

>>57961627
Made for sex.

>>57961720
Made even more for face sitting.

>>57962570
It must feel soft.

>>57960709 (OP)
Oh I get it... "Rox"anne because she makes my cock like stone

>>57963007
She makes everyone's cock like stone.

>>57960709 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInovXm59Ew
She could also be a Ground-type trainer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jk-ZG_m8YA

>>57960709 (OP)
strict teacher Roxanne punishing me for not paying attention in class
>>57960776
strict teacher Roxanne punishing me for sexualising her and getting hard in class
>>57962570
strict teacher Roxanne teaching me a lesson with facesitting

It's actually because she's a prostitute

>>57963211
For who?

>>57961627
Witch Roxanne comes only in Halloween. She would never touch you, unless you are a +45 years old. Only business men travelling in first class during the season btw.

>>57963964
Why does Witch Roxanne only go for older men?

>>57963980
According to Prof. Sonia. Witch Roxanne likes mature conversations in a mature environment. She is only available during the last week October, so, you better offer her the best experience you can afford. If the RNG is good, Midnight Caitlin could appear for a double date.

>>57964051
What are Midnight Caitlin's preferences and likes?

>>57964283
Prof. Sonia's research was done with lipstick on a mirror at fugdonals, so its hard to translate. I'll do my best...

>While talking to Witch Roxanne during Halloween season, Its possible for midnight Caitlin to appear at midnight. She will rest her head on your lap, expecting you to brush her hair with your bare hands. Occasionally, she will introduce her hands into your pockets to look for some her seasonal presents (fine jewelry).

>>57964419
That's interesting. Can you tell me more about Teacher Roxanne? What makes her different from Witch Roxanne?

>>57964438
The penis

>>57964473
the penis on witch Roxanne isn't permanent. She just summons it with magic

>>57966005
Even better.

>>57960709 (OP)

>>57960795
to fuck over firefags

>>57967806
I want to smack that butt.

Roxanne has sex with adult men.

>>57961720
Unlike you
>>57963216
For white men that aren't autistic or retarded so not someone from /vp/

>OP posts an innocent thread about Roxanne
>Porn addicts immediately flood the thread with sex talk garbage and lewds
EVERY. SINGLE. THREADS.

>>57970579
YWNBJ

>>57970598
And you will never breed

>>57970607
I'm not the one with a birthrate crisis lol

the tights stay ON during sex

Roxanne's worn tights over my head

>>57970582
>saves the thread from being 3 replies max then archived and forgotten.
based coomers

>>57970582
OP is samefagging as much as possible because this is not the first time he creates the thread

>>57971527
how is that even physically possible? like nigger have you ever had sex?

>>57971623
>how is that even physically possible?
that's the joke. surreal humour and such

>>57971623
just rip them

>>57965909
>>57967806
>>57970493
Feet!!!