Behead Smeargle
Neuter Smeargle
Curb Stomp Smeargle
Rape Smeargle
Stab Smeargle
Slit Smeargles Throat
Break Smeargles paintbrush tail
Flay Smeargle alive
Pull Smeargles nails and teeth out with pliers
Stomp on Smeargles tail
Hit the back of Smeargle head with a bat until he convulses