Why do mammalian pokemon exist even though they reproduce using non mammalian means as laid eggs?

Miltank sexo

>>57966064 (OP)
Small indie phylogenetic tree. Please understand

>Blocks your path

>>57966064 (OP)
>Why are Pocket Monsters not like real life???

>>57966064 (OP)
I mean if someone described a platypus to me, I'd assume it was something like a pokemon, so maybe that's it.

>>57966064 (OP)
All mammalian Pokémon are monotremes

>>57966064 (OP)
my BWC splurting all over a shy miltank

>>57966064 (OP)
>he thinks pokemon lay eggs
They pray to God, dumbass! Haven't you ever wondered why noone knows where the fuck PokeEggs come from? It's because God puts them there when noones looking! It's all miraculous conception!

>>57966064 (OP)
She's a semi-aquatic, egg laying mammal of action.

>>57966064 (OP)
They're not eggs, but actually cradles

>>57966064 (OP)
It is a mystery dear Anon…

>>57966073
>MFW all it takes to turn gross sweat into yummy milik is just a couple thousand years of evolution

>>57966064 (OP)
Because they DON'T reproduce using non mammalian means as laid eggs but retards like you don't actually play the video games, thus don't actually understand how the world works.

>>57966758
>this is simply my hypothesis

>>57966758
You're almost 50 so I don't care what you say Yawnfag/Boomerfag.

>mong retard ignores Game Freak add everything to the games they want people to understand
>ignores the localisation outfit of its first 12 years outright ignored the canon material to present vibes, feefees and puritanical misreprestentations as it's alright to show kids gun deaths and murders in burgerland, but not explain natural phenomena like animal reproduction
Fact they repeated this in 2013, some 14 years after the introduction of breeding and after the release of the Gen II companion guide (where Elm's letter was originally printed) means they wanted to make sure retarded western children like you actually know where pogymans came from. Especially since they essentially boiled down and re-iterated Elm's hypothesis explicitly for the western retards, after finding out exactly HOW unbothered NoA were of actually presenting the IP properly to children.

>>57966775
And you're a seething little child, repeating fanfiction spewed by other snowflake little retards mad I read the property better than they can (I was the only man touting a game in 2018 while children actually thought they were going to gap the thing, because they were poor and KNEW the next release was going to be on a $300 console), the fact you replied proves you do actually give much fucks, despite your claims contrary.

>>57966758
>gen 6 retcon cope

>>57966064 (OP)
For purely erotic reasons.

>>57966795
But I played all pre-3DS pokemon games within their release month you bone-fingered baldie, I just never paid for any of them thanks to emulation.
Also Shudo's initial vision for the PKMN anime he was denied of fulfilling is the only canon I stilll give any shit about

>>57966787
i shouldn't bite your buzzword laden bait but
>Game Freak add everything to the game they want people to understand
not only has this never been true for gamefreak and pokémon, and not only has it never even been true for the development of any game by any developer ever, this sentiment has not even ever been true for the creation of any piece of art in all of human history. you couldn't say anything more stupid if you tried, there is ALWAYS information withheld and room for interpretation, i can't even call you a neanderthal because even they understood this. you only show what you need to get the message across, you never show your whole hand. i pity the fool you would have to be to believe the things you say.

>>57966073
muh brotha

>>57966064 (OP)
Most mammalians have been monotremed
>>57966645
>Degenerate Aus pretends it's God
The titans were right, fucking whore.

>>57966064 (OP)
I don't know but I feel like Miltank would be a good wife.

>>57966645
What's funny is this is probably canon because of that cutscene.

>>57966064 (OP)
Yummy and healthy milk.

>>57966787
Learn how to write complete sentences and maybe you’ll have more success in communicating.

>>57968829
Took you 13 hours to think of a response and you still couldn't counter the argument made, huh?