what are you looking at? it's just an absol

>>57967427 (OP)
>Shitmon
>Gets a power up form
>It's still a shitmon
You can't make this shit up

>>57967427 (OP)
assbsol

>>57967427 (OP)
Sexsexsexsexsex

>>57967427 (OP)
Urge to pet rising.

>>57967437
>>57967438
you aren't supposed to have sex with your absol!

>>57967446
?
Arceus demands it.

>>57967429
Actually you can, all pokemon are made up.

>>57967453
Nice headcanon anon, Arceus would smite you on the spot for being a deranged predator lusting after his creations (Pokemon). Your scrapped non-canon story that was leaked last year won't change that

>>57967532
Keep seething, it is fun to see. pokefuckers won since sinnoh days and you still keep seething.

>>57967427 (OP)
>>57967446
I just want to feel the fluff

>>57967537
Sure anon, folk tales in Pokemon are """totally""" canon just like how irl folk tales about skinwalkers and wendigos are totally real (as in skinwalkers and wendigos are actually a thing in real life). Just accept that Pokemon will never pander to dogfuckers and move on, your scrapped leaks, your shitty non canon PLA side quest and your ingame joke with Machamp and Mighthyena won't make it canon

>>57967547
Keep coping, I'll never submit to stupid "pokemon are inferior to us" faggots like you.

>>57967547
The kind of mental gymnastics you go through just because you don't like pokefuckers is hilarious, you get so emotional about it.

>>57967607
It is always a "pokemon are inferior to us humans" faggot btw. They have the superiority complex and treat pokemon like animals when they are always shown to be capable of more than animals.

>>57967427 (OP)
I'm looking at the absol.

>>57967625
Why do they even like Pokemon in the first place if they see them as lower than dirt?

>>57967643
stop staring!! it's rude

ITT: Furfags seething because they cannot accept that pokephilia is not canon and try to come up with every excuses possible to try and claim it is
You fags need help, wanting to fuck what looks like an animal is not normal

Here we go again.

>>57967429
I hate Fairyfags but the mega should’ve been Fairy type
>”Wings” for show, like Zacian
>Based on Yokai
>Magic Bounce
>Learns Play Rough
It’s irrefutable

>>57967532
Arceus is female and fucks human men canonically.

>>57967446
Because you're supposed to have absolutely heavenly cuddles with her\him! And ofc marry.

Itty bitty floof.

>>57967705
NO!! Enough with you fucking Fairyfaggots slapping that pink tranny shit on everything! Leave my Dark-type waifu alone!

Fucking jobber

>>57967673
>draw anime girl face
>body of absol
really dude. really.

>>57968309
Isn't the mythological inspiration for Absol a man-faced goat?

>>57967542
Huff it.

There's a really good Absol doujin made by Mizone that I thought about buying but it's currently $300 due to rarity

>>57967562
Me coping? It's you that is coping because you cannot accept that pokephilia is not canon. Reminder children are equal to us and still cannot consent, why would it be different for Pokemon?

>>57968579
>anon admits he's mentally on the level of a child
oops

Me on the left.

>>57968309
absol's face is pretty human-ish already

>>57968579
>children are equal to us
This is cope overload, anon. Nobody sane thinks this.

>>57968973
And that makes her so kissable

Are we autosaged?

>>57969698
why am i not allowed to have an absol thread

>>57969706
Idk,I thought mods were on our side because last thread was so nice

next time i'll make an OP that insults absol and is cropped porn maybe they won't delete it that way like the last one

>>57969808
No no don't crop it. /vp/ mods love porn

Good bye thread

sex with absol

>>57969698
Really out of all the threads that actually deserve to be autosaged they pick this one?

>>57969979
Jannies have no brain and play favorites. What else is new