We already have a thread up on another board

On December 31st 2019 I almost posted an Absol thread saying "The 2020's will be a decade of heartbreak and disaster, Absol has sensed its approach. Prepare for the worst", or something to that effect. It was like 10 or 11pm and unfortunately I was fucking around with the thumbnail or something, and got distracted by the New Years celebrations. I could have posted it like 10 minutes into the New Year but felt it was too late at that point and didn't bother

Holy shit I regret not posting that thread so fucking much

>>57970370
But I'm not here to goon over Absol...

>>57970704
That's what the other thread is for

>>57970342 (OP)
any fluff or absol fluff

>>57971740
I would not mind claiming other fluff.

Remember to lust for the Absolussy in the designated thread on /trash/ instead of here, because not all jannytroons on /vp/ share our based tastes.

>>57970370
Really, where?

>>57970431
Even if you'd commit to that idea, you were already a decade too late dear Anon. . .

>>57972213
Lewd

>>57972213
I really like this guy's kon lewd art. Draws the crotches very sexo

>Really, where?
It's the /trash/ thread you already mentioned

>>57972213
I don't like the trash thread. Too many aids faggots.

>>57973397
At least there is no literal shitposter ruining our fun there yet like last time.

>>57973387
>>57972289
Good... Gooood.

>>57972247
>Kon
The toy lion from Bleach?

>>57972216
I'll show you real lewd lewdness kōhai…

Bump

>>57977300
I would never want to come out

What do you fluff?
What do you mean “you people”??

Me on the left.

>Zoroark weights at least 81kg
How much of that mass is just their overly bushy fuzz?

>>57972289
I feel like I'd get pulled in by all the fluff

>>57978192
enjoying the warm fluff I see

>>57970431
the world is better than it's ever been and the only thing making you think otherwise is the media you consume

>>57983068
they cozy

>>57978243
Makes you wonder how less a shaven Zork would weight by itself, doesn't it dear Anon?

>>57983068
the 'world' as in all the stuff we've built on top of the actual world, is worse but that's no reason to get all broken up and twisted. you don't have to get worse with it. instead you should be truly grateful for every day in this beautiful place, no matter what, and appreciate all the good,
is my view on it.

>>57984107
woah, woah, woah buddy... a bit close there, don't ya think, jolteon?

>>57970342 (OP)
Remember to be careful where you touch the fluff!

Pocket fluff

>>57982757
Flareon fluff is in short supply; everyone must wait their turn.

>>57986951
Some turns last longer than others.

A tum to rub

>>57970342 (OP)

>>57984107
Child mortality is at an all time low, even in less developed places. Access to clean drinking water and basic medicine is the norm rather than a luxury. Fewer people live in abject poverty, more people are functionally literate, and more than half of humans live under political systems that are at least nominally democratic.

Even the stuff we have built is doing fantastic. The people on the vidscreen are just having a melty because some things aren't going their way and they want you to be miserable and emotionally dysregulated because it makes you more susceptible to ads and propaganda.

>>57988446
a clean, safe, prison cell, with a guard who asks "please". with no morals necessary. no heaven, or hell.
no, thanks. i don't lay up my heart, or my treasures on this earth.

face in fluff

>YWN '"accidentally"' cut yourself on Absol's ear blade
Why even live?

>>57989927
Do not touch the horn, Absol doesn't like it.

>>57990465
smooch

>>57990720
Perfect hiding place

Make sure to brush the fluff regularly

>>57990800
how did that eevee fit in there?

Just don't question the logistics of it.

>>57993878
>>57993592

>>57983068
Anon is talking about how 2020 was Covid. The world was at it's worst that year.

>>57992437
I still can't believe that aincent Zangoose X Nidoking coomerkino flash animation is now 20 years old

>>57993970
mulitple generations of pokefuckers have been created and i, for one, could not be prouder of this fandom.

>Anon, why did you spend over a thousand bucks for a plush toy that's the size of an actual Mountain Lion?
Because it's cheaper and more useful to me than any soul-siphoning femoid would ever be?

>>57995476
Explain how does your AIslop machine know how my bedroom looks like?

>>57996937
You live in a very generic house then

>>57998778
Winter coat, ehh?
We'll just see come spring time...

>>58001272
Sexy

>>57988086
look at the sweat on him
maybe this turn has gone on a bit TOO long

>>57988166
royal fluff

...

>>58008795
GIWTWM

Grill

how about a lil' skunk fluff

why u guys wanna fuck a dog? how is it even gonna work?

>>58014157
No one said anything about that

>>58013286
A Flareon belongs in every home.
>>58014157
If that is the first thing that came across your mind entering this thread, then I've got news for you...

>>58007458
buried in the fluff! so cozy

>>58014157
Absol is based on a human-faced yak daemon actually

>>58014961
Damn Jojo chose Flareon?!?

>dat needy Absol delivery from the recent poke'sexo drawthread
I wish that quality stuff about blue-eggcelling females was more popular

>>58004740
Sussy fluffly

>>58018972
wet fluff