bro lance where the fuck are you

Having sex with his Dragonites

>>57970974
All male btw

>>57970970 (OP)
His job's done you lazy little shit do the rest yourself

>>57970970 (OP)
>Faganium
No wonder he didnt show up, holy fuck embarrassing

>>57970970 (OP)
Any second he's gonna blast through that wall, maybe even the ceiling or the floor

>>57970970 (OP)
>Lame-rya
No wonder he didn't show up, holy fuck embarrassing

>>57971305
>t. Typedo

Lance would have been there for Gold or Kris

>>57971310
>Lyra slander
Fag.

>>57971328
>t. Lyrapist

>>57971331
>t. Ethanpedo

>>57970970 (OP)
While rushing in his cape got caught on the door and choked him loony toons style.

>>57971310
>>57971321
>>57971331

>>57971350
Kek

>>57971383
She’s cute. The hate seems forced.

>>57971399
Whatever cuteness you feel sounds like generic anime girl cuteness that doesn't mean anything toward her in particular, especially since her design is just Italian plumber

>>57971383
really ugly and tacky design. like a trans mario cosplayer

>>57971408
The Mario esque design is her charm honestly. She’s not a naked slut like Dawn so she’s “ugly” to some of you people.

>>57971503
A charming girl through the lens of Mario is not Rule 63 Mario but an outright literal princess, and that princess is pretty covered up herself

>>57971503
>looking like a dude is part of the charm
rormao

>>57971532
>>57971536
It’s a vague similarity at best. A lowkey reference that’s just fun. She doesn’t look like a dude ffs.

>>57971557
>vague
>lowkey
Her partner Pokemon is Marill, Mariru in JP, that's the closest Pokemon name to Mario, she's literally the Mario girl

>>57970970 (OP)
Lance (Known as Proton in English) is on the 4th floor.