Thread 57973997 - /vp/ [Archived: 636 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:43:28 AM No.57973997
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This nigga is fucking balding LMAOOOO
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:27:57 AM No.57974111
>>57973997 (OP)
...That's just what it looks like when you take off your cap since the hair gets pushed down on your head, awful thread
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:29:49 AM No.57974117
don't disrespect our champion
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:37:32 AM No.57974129
>>57973997 (OP)
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:15:26 AM No.57974524
This is really why ash won so easily.
Trainers took pity on him betting brutally norwoodpilled at 10 so they let him
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:00:03 AM No.57974758
why are zoom zooms deathly terrified of balding?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:52:54 PM No.57975103
>>57974758
>nukes your sex appeal
>only remedy is a htp that costs half a lung and even then it’s only a slight fix
>makes you instantly less attractive
>makes u look older
>destroys your confidence
>”just shave it be like the rock bro” doesn’t work if you’re a deformed skullcel
Yeah I wonder
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:17:20 PM No.57975232
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You'reProjectingAnon
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>>57973997 (OP)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:27:36 PM No.57975250
>>57975103
>>”just shave it be like the rock bro” doesn’t work if you’re a deformed skullcel
Thats all you had to say, my condolences
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:44:29 PM No.57975279
>57975250
t. Baldcel
Keek
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:51:57 PM No.57975385
>>57975103
none of these are problems if you get a partner before you go bald.

anyway what i was getting at was the fact they are terrified by an extremely common and inevitable thing.