why is she so fucking perfect?

The things id let her do to me

Sylveon

>>57984386 (OP)
Best buddies/livelong girlfriend instantly. Best mon in any aspect.

>>57984386 (OP)
There's no way, there's no way this is fucking real.

Weasel Wife

>>57984599
anon the game has glaceon in a maid outfit and in another outfit with translucent clothing
they're 100% baiting

luv 'voir
simple as

Alright, you can choose one. Just one. No polygamy.

>>57984919
Mawile. Of those in the picture, Ribombee

>>57984939
Is this AI?

>>57984919
Mew.
>Hey Mew! Transform into Bonnie!

>>57984919
sableye
need gremlin wife

>>57984919
This reminds me.
Does anyone have that one fanart of gliscor in a dress/wedding dress?

>>57984981
there's a few

>>57984986
I think this is the one I was thinking of, as I remember the blush although I thought there was one of it holding a bouquet but that may just be me misremembering

>>57984386 (OP)
>pokemon you'd marry
Then also specify which Pokémon you'd become to do so. Because, Pokémon are only for Pokémon.

>>57984386 (OP)
'Would' marry? Already have.
>>57985280
>Pokémon are only for Pokémon
This. Only they can see each other eye-to-eye.

>>57985280
Lol, lmao even.

>>57985280
Marriage between a human and a Pokemon is fine as long as its a male Pokemon and human woman

I love her

She wants to be a Pokemon so it counts

>>57984386 (OP)

>>57984386 (OP)
Do you catch the Pokemon you marry?

Lilliefish

>>57985280
shut up cuck

>>57984858
Why.. is Prosciutto there?

>>57986222
why aren't you there?

>>57986348
I don't wife Pokemon

>>57985280
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>57984809
WTF
It's like they made MasterSex specifically for pokegirl coomers and then Unite for pokephile coomers.

>>57986559
my love for pokemon is very platonic. I just wanna smooch and marry mew.

>>57986648
Yes, totally platonic...

>>57985280
blud didn't read Sinnoh Folk Story 3...

Her

>>57984919
Helioptile because he's my favorite Pokémon

>>57984919
meowstic
>but that's a
meowstic
>but he's too sma...
dynamax meowstic

>>57984919
Mew. Or Mewtwo.

>>57986559
>sees cute thing
>can only think of other men's dicks
What's wrong with you? I better not have to remember ANOTHER stupid flag for whatever is wrong with you.

>>57988483
The irony eludes you.

>>57984951
no it's not ai, are you retarded?

>>57985838
>as long as its a male Pokemon and human woman
how many humans with weird powers do you want?

>>57986559
>and then Unite for pokephile coomers.
then why are there so many males

>>57990366
Especially funny when they give pretty dresses to for example Sylveon and Leafeon and they're male.
At least Unite continues the trend of Zoroark and Meowscarada being female?

>>57984386 (OP)
Can't wait to see what outfits they give Latias.

>>57990480
>for example Sylveon
Sylveon is a girl (biologica). End of.

>>57984919
lop

>>57984919
They all look so cute
But dewott’s shell bra is nice so maybe I’d choose her

>>57984951
Unless someone time traveled back to 2019 at the latest and brought AI generation tools with them, no

>>57990767
I get the gist but does anyone have a translation

>>57990785
Meow: What would you rather have first? Dinner, a bath, or me?
Man: I've lost control of my life
Meow: So... no dinner?
Man: Fuck you!
Nah I don't actually know

>>57990785
No idea. Maybe they are husband and wife and the man is talking about his son following the same path (marrying a Pokemon) as he did?