not all human-like pokemon are created equal

femhypno is cute though
should've posted a mon literally no one wants to fuck like mr. mime

>>57984974 (OP)
>I'm a Heartbreaker...my name...Anon.

>>57984974 (OP)
Human-like pokemon are actually loved unlike quadrupedcucks

>>57984974 (OP)
Learn from the males of your species and turn that hooman into your sex slave.

>>57984984
Eeveelutions are more popular than 99% of humanoidmons

>>57984984
Yeah that’s why Jynx and Mr Mime are the most beloved Pokemon while CHARIZARD, pikachu and Eevee are literal who’s no one cares about

>>57985001
Greninja and lucario are more popular than any eeveelution

>>57985041
wrong

>>57985041
Pretty sure the frog’s fallen off a bit. Lucario is the exception that proves the rule.

>>57984979
>Mon no one wants to fuck like mr. mime
Ash's mother would like to have a word with you

>>57985100
The frog is still going strong though

>>57985114
Never said it became unpopular, just less than it was.

>>57985116
Also wrong

>>57985121
Nah

>>57984984
Being quadruped does not make one non-human like

>>57985041
>Greninja
>More popular than any eeveelution
>When Sylveon - an eeveelution from the same gen - easily doubles its own popularity in all cases
Every other eeveelution (and Eevee itself) outranks it without exception.
Frogfuckers had one job and they blew it, only for Lucario to come in at the 11th hour to take his spot in the end.
Seriously. Imagine having a special gimmick, only to job, and then be superceded by your most generic 2-legged dogmon using basic mega evolution.

>>57984974 (OP)
Hypno is cute! Cute!!

https://files.catbox.moe/7q3qkc.png

>>57985114
where's the source for this?
also
>no totodile
>no tepig
how? iirc they made the list last time (as did most base stage starters), the ZA reveal should have increased their sales
Also do they really need to use the Palafin's Zero form for this?

>>57985163
Pokemon of the Year begs to differ.

>>57985182
NTA but totodile is not popular in the west and tepig just isn't popular at all, ZA is not gonna change that and especially not before the game is even out

>>57985184
meant east not west whoopsie

>>57985214 meant for >>57985210
anons im not having a good day

>>57985214
Totodile line isn't popular anywhere compared to the cyndaquil line

>>57984974 (OP)
Sometimes I kinda wish that the human girl from this imageset wasn't a futa and it was pure lesbomancy, if only because some troon is able to self-insert as her.

>>57985178
>anthroshit
*CotLD_girl_puking_her_guts_out.gif*

>>57985023
Jynx is underrated, especially considering how she's one of th few things that can stop the cringetastic shiny Grenigger OC from that one japanese retard who seriously thinks that he can file a lawsuit against anybody who pirates his commercial Pokemon porn doujins.

>>57985114
Source?

https://pokemon-matome.net/articles/2055675.html

These are the Top 100 pokemon with the most merchandise available to be purchased at the Japanese Pokemon Center online store (stuff like keychains, toys, bags, underwear, etc.) at the time (March 2025). As such this list is influenced mainly by Japanese customer’s preferences (ex. Magnemite) and thus should not be used to prove definitely which pokemon are more popular than others overall.

>>57984974 (OP)
>reminder that Hypno need their powers because their massive tapir dicks are that intimidating

>>57985182
>no totodile
>no tepig
add in Fuecoco being included and I think this list is bullshit

hypno is fat and ugly

>>57984974 (OP)
>>57985507
Like that the artist actually gave her the extra neck fluff

>>57984974 (OP)
Gardevoir wasn’t even in humanlike until gen 8. It was in amorphous with muk and swalot.

>>57985114
I'm glad Liko's (future)boyfriend is in the top 100

>>57985292
>anthroshit

It's hypno? The anthro bits of it are in the official media, bro. It's a fucking human-shaped pokemon from the start. At the worst of times it's still a little bearded man, I'm not sure what you're mad about or looking for here.

Are you mad about the Grumpig? Because Grumpig is also pretty anthro in official stuff. If you don't see that I'm not sure you know what "anthro" means. The only thing I can really see you mad about here are tits. Do you hate tits? That's pretty faggy of you.

https://files.catbox.moe/nrlgbb.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/84jcm1.jpg

>>57987156
Those catbox links don't work.

>>57985292
>cringetastic shiny Grenigger OC
I've always wanted to see it try to rape Ivysaur only to get seriously maimed by Feraligatr. It would be the most satisfactory ending for both their stories.

>>57984974 (OP)
you got that right

>>57985337
>T. Cope

>>57985210
true but Totodile made it last time, weird that wouldn't make it now with the ZA boost, even Chikorita is lower
(also I was wrong Tepig wasn't there last time)
>>57985475
Fuecoco is a base stage starter of the newest gen, it would have to be the biggest flop in the history of videegames for it not make it

>>57987418
Sorry, when I upload them, they come up with the same urls. I have no idea why they aren't working.

>>57985348
Show me at least one image where hypno actually does get to have a species-appropriate murdercock, it seems people intentionally only give it only to Drowzee for the "gross fugly midget with a giant dong" aesthetic but never him most unfortunately.

>>57987156
>Do you hate tits?
Only when there's just 2 where there should've been more.

>>57987512
Based.

>>57987512