Thread 57987371 - /vp/ [Archived: 535 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:24:09 PM No.57987371
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That would be $60 plus tips
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:25:33 PM No.57987375
>>57987371 (OP)
How about you lick my tip for $60
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:34:55 PM No.57987408
3D was a mistake
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:37:25 PM No.57987413
>>57987408
Sinnoh's entire overworld + distortion world is made in 3D retard
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:58:52 PM No.57988144
>>57987371 (OP)
> 1 to 1 remake of Sinnoh
> No crossover with PLA which came out shortly after
> No gimmick to spice things up like mega's
> Shitty chibi style
wtf was nintendo thinking? Like what was the point of this game other than a quick cashgrab? Like you couldn't add new areas, or make it like BW2 where it's 2 years in the future and there is a slightly different layout? They had 3d models for the trainers and should have used those in the overworld instead of those shitty chibi models (obviously they'd have to make the overworld look different, i'm not suggesting they just slap the 3d models into the current looking overworld). Or they should have done like a hd2d style like how square enix is doing.

Only positive thing I can say about these games is the music. That's it. Otherwise it was so safe of a remake that it's painful. When it comes to the games its like tpci is allergic to putting in effort
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:03:50 AM No.57988158
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>mong retards get told 11 years ago there were no remake plans until spergs began crying for a remake
>mong retards seethed because they got a Ruby/Sapphire remake instead of a rehash remake like they'd assumed
>mong retards screeched once more for a remake, ignoring the past
And there's MORE mong retards squealing for a BW remake now, ILCA gonna have another easy 15m sales of a unity port.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:08:07 AM No.57988167
>>57988144
You got EXACTLY what you asked for dickhead - a brainless, pointless remake for brainless pointless bastards, too thick to understand the oldfags were not bothered directing remakes (Masuda pulling Ohmori and telling him to make ORAS, Game Freak palming off BDSP to ILCA).
Nintendo were thinking what Game Freak were thinking "Brilliant, 8-figure sales total without having to do a TAP of work towards it" along with "Fantastic, Switch sales from here to February, due to TWO pokรฉmon game releases in 3 months!".
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:09:42 AM No.57988170
abandon the thread, boomerfag is here
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:10:46 AM No.57988173
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>>57987371 (OP)
bdsp only exists as it does because of the shitty arceus meme game
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:13:56 AM No.57988179
>>57987371 (OP)
I want to fuck Volkner so bad
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:22:34 AM No.57988207
>>57988167
I didn't ask for what they delivered and I didn't pay for it.

Also, >>57988144, the music?! Really?? Before they patched it, the majority of the music was MIDI placeholder shit (which means its the default on any cartridge sold still). Even after the patch, it was passable, none of it was worth keeping. Though, that might be because Masters' music is so fucking good that it eclipses a lot of the main music.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:18:58 AM No.57988355
>>57987408
Nah this isn't a 3D thing. This is a laziness thing.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:26:41 AM No.57988386
>>57988167
I never asked for a DP remake since I have very low expectations for modernday pokemon company decision making when it comes to the games and on top of that, I never asked for a 1 to 1 remake, but with a worse artstyle than a nearly 20 year old game.
>>57988207
>the music?! Really??
Personally, I think it sounds good
https://youtu.be/wDifHRDzCQA?si=eoeztnzUhUquvQ91
https://youtu.be/tRn0ybknSRA?si=GHILC0_otMQ0jvcb
https://youtu.be/ZGQ8nWxkBK4?si=HUu84nAvLP437RLH
https://youtu.be/8_lPTZEgo-0?si=mbsB0_BfBifHIxHD
that being said, it's not better than the og. Like you said, "it was passable". I look at it as a nice little alternate edition.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:30:03 AM No.57988395
>>57988207
Your generation did. That's why whos got roped in to shit out a unity rebuild, while Game Freak actually overhauled how they made vidya to handle the new era we found ourselves in. But the elephant in the room is still the fact you're a fucking adult crying the kiddy series don't do what you want ("honestly, what were Nintendo thinking" as if you're the ONLY cunt they sell this to) and a shitty cheap rehash did exactly what Game Freak wanted - got kids buying games at christmas, so they'd understand what the story of the game in January was (something adults still can't fucking comprehend).
>57988170
Can always fuck off and build a discord safespace lad. But come to my board, expect to see me. Sorry the truth hurts you so constantly.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:53:17 AM No.57988473
>calling others adultchildren while being a hardline corporate shill for $0.00
Tendies have no self-awareness
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:09:32 AM No.57988532
>>57988395
>the fact you're a fucking adult crying the kiddy series don't do what you want ("honestly, what were Nintendo thinking" as if you're the ONLY cunt they sell this to)
1. why are you on the pokemon board if this is a "kiddy series". Shouldn't you be doing your taxes or with your family mr adult? and 2. wtf is this mindset? We aren't allowed to criticize a video game because it's intended audience is children? So what are we allowed to criticize? Are we just supposed to stop enjoying things the second we turn 18 and only exclusively enjoy and criticize "adult" things? Such a braindead mindset. And I never required that they tailor make a game for me and add everything I want. The point here >>57988144 that I was trying to make was that they really didn't try or do anything new. They did the bare and absolute minimum for this game which is unacceptable for a 60 dollar game. I'm sorry for wanting a good product that has effort and creative ideas put into it. Sorry for not just shutting up and accepting (and i truly do hate using this word) slop that Pokemon keeps churning out.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:36:32 AM No.57988612
>>57988532
don't waste your time replying to boomerfag anon