Thread 57987451 - /vp/ [Archived: 469 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:58:02 PM No.57987451
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You wake up in pokemon world however:
>training pokemon is extremely difficult and time consuming, it would take years to make them strong enough to evolve
>wilderness outside of towns is vast and dangerous, any fight with even basic pokemon can be very risky
>stuff like pokeballs and potions are actually expensive
>trainers are mostly competent and pokemon fights are very competetive
>girls don't find you attractive
>your starter is ratata
What would you do in this situation?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:08:45 PM No.57987480
Have fun and try my best.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:18:38 PM No.57987614
>>57987451 (OP)
>even basic pokemon can be very risky
Sorry, this is too unbelievable. I'm not a ten year old, I am perfectly capable of bashing Pidgeys with a stick if need be.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:31:38 PM No.57987634
>>57987451 (OP)
I endeavor quick attack cheese stupid children and take their hard earned money and blow it on underage pokehookers and pokecoke.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:52:41 PM No.57988127
>>57987451 (OP)
this question implies I have my current intelligence and skills so I would use my expertise to work an actual job for a few months and earn what I imagine would be a much higher salary than the kids running around defeating random people and getting their pocket change. In my free time I would train my ratata. With my money I would buy a lot of resources, especially XP candy if it was available but since this seems like a hardcore world I imagine it wouldn't be very easy to get. Resources would then be in the form of potions, pokedolls, pokeballs, etc to be able to heal up and escape fights if needed. When I felt I was ready I would try to catch a pokemon that was marginally higher level than my ratata and make sure that it was of some non-normal type. I might catch a few of the same type just so I have backups in case one faints, I can afford the pokeballs, I have a salary after all. I would then search for pokemon with a type weakness to my newly catched ones and are also marginally higher level and then catch many of that type. I would then repeat this process of catching marginally higher level pokemon of rotating type weakness so I always have an advantage until I had high level pokemon with optimal stats and nature that would be worth investing into. Then I'd try to beat gyms and catch legendaries and get a hot girl to slob on my knob i guess
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:56:28 PM No.57988135
>>57987451 (OP)
Became unrealistic with the idea that even basic Pokemon are risky. If I can handle NYC rats, I can bludgeon a Ratatta to death if need be.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:34:34 PM No.57989837
>>57987451 (OP)
>"fight" instead of "battle"
>>>"ratata"

>>57988127
>my current intelligence
You'd get scammed.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:22:59 PM No.57990238
>>57987451 (OP)
>your starter is ratata
FEAR strat is a go >>57987634
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:24:01 PM No.57990241
>>57988127
>what I imagine would be a much higher salary than the kids running around defeating random people and getting their pocket change.
hello, future larry
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:38:14 PM No.57990264
>>57987451 (OP)
I would have sex with my ratata
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:36:10 PM No.57990687
>>57987451 (OP)
I grab a sword.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:38:25 PM No.57990837
>>57987614
Steal someone else's pokemon.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:10:43 PM No.57990924
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>>57987451 (OP)
>>stuff like pokeballs and potions are actually expensive
Ok so my options are be a route 1 goon and get my ass battered by actual trainers or I can go all natural forage for apircorns and have my Rattata mine for tumblestones, spend days learning how to craft my own pokeballs like Kurt and making my own medicinal herbs. I'm not gonna be some chump paying for shit I can probably get or make for free
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:06:55 AM No.57992221
>>57987480
FPBP
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:16:53 AM No.57992249
>>57987451 (OP)
>>training pokemon is extremely difficult and time consuming, it would take years to make them strong enough to evolve

That's how it actualy is in lore, the main character is just a generational talent at raising and battling pokemon.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:56:25 AM No.57992552
>>57988127
Yeah just work for a bit, you can quit whenever you want. Certainly nothing will ever come up, you'll delay things, and then you'll consider yourself too old and settle down as a wage slave for life
>>57990924
Medicinal herbs would probably be fine, but with OP's world being a lot more realistic I think it's safe to assume that homemade pokeballs would be illegal because they aren't IDed and registered with the PC system, which is how your movements and activities get tracked just in case you try to send your tyranitar out to raid a town or god forbid try to withdraw 7 pokemon at once (which is so that you can't have a full army on you)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:14:45 PM No.57992969
>>57987614
what if pidgeys call pigeot?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:25:03 PM No.57992983
>>57987451 (OP)
Nothing changes except I'm in the Pokรฉmon world on hardmode. I still would.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:33:10 PM No.57992991
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>>57987451 (OP)
Plan remains same: catch mawile then live out normal life with her