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>>57988703 (OP)
Being a normal adult is a scam. The trick is to in fact be weirder than you are naturally. Just full send it.

>At walmart in the toy isle on the off chance they have a digimon v-pet
>See three early teen kids talking about how they can't find the lego set they want
>Autism flares up
>Ask them what lego set they are looking for
>Realize with horror what I have just done
>Am no a 35 year old man who looks like he's 50 talking to three unsupervised kids in the walmart toy section
>Realize situation is unsalvageable and activate scorched earth protocols
>"Oh, sorry, don't mind me. Just being a creep."
>One of the kids quietly says 'yeah...' in a mocking tone
>squat down and throw my hands up like crab claws above my head
>without saying anything more I begin clipping my fingers together as if I were a crab
>keep full autism stare on them as they slowly walk towards the other end of the aisle while occasionally throwing glances back over their shoulders to see if I'm still there
>don't stop until they are out of sight, collapse into insane laughter at my own retardation

Crisis averted, instead of being remembered as the walmart pedophile I'm not the walmart crab man.

>>57988815
ok crabpedo

>>57988703 (OP)
My life as an adult has zero fucking differences from when i was a minor

>>57988839
your parents hate you

>>57988845
i don't even live with my parents

>>57988703 (OP)
stop spamming shit bait threads

>>57988703 (OP)
It definitely seems like I know more about being a normal adult than most people out there, or at least those on the Internet, I would just rather live as an overgrown child.

>>57988845
my parents hated me when I moved away too, at least I'm not losing money on the deal anymore.

>implying the vast majority if Pokémon fans know anything about Pokemon other than shitty memes and which ten year old and dog they want to rape
lol
Lmao even

>>57988703 (OP)
It's really not hard to be a functional adult.

>>57988815
what the hell

I can’t memorize any Pokemon names after Gen 4. The naming conventions have gotten THIS bad.

>>57988815
i would welcome your autistim with open arms anon

>>57988815

>>57991255
You're just retarded. I can remember them perfectly fine. I even know some names in other languages.

>>57991255
>charcadet is too hard for me
>snivy is too hard for me
I would be less disgusted with you were actually this retarded and you weren't just being an ingenuous shit stirrer.

>>57988815
nigga what