I'm too fat as well. Just... I just wish I could be worthy of her. But I know if she saw me, she'd be totally creeped out.

>>57992119 (OP)
Dude, just be a good weed supplier.

kill yourself then. no one will miss you, you pathetic waste of oxygen.

>>57992127
That sounds like it could be fun. I tend to cough a lot whenever I smoke, so i wouldn't be able to do much, but... If thats what she wants..

>>57992119 (OP)
>I'm too fat
Post belly

>>57992119 (OP)
Good news anon. Being fat is a choice for most people. Only surefire way to lose weight is to eat less. You don't even need to exercise a lot. Start doing walks and slowly cut your means down to 1-2 a day. I found skipping breakfast is the easiest. And dump the junk food. Fiber and water are both great for making you feel full for minimal calories

>>57992189
Skipping breakfast does seem like an easy fix. Maybe I should hold off till 1 or 2 in the afternoon to begin eating?

>>57992119 (OP)
If you think Mina would think something like that about you without getting to know you first, then you have yet to learn a bit more about the way she is. She's the type of person who finds beauty in things people would usually tend to ignore. Take her Shiinotic as an example. Most people don't think mushrooms are beautiful. They think they are strange.

>>57992217
That's what I do. Eat first when I take my lunch at 1-2. After a few weeks your body gets used to it and won't expect to eat until later. Best part is you don't need to follow a particular diet. It just helps to avoid certain stuff that's super bad. Saves you money too

>>57992217
Basically only eat from 12pm (lunch) to 7pm (dinner). Zero snacking outside this time zone

>>57992119 (OP)
ok prudefag. falseflagging to prove your point doesn't change anything

>>57992119 (OP)
She'd paint on your belly, plenty of canvas.

>>57992217
skipping breakfast is fine if you're not doing any physical activity for the day. but if you plan on moving then you'll be running on fumes. coffee in the morning is a great appetite suppressant. also be careful of having blood sugar crashes, carry emergency hard lollies with you.
>>57992189
i found the only way to keep off the weight is to go by the alcoholic method and swear off junk food forever.
>>57992264
>>57992265
>>57992343
these

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>>57992500
Cut out junk food completely. No breakfast. Food between 12 and 7. Limit activity in the morning when you don't eat.

I think these are great tips. I'll try to keep it in mind. Thanks everyone.

>>57992509
great stuff anon. don't overlook what i said about keeping some lollies when out and about. sugar crashes are not fun.

>>57992551
I'll have to look into a bag of hard candies for that purpose. Get a bag of suckers like you said.

>>57992560
oha ctualy when i said hard lollies i meant something you can still chew, not suck. something like skittles are best. you need something to raise your blood sugar back up quickly and suckers are too slow. as long as you're never tempted to eat them for the sake of it, emergency only. i keep packets until they expire. diabetics often recommend skittles too.

>>57992500
>coffee on an empty stomach, no breakfast
Be real fuckin careful about this though, my MIL just went to the ER for stomach problems caused (in part) by doing this everyday

>>57992119 (OP)
She is not real

>>57992828
shit really? i've been doing it for about 6 months now but i do eat breakfast half hour after. regardless it is believable i might still run into problems if your MIL experienced that. might have to start having it after. take this into consideration OP>>57992828

>>57992988
>hazardous statement
>no proof

>>57992119 (OP)
>he thinks Mina of all people would care
Sure there are plenty of PokéGirls who are probably shallow whores, but Mina would be the last one to give a fuck. At most, she'd ask you to be a model for anatomy practice so she can study how to paint fatties.

>>57992119 (OP)
She'd want to draw your smile.

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>>57992119 (OP)
I used to eat like a glutton back when I was a kid. Now, I eat less and less everyday and drink more and more. But I don’t think Mina would mind a fat guy asking her out. Everything about her, to her demeanor her Pokemon leads to me to believe that at worst she’ll just say no and go about her day as usual.

>>57992119 (OP)
There exist women who dig fat guys

>>57992119 (OP)
T. Sophocles

I dunno. If you asked mina for a date, she'd probably give you some dried fruit

Don't worry anon, i found the solution (picrel)

>>57994141
there's even more who don't

>>57994148
kek. she would be autistic like that

>>57992389
Yeah, she'd paint your gut like a poliwhirl

>>57994509
I get it.