>Anti-Social
>Toxic
>Nerd
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
>Her room is a mess
>Her diet is terrible
>Terrible hygiene
>Definitely fucks her pokemon

>spoiled zoomer "femcel"
No and YWNBAW

>>57992218
>>spoiled zoomer "femcel"
Pretty fitting for you yeah

>>57992197 (OP)
it's all true except
>>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
first of all i would never but second of all doesn't she use the eeveelutions?

>>57992197 (OP)
She would be cute and a far more welcomed character if they didn't sabotage her hair.

>>57992218
You'd probably be surprised to know that femcels are closer than you think, and are growing in numbers. Many of them wind up alone by choice, sure, but despite what internet memes may tell you having a pussy doesn't guarantee you a happy life. Plenty of burnout women working dead-end jobs, plenty of single mothers, and plenty of weirdos inbetween just can't tie someone down.

>B-but muh dating apps!

Woah, I love being used by random men who will fuck me once and then ghost and then contact me two weeks later when they're bored and horny at 9pm.

>B-but muh onlyfans!

Wow dude, that'll just solve everything. I'll throw away whatevers left of my dignity and show some random dude in canada my asshole for 50 bucks! Wow that solves everything, you're such a brilliant fucking dude!

>B-but women have life easier though!

Citation needed. Pretty women, have life easier. And even then there are plenty of pretty chicks who end up either dropping out, getting hooked on drugs, or just otherwise fucking up and ending up in a dead end job, so NO, being pretty literally doesn't solve shit.

Sure maybe some CEO sees the girl working at Target at the checkout and saves her. But for most of us that will LITERALLY never happen.
And by the way, I don't wanna hear it from the gender who can literally just go to the gym and become a chad!
Literally workout for a few days a week and have a decent job, and you can score with like 80 percent of women.

I am drawing her right now

>>57992197 (OP)
She isn't conventionally attractive, but that's part of why I like her.

>>57992197 (OP)
Yes she also has huge boobs and is my wife.

>>57992276
They aren't that big, she's just keeping Flareon under her hoodie because she's cold.

>>57992297
No she's certified tiddie monster

>>57992276
>>57992301
Those seem like they would hurt pennys poor spine. Big frontward load.

>>57992276
How fat are Penny's tits.

>>57992261
where is this pasta from

>>57992261
Yeah, whatever. Post your asshole now.

>>57992236
Ack yourself, troon.

>>57992197 (OP)
My diet and hygiene are not terrible fuck you

>>57992477
... So the rest of those are true, then?

>>57992351
>Post your asshole now.
For someone who didn't seem convinced femcels even existed a moment ago, you sure were quick to change your tune once you realized that could be the case.

Dunno why you'd wanna see some femcels stinky butthole though anon. You've got an entire board filled with cartoon women and cartoon animals to jack off to.

>>57992558
>For someone who didn't seem convinced femcels even existed
I'm not the anon you originally replied to. I know femcels exist.
>Dunno why you'd wanna see some femcels stinky butthole though anon. You've got an entire board filled with cartoon women and cartoon animals to jack off to
Your stinky femcel butthole is more erotic than drawings. Now post it. You don't have much dignity left to lose anyway.

>>57992575
Penny is breast

>>57992558
I'd like to see Penny's stinky butthole

>>57992558
Thirded

>>57992197 (OP)
penny is cute and my wife

>>57992674
Based taste.

>>57992197 (OP)
>so much projection
You should probably go to the doctor, get some drugs to make you start caring about yourself again.

>>57992729
Girls come to 4chan to feel better about themselves, they think everyone here is an out of shape neet with a messy room
Which is often right but it feels good when it's not and they have to face themselves

>>57992271
more like the only reason why

>>57992271
>>57992793
I think you guys are being way too specific with what conventionally attractive means
She isn't like a butterface or has a large nose or something, she would be a literal 9/10 irl with her cute features and sharp jawline

>>57992808
She's attractive in her own unique way.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Penny is literally (you)
..god, I wish. visually she's everything that I want to strive for.

>>57992654
Even Tama has posted her butthole on /vp/ and she's an eceleb stacy. I don't see why a femcel has qualms about it.

>>57992827
I meant Penny, not that anon.

>>57992830
So you won't look when anon posts her butthole?

>>57992835

>>57992197 (OP)
I know, that's why I love her. Aside from her fucking her Pokemon, I don't and would never do that.

>>57992197 (OP)
Half of these don't apply to me
Also, she's rude to Arven, so she can go fuck herself, that bitch

>>57992396
Too much of a pussy to kill me by yourself i see

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
Yes
>Toxic
Yes
>Nerd
Yes
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
Not a chance
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
Actually no
>Her room is a mess
My room is actually nice, but the rest of my house is not, except on Fridays, that's when I clean
>Her diet is terrible
I think my diet is good actually
>Terrible hygiene
No
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
I don't have pokemon to fuck

>>57992987
>I don't have pokemon to fuck
But would you if you did?

>>57992197 (OP)
I wanna make love to her mons while she watch

>>57993000
being 100% honest, i don't think i would, even if i had a gardevoir or lopunny

>>57992276
>>57992301
Stay on topic cumskull

>>57992276
>>57992301
>>57992323
>>57992594
I think you'd be pretty disappointed to see what a more realistic and accurate version of penny would look like without the clothes.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11504142&tags=penny_%28pokemon%29+

>>57993314
Nah, that's even better.

>Anti-Social
Somewhat
>Toxic
No
>Nerd
Yes
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
No
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
Yes
>Her room is a mess
It's getting better
>Her diet is terrible
Also getting better
>Terrible hygiene
No
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
Yeah

Could be worse.

>>57993383
I have a body like that. Are there really men out there who prefer this body type? I know not all men are the same or anything, but it feels like guys seem to prefer the sort of movie star stacey body type. The person you'd see in victorias secret or something.

>>57993722
a lot of men don't like the "supermodel" visual, actually. I know another anon with the same mentality

>>57993314
>>57993722
How is that a bad body type? Like at most I would understand someone not preferring the inner nipples but other than that it's perfectly fine

>>57993722
Her hips are fine and flabby tits are doing more things to a man's brain that 2 watermelons attached to a chest.

Penny is my cute gf who spends most of the day talking about eevees. She even trains my eevees for me, at night, all alone.

>>57992197 (OP)
Would you eat Cynthia if you were penny?

She did have a nice rack, nice enough for Penny to grab and play with for a second. She violated Cynthia, humiliating the strongest woman in the entire world in front of a group of people that had gathered to watch this unfold.
SSSLLLRRPP UULLLPP GUUULLLP
Cynthia's fat chest was crammed into Penny's cheeks, with each tit making a defined bulge. Penny slathered the cleavage in saliva, before turning those cheek lumps into neck lumps with a single UULLPP.
Cynthia was starting to bulge from the pale tummy, with her arms sliding down Melony's back. The muffled cries of the blonde woman kept falling deeper, as Penny kept swallowing her whole like just another meal. Penny finished her torso off, having completely released the woman from captivity of being crushed. Penny grabbed the thick rear, squishing the cheeks together and making them jiggle in front of the few people getting a perfect view on the other side of the iron bars.
GGGLLLRRKK GGGGUUULLLPPP
Cynthia's thick booty was crammed into the slimy space, with her clothing sticking to her ass and thighs. The saliva made Cynthia's clothing all wet and slimy, ruining the expensive fabric. Penny tilted her head back, watching Cynthia kick her legs around for dear life.
SSSSSSSSSLLLLLLRRRPPPPPPP
Cynthia's bulge was curling right on top of the other two, with Cynthia's screaming face making the pale flesh move around. Cynthia was reduced to just feet wiggling outside of Penny's mouth. Penny pulled both of Cynthia's high heels off, placing them neatly on her belly. The feet sank past her lips, but Penny didn't finish them off. Penny's wet, pink tongue licked down the front of Cynthia's right foot, getting to her toes. Penny moaned, licking between each toe, curling it around her big toe, before going down the back of her foot. Penny stopped at the heel, moving her tongue over to the left fot.

Cynthia's left fot twitched to the warm tongue touching it, before Penny did the same thing in reverse and coated Cynthia's bare fet in a thick coat of warm saliva. Penny finally closed her mouth, while putting a hand to her bloated neck.

The last audible gulp sounded, with Cynthia's twitching feet sliding down. The powerful woman was left at the top, squished into a tight ball right under her breasts. Penny's tongue flopped out, as she was huffing loudly with visible clouds of air coming out. Penny was stuffed, with a giant gut multiple times her own size. Clair, Melony and Cynthia were all tightly packed away, with their thick curves on display. Penny slid her Eevee backpack off, opening the top and stuffing Cynthia's shoes inside. While doing that, she stretched to the side and took Melony's hat as well. Penny heard the snapping of a picture and looked around her, seeing a crowd of people. “O-oh…” Muttered Penny, flipping her hood up and turning around. Penny was bright red, as her hunger had caused a huge scene. Penny was waddling, as three thick women really added a lot of weight. Penny took her time getting back, making her gut sway from side to side. No one could see her face, but Penny had a really devious look on her face. A grin and blush from feeling so full from the grade A meat sitting in her stomach. “Fuck~. They keep moving around, I'm going to mmfff really punish them when I get back.” Thought Penny. Penny was heading upstairs, as her stomach let out roars and gurgles that echoed in the halls.
Inside of Penny's tight, smelly stomach, the three powerful women felt the gut trying to work them down. All of them could barely breathe, let alone move. Clair felt Melony and Cynthia crushing her, making her knees dig into her tits. “PLEASE!!! PLEASE MOVE AAAGHH!!!” Yelled Clair. Melony couldn't do a thing, trying to stretch the belly walls with her butt, only to feel a sudden smack.

“KYA!! That young lady!! H-how did she even manage to fit us all in her stomach?!” Yelled Melony. Cynthia didn't have an answer, trying to move at the top. “IT DOESN'T MATTER!! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SHIT FOR SOME TEEN YOU BETTER KEEP FIGHTING!!” Yelled Cynthia. The women were all in disarray, but the acid made it worse. Penny's potent stomach acid was running down the walls and dripping on their bodies. The pain was immediate, as Clair screamed at the bottom. “MY ASS REALLY BURNS!!” Screamed Clair. That burning sensation started to spread, as the grunting and yelling of women trying to figure a way out of their predicament turned into erratic screaming of pain and agony.
Ten minutes of waddling and stumbling back to her dorm room, Penny finally saw the door. “Yes fi-Said Penny, belching up Cynthia's hair ribbons. A girl was next to her when it happened and looked at Penny with a scared look. Penny kept on moving, as the girl ran off terrified. Penny reached her dorm, unlocking the door and casually walking in, at least she tried. The fat belly rammed against the frame, making the girls yelp. “Fuck…” Muttered Penny. Penny pushed hard, grunting in pain as her stomach was confined in the door. “COME ON!!! BELLY!! GET THROUGH!!” Thought Penny.
Bones were violently crushed by the door, but with Clair's legs snapping at her knees, the gut managed to pop through. The horrid cries of pain kept on going, but Penny ignored them and closed the door behind her. Penny kicked her boots off and removed her skirt, before sliding her socks off and letting her sweaty feet breathe. Sweat was dripping off her gut and face. “Fucking finally…” Said Penny, sitting on her bed and leaning back. The gut sloshed, with a wave of boiling hot acid splashing on them.
Now that Penny was all alone, she smiled, as she could do whatever she wanted. “Who knew a pack of thick sluts would just be waiting for me~.” Moaned Penny, grabbing Cynthia's bulging tits and squeezing as hard as she could.

>>57994000
This caused her melting tit that was completely separated from her body to pop into mush. Penny was all clean after an hour and struggled to get out. “Bet-BBUUURRRPP urf…” Said Penny, slapping her gut. Clair's bulge was just bones and Melony was so badly damaged it was a miracle she was alive. Penny dried off and crushed her gut through the door, hearing soft bones snap. “I'm thirsty.” Said Penny, getting some juice from the fridge. She went to her small counter, bending over a bit, but this caused Melony's neck to hit the edge.
CCCRRUNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHH
Penny didn't even flinch as she brutally crushed Melony's neck, killing the woman in her gut.
Penny slurped her juice down, loving the flavor of cherry dancing on her tongue. Inside of her stomach, Nemona and Cynthia were left alive, being splattered by the juice. Nemona wasn't even close to as badly melted as Cynthia. The blonde woman was half-skeleton, with half of her face melted down to her skull. “Do something…please…” Begged Cynthia, before her other cheek tore and her lower jaw hung loose. Nemona didn't even have arms, what was she going to do? Nemona sat there, as Cynthia melted away. The blonde woman finally died, with her brain starting to leak from her ears. “Oh god oh god oh god….PENNY WHY!?!” Screamed Nemona. With Cynthia dead, the original three were all just a nasty mixture of bones and dead meat. Penny's stomach was almost filled to the brim with stomach acid, which was bubbling against Nemona's back. Nemona looked to her side, seeing Cynthia's remaining eye turn into goop, before her body completely sank under her.
BBBLLRRPP CRRRUNCH CHUURNN
Nemona hated every second of her slow demise, wishing it would end.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
Not me. I regularly communicate with friends and strangers alike.
>Toxic
Also not me. I grew out of that.
>Nerd
Debatable.
>Autistic mono-team
Not me. I build for type diversity.
>Edgelord
Not me.
>Room is a mess
Yes.
>Diet is terrible
Debatable.
>terrible hygine
Not me. I shower every day.
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
Can't be me but if they were real you know I would.

we fuck penny

You know she'd be into the kinky shit, she wouldn't leave you alone once she realized you're down for whatever

>>57993314
Even better.

>>57993314
This is a great body type. 100% better than planets cracking the pavement around here

>>57993742
I didn't know. I always just assumed more perfect features made you better overall. But I guess different people like different things.

>>57993766
>How is that a bad body type?
Well... I mean they've got kind of a weird shape. Its not like I hate myself or anything, but I've always been aware they weren't exactly normal.

>>57993811
I guess there really are guys who are into that. I think its just hard for me to believe because a lot of women that get posted either on this board or others have a much more normal and proportional body with rounder breasts.

>>57993314
That's much better wtf
>>57993722
Bitch every single body type is loved by tons of people
Stop worrying about it
>>57994625
>a lot of women that get posted either on this board or others have a much more normal and proportional body with rounder breasts.
Most people on this board are porn addicted losers who will never see a real naked women in their life

>>57992240
ah mono-eevee. just because it's not a type doesn't mean it's not mono.

>>57994625
I prefer girls that are more realistically proportioned anyway. Sure, Penny's rather scrawny, and her breasts are probably a bit saggy, but that's part of her charm.

I just wanted to see femanon's butthole :(

>>57993314
Jokes on you, the closer to on-model, the better to me.

>>57994712
Based.

>>57994706
If she posts her saggy breasts, she can get another 50 bucks from Canada anon.

>>57992261
If you're really a femcel, then post your body count and if you claim to be a virgin, then link your post in the /soc/ femcel thread.

>>57993722
I would prefer literally any other version of Penny you've seen in this thread, but yes, you can get a bf/husband like that. I'd say it's regarded as mid. Having that type of shape generally means you aren't quite flat, so you're not the worst for sure, but you might have excessive sag for your size.

>>57993314
i'm only disappointed by how unimpressed she seems by her own body
i wish i could tell her that she shouldn't be ashamed by her looks and she doesn't need to change anything at all

>>57992197 (OP)
HOLD ON ONE FUCKING GOD DAMN MINUTE RIGHT THERE !!!!!
THIS IS HER FATHER???? How ?? Where ??? I must’ve missed something in the game
Was it revealed somewhere??

>>57992261
>I'll throw away whatevers left of my dignity and show some random dude in canada my asshole for 50 bucks
H-Hot! I'm not from Canada. Can I get your asshole as a freebie?

>>57995427
It was hinted at during the Area Zero parts. He isn't name dropped but Penny does say, "My family's the worst. Well mostly my dad... He's like, clingy and always calls me embarrassing nicknames like Pen Pen." There's also a line where she says, "Yeah...in the end. But I had to put up with his ultra-mega-annoying dad talk to do it." which is in line with Peony's way of talking like when during the start of Crown Tundra he says, "Come on, Nia! Be reasonable! Or get ready to be ultra-mega-embarrassed... as I unleash the Noble Roar of Dad!"

>>57995427
>>57995699
>he doesn't know

>>57995427
It was hinted at during the Area Zero parts. He isn't name dropped but Penny does say, "My family's the worst. Well mostly my dad... He's like, clingy and always calls me embarrassing nicknames like Pen Pen." There's also a line where she says, "Yeah...in the end. But I had to put up with his ultra-mega-annoying dad talk to do it." which is in line with Peony's way of talking as he says "ultra-mega" multiple times during Crown Tundra.

>>57995701
Oh shit forgot about that one. also I've heard some try to argue it makes no sense given how dark skinned her dad is yet they forget his wife is white, plus Peonia is a lighter tone than he is anyway.

>>57995708
Yeah but Penny is even whiter than her mom. It doesn't really make sense.

>>57995717
Because she doesn't go outside.

>>57995964
It's pretty impossible to have whiter skin than both of your parents. Unless she has albinism, which I guess is possible if she dyes her hair.

>>57995983
>It's pretty impossible to have whiter skin than both of your parents
I do because the sun never sees me.

>>57995983
Bitch I used to fucking GLOW IN THE DARK because of how little sun I got. I was certainly lighter than both of my parents.

>>57992261
>And by the way, I don't wanna hear it from the gender who can literally just go to the gym and become a chad!
Try a few months, when you're at your peak physically(15.) It becomes exponentially harder over time.
>Literally workout for a few days a week and have a decent job, and you can score with like 80 percent of women.
That's not even the problem though. If incels wanted to "score", they could just PAY a prostitute to do so, just like how you could hire a male prostitute and stop being a femcel. Actually, being rich is a major qualifier, not really being physically fit. I've seen some FUGLY bastards get a lot from just being rich. They want to be married and have a happy family, something that the majority of women don't APPEAR to want to do. Heavy emphasis on appearance though, women definitely want that, they just struggle.
The appearance is only half the wider problem. People like me are more scared of the legal ramifications if things go wrong(and they seem often do these days, even for "Chad Perfectus the 3rd" himself.) Prenups can be annulled, child courts nearly always prioritize the woman over the man, men are put in debtor's prison over not being able to pay bankruptcy-level child support, and so on.
Even ignoring marriage, it only takes one accusation for men to be thrown under the bus entirely. I saw someone's life nearly get ruined from the sideline while I was at my first college because someone accused this innocent shy man of sexual harassment out of nowhere. The dean was helping try to navigate him out of the situation, and it was barely enough to save him. Men are actively discriminated against by HR in general too, resulting in disproportionate outcomes for /most/ cases.
The whole situation is tragically not ideal for anyone.

>for 50 bucks
Try 50 cents.

>>57996062
>>57996158
Is one of your parents NATURALLY brown though? Peony is clearly not just tan.

>>57996161
I have a black friend who is lighter than his parents for the same reason. He stays inside 24/7 and doesn't get sun at all.

>>57996185
Again, it's about natural (non-tanned) skin. If his parents would also never go outside they would probably have the same complexion as him.

>>57992197 (OP)
>actually has friends
She ain't me

>>57992261
>be female
>men will go to war to die for you
silence, hole.

>>57995717
Game Freak doesn't know what mulattoes look like

>>57996161
>Is one of your parents NATURALLY brown though
No.

>>57992197 (OP)
And she even has an absolute shit haircut like me

>>57992261
>Literally workout for a few days a week and have a decent job, and you can score with like 80 percent of women.

Literally exist and you can score with like 80 percent of men. Eat properly, do some very light exercise and you can score with 95%.

>Sure maybe some CEO sees the girl working at Target at the checkout and saves her. But for most of us that will LITERALLY never happen.

Now this the bit where the truth really slips. You're immediately thinking on the CEO.

Contrary to what you may think, despite we have our tastes, we won't *demand* a woman to fulfill them. Yes, every man dreams with the hot gigastacy, but we aren't locked to that standard. Almost no guy will say no to anyone below - even if some claim otherwise, given the chance most man will say yes to most women.

That's what sets us apart, a woman sets a standard and won't even acknowledge the existence of lesser men. You think men have it easy because you're only looking at the 5% of men that have it easy. The rest are just NPCs for you, they don't exist, they aren't even human.

Be honest with yourself, you will never settle down with a guy as weird as you. And if you would you'd never be happy, because men at your own level disgust you. Deep down you feel you deserve better, whereas men aren't even allowed to deserve better.

>>57995983
>It's pretty impossible to have whiter skin than both of your parents
Nope, genetics aren't that straightforward.
Very high chance Penny's skin is the same as her mom, except her mom gets sunlight. And in regards to Peony, being brown doesn't mean he can't have some dormant white skin genes. If he passes down those genes, combine with his wife's and you get a white girl. Add the lack of sunlight and you have an even whiter girl
But albinism is a possibility too, since albinoes pretty often have gray eyes and bad eyesight. (Red eyes aren't common at all and only appear sometimes in photos with flash)

So... is femanon going to post her butthole or should I go jack off to Sylveon porn?

>>57996700
post your butthole for her first, it's only fair

>>57996336
>Literally exist and you can score with like 80 percent of men.
I'm sure I could score with 100 percent of men if they're horny or desperate enough. Thats not my issue. I already said it, I can get men. That isn't the issue, its keeping men, and keeping worthwhile men. Its that there are so many many many men that its overwhelming. And its not like I get unlimited tries to just keep going at it over and over. Its hard to know who to trust, who's just using you, and who actually cares about you outside of just sex. Just because a guy is willing to slum it with me when he's horny doesn't mean anything.

I've already tried too many times I think, and... I just want to work on improving myself now. I don't begrudge men anything, I know you all have your own struggles. But pretending like the only thing that matters is sex completely misses the point.

Congrats for pointing out that dick is cheap, and that men throw themselves at you when they're desperate, but it doesn't last, and they rarely stick around after. Theres never no strings to anything, when guys start getting clingy, start trying to buy you shit, and then after the fact shoving you against the wall and telling you that you OWE them sex now. And thats hardly the worst example either.

Men are not altruistic, they're not all innocent people just looking for connections, and a lot of them are scum fucking rotten, which is why they end up in prison or jail. 95 percent of the prison population is male.

>>57992197 (OP)
I got bored waiting on legit pokemon ZA news and stumbled arcoss this toxic pokemon blog.
https://pokemonblog.com/2020/01/09/you-can-now-visit-wedgehurst-station-to-encounter-klara-in-pokemon-sword-avery-in-pokemon-shield-and-galarian-slowpoke-from-the-isle-of-armor-in-pokemon-sword-and-shield/comment-page-1/#comments

Women's lives are easier than Pokemon games

>>57996198
My parents are both mixed race and my brother is whiter than all of us, probably because in the genetic lottery he got more of the European DNA that both of my parents had I suppose

>>57996704
>I can get men
Then you're not a femcel.

>>57996704
this is such a stereotypical foid post, I don't even know where to begin

>>57992197 (OP)
I'm not built for getting gangbanged by my __eons thougheverbeit

>>57996704
i know this thread is off topic and dont want to get involved but isnt it true that men also have to deal with women not sticking around while also NOT having women throw themselves at you?

its kind of like saying "oh this water is only tap water I need filtered water" to somebody dying of thirst

>>57996704
>start trying to buy you shit
back when i had girlfriends I used to like buying presents because it was fun to give to people and make them happy, but then I realized they always expected me to bring them presents and wouldn't touch me if I didn't bring an offering first.

Then after I gave up on dating I started hearing girls talk about how disgusted they were by guys who bought them presents so if I ever date again I'm going to remember to never buy anyone anything again.

>>57996960
Chad doesn't need to buy women anything to get them to put out, and they don't want to put out for non-chads regardless of what they do, so spending money on a woman is a pointless waste that signals to her that you're desperate.

>>57996336
>The rest are just NPCs for you, they don't exist, they aren't even human.
Now I understand why roasties are pushing hard to have raep sentences extended on par with murder.

>>57996982
In the eyes of a woman, the simple act of being a non-chad and wanting to have sex her is the most heinous crime imaginable, far worse than mass murder.

>>57996978
the thing that makes me feel the stupidest was that I was in 3 subsequent 3 year relationships, all three of which made the deal that we'd wait for marriage, and all three of which immediately changed their minds after breaking up with me for their next boyfriends. One of them even cheated on me with the guy who cheated on her before she got with me.

a decade of being expected to put in all the work in relationships and still never had a girl want to fuck me. I went to a therapist for a bit they didn't believe me at first that a guy could have experienced nothing but abusive relationships and kept trying to get me to admit that I'd been the abuser.

I've given up on ever being happy but I'd warn people that if a girl doesn't put out within the first couple of dates she's using you. Don't listen to >>57996704 they literally, unironically do owe you sex as part of a healthy relationship. Withholding affection is a type of domestic abuse.

I would rather they'd been physically violent with me because instead I was taught that love is something transactional that you can only ever get by giving up everything for somebody else an never expecting anything back. If I got into a relationship now I don't know if I could ever actually love a girl without trying to hurt her the way I was hurt or if I'd fall right back into letting myself get abused again.

>>57994625
Well someone drew that picture of Penny, it's clearly meant to be erotic, that alone proves that there are people to whom that body type appeals.

why did the incels from /r9k/ come over to this thread dude -.-

>>57997037
>they literally, unironically do owe you sex
No they don't. You just have to be a chad and they'd give it to you for free. They don't owe shit to simp losers.

>>57996704
Sis you're just fucking stupid (or larping)
It's so fucking easy to filter the garbage men from the worthwhile ones
Literally just grow a spine and don't get sweet talked into a relationship by an obviously lying sack of shit
You seem like of those girls with low self esteem who immediately fall for a guy once they give you affection, like damn bitch check out their personality first, it's no rocket science

>>57996704
I'm sorry but you are very dumb. I don't want to see your butthole anymore Have a nice day.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Don't have hair that looks like a failed Pepsi logo
>Don't wear shitty clothes
>My Sylveon is male
I'm glad I'm not Penny, Jesus Christ. Second worst girl in recent games, only surpassed by Marnie and her retarded half-shaved hair. The fat rapper bitch is more appealing than Penny.

>>57996949
>its kind of like saying "oh this water is only tap water I need filtered water" to somebody dying of thirst
Suppose you're trying to make an anime. You need to hire animators, and scene directors, and basically an entire team of people who know exactly what they're doing in order to make your anime as good as it can be.

There might be some really nice applicants, (or at least applicants who SEEM nice at first). But ultimately, you're trying to get an anime made. You don't have time to fuck around and hire people who don't have what you're looking for in order for you to make your vision come true.

You also have a deadline to get that anime made, you don't have forever to fuck around and search either. So whoever you come across thats the best qualified and willing to work with you, thats who gets picked. And thats the bottom line.

Its not cruel, its prudent. Incels are also generally more attractive than they give themselves credit for, and are by and large actually volcels. They also have a vision for their life, and compromising on your vision, is the death of your dreams, and the death of your soul.

All these men who say "I would literally do ANYTHING for a woman" are lying, because they're not doing the Saitama workout regiment, they're not grindsetting like they should be. If they were they'd literally have their pick of any woman they want.

>>57996982
>they aren't even human.
It isn't that you aren't a person, its that you're not a prospect.
>pushing hard to have raep sentences extended on par with murder.
And with you doing rape apologia its not hard to see why you're not far along with women.

>>57996998
Do you really need someone to explain to you why rape is bad?

>>57997084
Easy to have a spine when you've got the back of an ox.

>>57997116
I'll see you at 9pm when you're bored and horny and message me with "Hiiii :)"

>>57997326
Why are you even doing all that? Do you crave attention from random anons on this shithole of a website? Spare us the the foreplay and show boobs already, that will surely speed the process.

I wonder if she realizes that the reason why she doesn't get good prospects is because it's just not a desirable option to get into a long term relationship, period.

>>57997326
>Easy to have a spine when you've got the back of an ox.
The fuck does that mean?

>>57997367
She only had to show her stinky butthole and saggy tits and she'd get 50 good prospect anons in her DMs. It's literally that easy for women.

>>57996910
Sounds like quitter talk, all the other trainers look at you differently now.

>>57997470
It means that when you're strong its easy to be brave. Its why only men bark about things like honor. Easy to stand your ground and never cower when your body doesn't tremble, when your entire body is big, and made of sturdy muscle. How easy it is for you to lumber around and act tough.

>>57997981
If a mans only concern is seeing my body he's worthless to me. If I have to expose myself and grovel before a bunch of men just to find someone, I don't think I could live with that. A prospect that sees who I am, and could see my soul, that would be worth much more to me.

You've never seen it before have you? That hungry look men get in their eyes, the way they glaze over. And you can see the way their eyes trace along your body, and the man-trance they get into when they lose themselves to their lust.
Maybe you were getting to know them, and they seemed friendly at first. You think for once, maybe you could let your guard down. Maybe this time, it'll be different. But then you see it, that fucking look in their eyes. And you know right away, that he's exactly the fucking same as all the others...

I'm sure you understand now, why I can't trust men.

>>57998319
"Growing a spine" doesn't mean physical strength at all you genius
It means to have some self-respect, to be confident, to stand your ground, to not bow down to others
You can be a meager little skeleton and still stand up for yourself, it's a mental thing
And I'm a woman too smartypants, I'm weak as shit I'm just not stupid enough to be treated like shit by some retard moid
Starting to think you really are larping
Either way, get help

>>57997326
Thanks for confirming that you're an actual biocunt femoid and not some troon larping as one, now I can go full Kazakhstan on you…
If we had truly lived in a patriarchy like the proto-Tumblr feminazis told you, raping a hole-owner would be considered as more akin to shoplifting more than anything else - unless you'd get knocked up, which then should result in a forced marriage just like it used to happen back in the day (before everybody with voting rights fell for jewish mind tricks).

>>57997326
Hiiii :) I'm horny
Post butthole plz?

>>57998975
I'm 99.9% sure OP is actually penny. so just go find some hentai of her dude.

>>57992197 (OP)
She is the next digimon anime protagonist

>>57999022
Almost like this kind of character design is trendy and /pol/tards complaining about Penny have lost touch with reality huh?

>>57999022
this is just that twink from fossil fighters

>>57999022
>>57999840
No surprise she is like penny personality and lore too lol

>>57999881
*He

I found a femcel gf on this website 4 years ago and we're getting married this winter lol

being single is a choice

>>57999966
Are you that annoying guy from Discord who's a zoophile with a GF who's a paedophile?
How can I also get this lucky too?

>>57999966
I wouldn't be so proud of marrying a tranny son.

>>57992261
Ok but why specifically Canada?

>>57992197 (OP)
I can't become a millionaire overnight by just flying to Dubai and letting some degenerate oil sheikhs shit in my mouth thougheverbeit.

>>57992261
>Pretty women, have life easier.
And pretty men too - that's why I genuinely believe we should kill anybody who isn't considered 8/10 and above from both genders, so that only the most beautiful people on existance would remain on this planet.
IDGAF if that will reduce humanity by 90% and I'd be part of such continent-sized compost heap, I hate being alive only from a contractual obligation to my family anyways.

>>58001554
Lysandre is that you?

>>57997326
Women treating dates like job interviews for men is why men are so pissed off about dating. We’ve had enough of this shit trying to get a job, and now you want us to put forth all the fucking effort in trying to start a relationship? Fuck off

>>58002089
Truly the fact that one gender is endowed with an invaluable, unearned treasure at birth that the other gender is forced to crave and grovel for lest they be deemed pathetic incels, is proof that God is a woman, and she hates us.

Don't want to be objectified, possessed, or even raped and turned into property? Maybe don't hit that cheat code before spawning in to give yourself inherent value. Same as any shitty shonen self insert anime where Generic Protagonist is worthless except for being granted the power to level countries with his mind. That genre is popular because we all secretly wish we had the absurd value that any woman has at birth instead of being worthless beings good only for our wallets.

>>58002089
>>58002152
You must think I'm a fucking idiot or something. Did you think somehow I didn't notice that every time a woman gets posted ANYWHERE on 4chan, even if its just a drawing of a woman, she's immediately getting sized up and put on a rating scale. It was like that growing up, where I was arbitrarily given a value on the scale. My entire being just some fucking number.

And I'd say that not giving men inherent value worked out pretty well for men because they tend to strive harder and achieve more than they likely have any right to otherwise, and that doesn't even account for all the physical biological advantages.

Men start out losing in their early 20's but then by their 30s/40s they basically run the show and can have as many women as they want. Skill dependent sure. But you sit a thousand monkeys with typewriters in a room and eventually you get Shakespeare.

A woman is simply a woman. I'm sure you've seen the cop videos of female cops getting thrown around like ragdolls, or other such "women incompetence" videos which show that we're just not as good as men 90 percent of the time. Do you have any fucking idea how embarrassing that is? To know that I was born weaker, and shittier than a man, that the best I could possibly aspire to, even if I became a CEO would be to be some dudes cock wallet?

>Wow you can get ahead in life by being a mans cockslave
>If you just give away whatevers left of your dignity you get the prize of being a mans personal pet

>>58002260
Being valueless is... le good!

One gender being forced to work harder is not a good thing for that gender even if it does mean that by sheer happenstance some of them make the big time.

Ask all the promising high school athletes who worked their asses off and got nothing to show for it but a burger king job and kneecap replacements at 30. The possibility of *someday* having worth means little compared to guaranteed reward in hand.

And not every guy is born big, or have you missed all the manlet/low T/so yboy memes out there? Of course you haven't, im sure you've laughed and shared them.

>>58002260
You should not be a slave, no. But don't act like you don't have an advantage. What the fuck am I even saying though, this is clearly just some larper bait by a homosexual male pretending to be a woman. No actual woman would call herself shittier than a man. Weaker, maybe, but never shittier.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
>Toxic
>Nerd
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
>Her diet is terrible
>Terrible hygiene
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
I'm none of those
>>Her room is a mess
okay you got me there

I want an autistic gf like Penny or Marley so bad, bros. I just want to hold hands with someone like that and talk about stuff like vidya, writing, and storytelling for hours, and maybe give each other ear play while cuddling.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
I guess
>Toxic
No
>Nerd
Can't even argue this by very of being here.
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
God no
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
Not an edgelord.
>room is a mess
Room is barely big enough to make a mess.
>diet is terrible
No arguing that.
>Terrible hygiene
I try my best, but I think that previous bullet point may be what makes it difficult.
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
Projection.

>>58002260
>You must think I'm a fucking idiot or something
We all do

>>58002260
>female cops getting thrown around like ragdolls
Not my fault that affirmative action doesn't exist in objective reality and you somehow kept believing in the lies of liberal accademians for this long.

>>58002551
I know this is extreme fiction to show that cops also get a really bad fucking time, but what kind of idiot walks up to a group of criminals, obviously outnumbered and overpowered, without any backup, and most importantly: leverage? She was actually looking to get trashed. Being raped is bad, but she could've been easily killed.

Ya’ll think she smokes or vapes like a zoomer?

>>58002575
100% vapes. And chastise vapers saying that they are too cowardly to actually smoke.

>>57999966
Nigger I've been looking for a gf from this site since 2013

>>58002578
Yeah, that tracks. Probably menthol only and sneers at the fruity flavors

>>58002471
I've got a NEET gf that plays vidya all day and draws porn. It's nice. No ear nibbling though which sucks because I love it.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
Yep
>Toxic
Nope, I'm very optimistic and supportive
>Nerd
Yep
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
Nope, I always shoot for a balanced team with unique movesets
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
Yep
>Her room is a mess
Nope, I'm very neat
>Her diet is terrible
Nope, I cook and eat well
>Terrible hygiene
Nope, I take good care of myself
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
Nope, pokemon aren't real :(

>>58002281
>Being valueless is... le good!
Value is arbitrary anyways. Bunch of assholes who think they can decide what your worth is. Maybe you're finally waking up to the truth.

>One gender being forced to work harder is not a good thing
Then don't. Die, starve out. This world doesn't care if you suffer. For every 100 women born, there's a 107 men born. And most of them die out in stupid ways. But it all evens out in the end. Don't blame society when even nature made you disposable by default.

If you're strong you live, if you're weak you die. That is the only true law of this world. Everything else is just windowdressing.

>>58002292
But we are inferior. I've been on this website for 8 years now. I've seen what you people post, and the truth about our role in the world. You're trying to trick me. You people will go on and on about men going through modern "humiliation rituals". My entire life has been a humiliation ritual. In the end we can only ever lose.

>>58002551
This right here. The truth, the woman gets beaten down. Because in the end the only thing that ever mattered was strength. Because for all of mens talk about honor, and fairness, and everyone doing their part, they want theirs. Some simpering woman nude and humiliated at their feet. Doing their chores for them while they play video games. While they do important things, I am supplementary to his existence.

Someone earlier suggested if I show myself to men, I'd have 50 prospects lined up. Yeah, 50 people who see me as a whore they can pump cum into. You really think I'd ever accept that as an outcome?

>>58002647
>You really think I'd ever accept that as an outcome?
Lady, you are on the internet. Don't sell yourself so highly.

>>58002647
Oh, you're pulling from US as the truth of this world.
Dear god, 4chan's still fringe, even if it's become milquetoast in comparison to some locations on the internet. We do not represent the majority, even if we do hold some opinions that the majority hold.
The fact is, what the majority is /is/ frustrated. Men and women are both being denied their biological purpose to procreate and completing each other, and few understand why. Some were brainwashed into doing so. Others chose to retreat after being hurt so much. Others still will just be spurned forever more.
The fact you view this role, of completing a man, as "supplementary," speaks volumes to how the majority have failed women, even outside of this accursed website that you should not take world views from. Our roles in life are complementary, it is not a one-sided relationship. The man provides, the woman makes a home, that's how humanity has evolved.
Get off 4chan. Take a break from the internet. Talk with people, get to know them. Leave your preconceptions at the door. You'll find that the situation is not nearly as bad as you think.

>>58002260
>>58002647
Girl where do you pick up your men? The Rightwing Gooners Discord?

You're clearly spending way too much time online and in the wrong spaces, all you see are miserable men who hate women and only like them when they are 2D and with big tits and ass
Literally log the fuck off, stop doomscrolling, stop reading the "opinions" of schizoid males who have been brain poisoned by a false sense of masculinity from con artists
You're no better than all the misogynist incels who convinced themselves that every woman is a soulless demon because their monkey brain cannot understand that 100 examples of instagram whores being dumb whores doesn't mean that even just 1% of women are like that
You do the exact same mistake they go except in the other direction
You surround yourself with scum and then you're surprised why you're being treated like dirt
LOG OFF
STOP USING DATING APPS
GO OUTSIDE
GET A REAL HOBBY THAT MAKES YOU INTEACT WITH REAL PEOPLE

This goes for you as well as the incels who gaslit themselves into thinking that women aren't human, ironically

this thread is a great argument against women's rights

>>58002717
>get a real hobby
... Mm, that's a bit of a struggle for me. Most of my hobbies can done at home. I considered trying to find a game store that had a tournament room or something that I could relax in, or an arcades, but I've got no real way to make programming a social hobby. And those are kind of my only hobbies.
I guess give examples of "real hobbies"?

>>58002647
I could be your ideal partner, not going to elaborate since you aren't going to believe me and I also don't want to be in a relationship right now, but felt like saying it anyway. I hope you can find someone someday.

Not reading any of this except the short replies to my shit posts but I can tell by the amount of capslock, quotes, and length of posts this thread is absolutely awful.

>>58002784
>I could be your ideal partner,
6 feet, 6 figures, 6 inches? because otherwise, no you couldn't

Pokemon?

>>58002773
Arts and crafts, photography, music (doesn't have to be an instrument, could also be something like going to concerts or festivals) literally any kind of sport (ideally one you play in a team)
If it HAS to be nerd shit then you can go for board games

>>58002790
Who started this 666 meme? The only one of those that should be remotely hard for a first world male is 6 figures and even that isn’t *too hard*. 6inches is a low bar if you aren’t indian and 6ft is average for non-subhuman races. Dunno latinx stats, but those are easy for any white man who isn’t obese (fat will “hide” your dick, subtracting length and compact your spine, shortening you) or grew up malnorished

>>58002797
lol
and this doesn't even account for race, appearance, dick size, etc

>>58002797
satan

>>58002801
Dunno homie, I can only speak from my experience of living in White People City, White State, US. Lotta tall people here and I assume their dicks are around my size if they’re around my height

>>58002647
>This world doesn't care if you suffer.
You are wrong. Fasting wouldn't work otherwise.

>>58002807
Brown hands typed this post.

>>58002773
You could go watch movies, or walk around in the park. Not even exercise, just a nice gay stroll.
Or maybe visit your local public library, avoid the hobos and metheads, and find a local book club (that may not be about anime/manga).
You'd be surprised about what you can find walking around.

>>58002812
Luckily no, there was one black kid in my high school and he was one of those african adoption kids. Probably 40 mexicans out of ~1000

>>58002816
Brown hands also typed this post.

>>58002792
>arts and crafts
I don't suppose drawing is considered "arts and crafts" here, but I've been trying to get into drawing. The problem is that I can never get over the perspective hurtle and that makes me lose all confidence.
>photography
Oh hey, something I can actually do. I have a knack for it...
>music and sports
Eh, not my interest, but perhaps.
>if it HAS to be nerd shit then you can go for board games
To be honest I grow increasingly frustrated by the lack of couch co-op in modern games(also modern match making.) Nerd shit used to be EASY to find friends with. Go down to your nearest non-chain gameshop with your game console and have fun.
All this to say, I don't enjoy board games as much as I do videogames, but I might have to... Or I could make a few couch co-op games.

>>58002814
>watch movies
>or visit your local public library
... how does going into an environment where you're expected to shut the fuck up make finding social connections easier? I'm genuinely curious, I've never considered the prospect before.
>or walk around in the park
I do sometimes go on walks, but I almost never see anyone at my local parks. Also not sure how I'm supposed to start a good conversation from that point, but I'm in a better position there then I am in the library or movie theatre.

>>58002826
Indian cope

>>58002832
This post, too, was typed by brown hands.

>>58002831
>I don't suppose drawing is considered "arts and crafts" here
It is actually, drawing is technically how I found my husband
It's mostly pure grinding, keep doing it and you'll get better, there is no trick to it
Use references, google things you don't understand

>>58002836
Oh. Well then. I shall continue to work on improving my skills that don't appear to improve beyond my pre-K levels.

>>58002831
Save the guy from his friend that is spoiling him everything. You'll have TWO friends.
As for reading, ask politely about any subject. Someone will have a "I must rant" syndrome at the ready. Just let them talk, and listen what you could care about. Invite them a beer after that. Or a soda.

>>58002850
It's normal for foids to be unable to develop any skills that are not related to sex or psychological manipulation, don't beat yourself up.

>>58002859
Kill yourself

>>57992197 (OP)
Would you eat and digest Cynthia if you were penny

Cynthia's left fot twitched to the warm tongue touching it, before Penny did the same thing in reverse and coated Cynthia's bare fet in a thick coat of warm saliva. Penny finally closed her mouth, while putting a hand to her bloated neck.

The last audible gulp sounded with Cynthia's twitching feet sliding down. The powerful woman was left at the top, squished into a tight ball right under her breasts
Penny's tongue flopped out, as she was huffing loudly with visible clouds of air coming out. Penny was stuffed, with a giant gut multiple times her own size. Clair, Melony and Cynthia were all tightly packed away, with their thick curves on display. Penny slid her Eevee backpack off, opening the top and stuffing Cynthia's shoes inside. While doing that, she stretched to the side and took Melony's hat as well. Penny heard the snapping of a picture and looked around her, seeing a crowd of people. “O-oh…” Muttered Penny, flipping her hood up and turning around. Penny was bright red, as her hunger had caused a huge scene. Penny was waddling, as three thick women really added a lot of weight. Penny took her time getting back, making her gut sway from side to side. No one could see her face, but Penny had a really devious look on her face. A grin and blush from feeling so full from the grade A meat sitting in her stomach. “Fuck~. They keep moving around, I'm going to mmfff really punish them when I get back.” Thought Penny. Penny was heading upstairs, as her stomach let out roars and gurgles that echoed in the halls.
Inside of Penny's tight, smelly stomach, the three powerful women felt the gut trying to work them down. All of them could barely breathe, let alone move. Clair felt Melony and Cynthia crushing her, making her knees dig into her tits. “PLEASE!!! PLEASE MOVE AAAGHH!!!” Yelled Clair. Melony couldn't do a thing, trying to stretch the belly walls with her butt, only to feel a sudden smack.

>>58002865
Uh oh, exposed! A real foid would've called me a virgin incel loser. You're just a troon!

>>58002859
... you know I'm kicking myself for not saying NTA because I am a man and I bet you're not the only one who thinks I'm the OP or whatever.

“KYA!! That young lady!! H-how did she even manage to fit us all in her stomach?!” Yelled Melony. Cynthia didn't have an answer, trying to move at the top. “IT DOESN'T MATTER!! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SHIT FOR SOME TEEN YOU BETTER KEEP FIGHTING!!” Yelled Cynthia. The women were all in disarray, but the acid made it worse. Penny's potent stomach acid was running down the walls and dripping on their bodies. The pain was immediate, as Clair screamed at the bottom. “MY ASS REALLY BURNS!!” Screamed Clair. That burning sensation started to spread, as the grunting and yelling of women trying to figure a way out of their predicament turned into erratic screaming of pain and agony.
Ten minutes of waddling and stumbling back to her dorm room, Penny finally saw the door. “Yes fi-Said Penny, belching up Cynthia's hair ribbons. A girl was next to her when it happened and looked at Penny with a scared look. Penny kept on moving, as the girl ran off terrified. Penny reached her dorm, unlocking the door and casually walking in, at least she tried. The fat belly rammed against the frame, making the girls yelp. “Fuck…” Muttered Penny. Penny pushed hard, grunting in pain as her stomach was confined in the door. “COME ON!!! BELLY!! GET THROUGH!!” Thought Penny.
Bones were violently crushed by the door, but with Clair's legs snapping at her knees, the gut managed to pop through. The horrid cries of pain kept on going, but Penny ignored them and closed the door behind her. Penny kicked her boots off and removed her skirt, before sliding her socks off and letting her sweaty feet breathe. Sweat was dripping off her gut and face. “Fucking finally…” Said Penny, sitting on her bed and leaning back. The gut sloshed, with a wave of boiling hot acid splashing on them.
Now that Penny was all alone, she smiled, as she could do whatever she wanted. “Who knew a pack of thick sluts would just be waiting for me~.” Moaned Penny, grabbing Cynthia's bulging tits and squeezing as hard as she could.

She did have a nice rack, nice enough for Penny to grab and play with for a second. She violated Cynthia, humiliating the strongest woman in the entire world in front of a group of people that had gathered to watch this unfold.
SSSLLLRRPP UULLLPP GUUULLLP
Cynthia's fat chest was crammed into Penny's cheeks, with each tit making a defined bulge. Penny slathered the cleavage in saliva, before turning those cheek lumps into neck lumps with a single UULLPP.
Cynthia was starting to bulge from the pale tummy, with her arms sliding down Melony's back. The muffled cries of the blonde woman kept falling deeper, as Penny kept swallowing her whole like just another meal. Penny finished her torso off, having completely released the woman from captivity of being crushed. Penny grabbed the thick rear, squishing the cheeks together and making them jiggle in front of the few people getting a perfect view on the other side of the iron bars.
GGGLLLRRKK GGGGUUULLLPPP
Cynthia's thick booty was crammed into the slimy space, with her clothing sticking to her ass and thighs. The saliva made Cynthia's clothing all wet and slimy, ruining the expensive fabric. Penny tilted her head back, watching Cynthia kick her legs around for dear life.
SSSSSSSSSLLLLLLRRRPPPPPPP
Cynthia's bulge was curling right on top of the other two, with Cynthia's screaming face making the pale flesh move around. Cynthia was reduced to just feet wiggling outside of Penny's mouth. Penny pulled both of Cynthia's high heels off, placing them neatly on her belly. The feet sank past her lips, but Penny didn't finish them off. Penny's wet, pink tongue licked down the front of Cynthia's right foot, getting to her toes. Penny moaned, licking between each toe, curling it around her big toe, before going down the back of her foot. Penny stopped at the heel, moving her tongue over to the left fot.

S-stop!” Sobbed Melony, as Penny flattened her tits and swallowed them in one UULLLPP. Melony looked at the gray eyes shielded by the round glasses and shuddered, seeing absolutely no remorse. Melony sobbed, as her hat fell off and Penny shoved the rest of her away.
SSLLLLLRRPP UUUUULLLLLPPP
Penny gulped, slurping the hair like it was a big noodle. Melony went down, turning into a second fat bulge, tightly squished against Clair. Their butts were stacked on each other, with their thick cheeks making huge bulges. “Mmm, so yummy. I'm not full though.” Said Penny, looking over at Cynthia, who finally was blinking and feeling better. Penny got up, huffing as the weight had almost tripled with Melony's fat ass inside her. Cynthia used the black iron bars of the gate to stand up, rubbing her left eye at the same time. “Now little girl! That was ru-EEEP!!” Yelped Cynthia, as her lower half was crushed against the bars. She flopped forward, grunting in pain. Cynthia noticed Melony was gone and a second bulge had been added to Penny's belly. “What…this is crazy.” Said Cynthia. “No, I'm just hungry.” Said Penny, stuffing both of Cynthia's hands in her mouth.
SSSLLLLRRPP UUUUULLLLPPP
Penny gulped Cynthia to her elbows, letting Cynthia free enough to drag her body across her gut. “YOU!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!!” Yelled Cynthia.
Those were Cynthia's last words she got out to the world, before all she could see was slimy flesh. Her face was eaten, followed by her head. Penny's tongue plopped against her cheek, slathering her in saliva and making her grossed out. “YOU DISGUST ME!!!” Yelled Cynthia, but she was already muffled.
UUUUULLLPPP GGGLLLLRRKKKK
Her head dove into Penny's gullet, crushing her skull and almost breaking her nose. Cynthia's screaming face bulged from the thin neck and muffled insults came from there. Penny didn't care to hear them, swallowing more and reaching Cynthia's bouncy chest.

Penny's gut was outrageously loud and the girls in the dorms to her left and right could hear the churning. Penny pulled and twisted Cynthia's nipples, teasing the blonde inside. The muffled whimpering of the woman made Penny shudder. “You're supposed to be so strong…but compared to my gut you're just a little pathetic worm~.” Moaned Penny, as her pussy was oozing all over her sheets. Penny couldn't get enough of her gut, which was making the experience worse for her meals. Inside of the stomach, Penny's acid was melting through their clothing easily. Clair's tight outfit was basically scraps and the acid was sloshing under her back. “GAAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!” Cried Clair, looking up at her legs that were bent from being broken. Cynthia wanted to keep her cool, but as Penny kept teasing her tits it was impossible. The acid melted her right nipple enough that Penny accidentally twisted it off with a goopy SQLRK. Cynthia screamed in pain, jabbing Melony in the shoulder with her elbow. A small chunk of flesh peeled off, showing a bit of bone. This went on for an hour, until all three girls were naked and their clothing was reduced to literally nothing. Digestion was slow and horrid, making sure the women suffered long before they had a chance to consider death.
Penny had her fun, sprawled on her bed and still at the beginning of digesting the fine ladies in her gut. A deep rumble sounded, as her gullet filled and neck bulged with just a round lump. Penny's cheeks ballooned out as much as when Clair's rear was inside of her maw.
BBBBBBBBBWWWWAAAARRRPPPP
A monstrous belch escaped her lips, literally shaking her room and causing some of her anime figurines to fall over. “Urf…that was a big one…”

>>58002791
the line between arcanine and r9k blurs by the day

Wake me up when anon decides to post her butthole.

>>58002592
You're so lucky! I've been trying to get back in the dating game after dropping 30 pounds. Women are also brutal on dating programs. It's soulcrushing going from women wanting to talk to me IRL- hell even men have come onto me- to getting practically no attention.

>>58002688
Complimentary huh? I want to believe, in a better relationship. Maybe you're right, and I should leave this website, or take a break.

>>58002717
You're right. I'm the same, but in the other direction. I've spent so long stewing in my hate, that I've become just as bitter as they are, if not more so.

>>58002784
>I could be your ideal partner, not going to elaborate since you aren't going to believe me
It isn't that I don't want to believe. It just hurts every time, to hope that maybe things will get better, things will improve if I just open myself up. But every time I look down and find myself bleeding when I get stabbed in the chest over and over.

>I hope you can find someone someday
Maybe someday. Maybe someday...

>>58003608
Your body count is the problem. Nobody wants to settle down with a public toilet.

>>58002592
>had a shut in GF that loved vidya for years
>over time she gets obsessed with pro tranny shit, becomes completely different person
>breaks up with me
Not the main reason she broke up with me, but it sure does make me hate progressives even more

>>58003666
>>over time she gets obsessed with pro tranny shit
>becomes completely different person
Could you elaborate? What does this mean exactly?

>>57992261
>know that femcels
They dont exist

>>58002573
>but what kind of idiot walks up to a group of criminals
A female cop

>>58003692
The tranny agenda brainwashed her. This is easier with females because they are more sensible to appeal to emotion.
Men only change if it can be proven in reality.
Men are more direct and physical, females are more indirect and emotional. I don't know how people don't know this. My fucking grandparents have been saying this, so we knew our roles. BACK THEN.

>>58003881
Thank you for explaining. I understand. Though I find the sentiment pretty harsh.

I'm open to understanding. Why must the gender roles be maintained as a strict binary? Why has "tranny" become the rights version of calling someone Hitler? Why do right wingers refuse to cede even a single inch on the trans thing to the point of severe derrangement?

I get that some trans people are mentally ill, or ugly. But lots of people tend to be. So that can't be the only reason. So I'm assuming because trans ideology muddies the waters and makes people believe they can become another gender, it complicates an unspoken social order.

But I ask you on an objective level, to what end, and why must the social order be maintained? Things weren't perfect, even before trans became a widespread thought pattern, so why is this the issue that sees people throw the biggest fuss over it?

>>58003958
NTA, but remember when it was brought up that "men and women are complementary?" This is because of humanity's sexual dimorphism. Our roles aren't the most concrete, but if you are to suddenly try to change roles in an established relationship without attempting to work things through, things go to shit.

I don't think anon's problem was necessarily that she went full in on transgenderism, it's the fact that she basically destroyed the relationship dynamics in the process of doing so(which is a regrettably common outcome when it comes to such ideological causes.)

Also, demonizing one's role also makes things go to shit and puts both sides at each other's throats. See: Literally the entirety of this thread.

>>58003958
>Why must the social order be maintained?
Because, realisticly, we weren't ready for such changes in the status quo.

Long ago men went to war and conquer, while the women stayed at home with the children. But does this meant they were lesser? Not really.
You see, many people skip the fact that all men are kings at their homes, but is the women who mantains the law. Why do you think the positive aspects of the nuclear family were always pushed? Because it was the way your family's name stayed afloat.
And this is not something like "oh, so you care what others say about you". Families where the father and the mother supported each other while raising their children were the ones who slowly remained in this world. Meanwhile, the men who beat their wives and drank/took drugs either end in prison or dying in a ditch; or the women who slept around ending alone, old, broken both of soul and pocket, and uglier than sin.
Times changed with the evolution of our intelligence. We suddenly have machines that made having families with over 10 children obsolete or a risk, medicine that mantains our bodies in top shape even beyond our 70s and 80s, and then changing the social structure as we know it so everybody is equal regarldess of achievement.
We damn ourselves too quickly, and just now we are realizing it. Women deserve to vote and have a voice? Yes. Men can pick things that aren't seen as "manly"? Yes. Should people desire for same sex individuals or change it? If they can afford and allow it.

But here's the thing: only because you can, doesn't mean that you should.
Women who start to work and vote are feed fake ideas of different pay grades or different treatment in working enviroments.
Men are chastised by being either "too girly", or being "toxic" by showing generic masculine traits.
As for the homos and transexuals, they have been weaponized for both sides of politics just to say "see? We are better than those guys!"

Cont

>>58004018
You can not believe me, or refuse to do it, but truth be told: you were lied. You were given fake enemies, fake allies, fake icons and idols.
Everything must be political, everything must be inclusive, and everything must be gatekeeped. Deny those who tell you they are different from you, but support those who you are told to support. Look at the screen, never beyond. And always give your well earned rewards to those who never deserved to even bother to win something.
You have been lied, you have been robbed, but worst of all: you have been used. Should things go back how they were before? No. Devolution ends in stagnancy, followed by death. But maybe we should stop for a moment, before we realize we no longer have a home to go back to.

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
Nope
>Toxic
I do not infact produce toxins
>Nerd
Nuh uh
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
Wrong
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
Is Anonymous edgy?
>Her room is a mess
My room is spotless
>Her diet is terrible
I'm pescatarian, so I like to think my diet is ok
>Terrible hygiene
I floss
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
Pokemon aren't real

>>58002573
>Being raped is bad
Only when it's not a Chad doing the raping.
>she could've been easily killed
The literally retarded bear experiment proved that most modern women preffer death over unwanted sex, but then again they also believe that there wouldn't be any wars under a matriarchy.

>>57998319
no offense but your soul seems as black as the dark side of the moon, you seem to have so much hate in your heart it's no wonder you can't find any prospects. all any good man wants is someone who will show him even the slightest sliver of care in an ice cold world that raises boys from birth to death to have no emotions, to just "man up" and take everything thrown them no matter how unfair, to just tough shit out.
like i have to be real - and make no mistake i'm most generally on your side because a lot of men straight up do not acknowledge women as equals or even as fellow people - but you certainly would not be a prospect for me and i'm like 28 and still a virgin. you strike me as someone very mean, and i hope you can work through it somehow because there is almost no reason good enough to hate your fellow man.
i was mean and bitter once too, now i'm at peace with myself, even if i'm old and lonely and beaten down by the world. i meet people at the level they're at, i accept people as they are, i don't carry hate around in my heart, shit i don't even hold grudges anymore i just forgive people and it's made life so much easier. there is so much pain in me, i just recognize that it's nobody else's problem but mine and i can live with that. i hope you can learn to do the same.

>>57992261
>femcels are closer than you think
If any of them have BPD, then I wouldn't dare to fuck them even if they're already dead from a drug cocktail overdose.
All of this could've been avoided if you simply stayed at CrystalCafe where you belong.

>>58004299
>no offense but your soul seems as black as the dark side of the moon, you seem to have so much hate in your heart
that describes pretty much all foids

>>58004393
It really doesn't, you also just have a repulsive soul black as coal

>>58004266
>then again they also believe that there wouldn't be any wars under a matriarchy
There's a research that found out that across European history queens were like 40% more likely to start wars compared to kings lel

Is this entire thread a roastie complaining no CHAD wants to settle for her and marry her?

>>58004508
Yes

>>58004508
Not quite, it's a pseudo-femcel who hates all men and is then surprised that she can't find a man she likes.
It's funny cause that's also how 90% of incels think.
>I can't get a gf because I NEED a catholic virgin tradwife who is at least 9/10 and will love me unconditionally and basically act like she's my mom except I can also have sex with her whenever I want but SOCIETY denies me my God-given privilege, and that's why I hate women now
It's basically that situation but reversed, she thinks every single man thinks like this and that's why she can't find someone she likes.

Maybe it's also just a huge LARP, who knows. It does almost reek of falseflagging.

>>58004573
She can't be a femcel when she admitted to fucking multiple dudes.

What sets Penny apart from veepenis is that she's not obese.

>>58004508
Pretty much yeah.
>wtf I keep choking on a different chad's cock every week but none of them want to marry me or even care about me at all because they'r fucking 20 other whores just like me on the side, I'm such a lonely femcel
>ugh look at these disgusting beta orbiters trying to court me with affection and gifts and expecting me to put out after the 10th date, such an ick, don't they know that my holes are reserved for chad only?
This is pretty much all modern foids.

>>58004573
>I can't get a gf because I NEED a catholic virgin tradwife who is at least 9/10 and will love me unconditionally and basically act like she's my mom except I can also have sex with her whenever I want but SOCIETY denies me my God-given privilege, and that's why I hate women now
I'm guessing you're trans because no man thinks like this, any attempt to imply that men and women are even remotely the same just makes you look like a retard, the average man is so desperate he's willing to blow his paycheck on onlyfans for a whiff of attention from some fat whore

>>58004580
You need to look at incels and femcles in terms of "in spirit," not "of the letter." It's like saying religion is simply believing in a god or that feminism is about making men and women equal. Someone could still have sex and screech about muh women are whores and muh men are abusive.

>>58004630
Fucking kek, if a dude as sex he is not a incel

>>58003692
Basically a lot of her personality started revolving around it, even around the disgusting aspects like supporting puberty blockers and troon kids. From what I’ve seen it only got worse post breakup too, as now she’s going around threatening acid canisters to politicians who disagree with her and saying shit like “buy a trans a free pizza day!!!!!”

>>58003608
It isn't that I don't want to believe. It just hurts every time, to hope that maybe things will get better, things will improve if I just open myself up. But every time I look down and find myself bleeding when I get stabbed in the chest over and over.
I get it. But hey, you took my reply seriously enough, that has to count for something. A few years ago, I was suffering from extreme anxiety and imagined a metaphor for what I was feeling: it was like I had a rare disease, and the cure involved a treatment that had only a 1% chance of working and a 99% chance of hurting me even more. I do believe it's similar to what you're feeling.

Anyway, there's no denying it people are fucking scary and unpredictable. But we are stronger than we give ourselves credit for. It'll hurt like hell, but we'll survive somehow. Be patient with yourself anon.

>>58003608
>It isn't that I don't want to believe. It just hurts every time, to hope that maybe things will get better, things will improve if I just open myself up. But every time I look down and find myself bleeding when I get stabbed in the chest over and over.
I get it. But hey, you took my reply seriously enough, that has to count for something. A few years ago, I was suffering from extreme anxiety and imagined a metaphor for what I was feeling: it was like I had a rare disease, and the cure involved a treatment that had only a 1% chance of working and a 99% chance of hurting me even more. I do believe it's similar to what you're feeling.

Anyway, there's no denying it people are fucking scary and unpredictable. But we are stronger than we give ourselves credit for. It'll hurt like hell, but we'll survive somehow. Be patient with yourself anon.

>>57994651
Mono is short for mono-type, i.e. one type, not mono-mon.

>>58002581
I had one in 2017. Was not worth it, do not recommend.

>>58004580
Hence PSEUDO-femcel, anon.

>>58002581
Are you from europe?

This caused her melting tit that was completely separated from her body to pop into mush. Penny was all clean after an hour and struggled to get out. “Bet-BBUUURRRPP urf…” Said Penny, slapping her gut. Clair's bulge was just bones and Melony was so badly damaged it was a miracle she was alive. Penny dried off and crushed her gut through the door, hearing soft bones snap. “I'm thirsty.” Said Penny, getting some juice from the fridge. She went to her small counter, bending over a bit, but this caused Melony's neck to hit the edge.
CCCRRUNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHH
Penny didn't even flinch as she brutally crushed Melony's neck, killing the woman in her gut.
Penny slurped her juice down, loving the flavor of cherry dancing on her tongue. Inside of her stomach, Nemona and Cynthia were left alive, being splattered by the juice. Nemona wasn't even close to as badly melted as Cynthia. The blonde woman was half-skeleton, with half of her face melted down to her skull. “Do something…please…” Begged Cynthia, before her other cheek tore and her lower jaw hung loose. Nemona didn't even have arms, what was she going to do? Nemona sat there, as Cynthia melted away. The blonde woman finally died, with her brain starting to leak from her ears. “Oh god oh god oh god….PENNY WHY!?!” Screamed Nemona. With Cynthia dead, the original three were all just a nasty mixture of bones and dead meat. Penny's stomach was almost filled to the brim with stomach acid, which was bubbling against Nemona's back. Nemona looked to her side, seeing Cynthia's remaining eye turn into goop, before her body completely sank under her.
BBBLLRRPP CRRRUNCH CHUURNN
Nemona hated every second of her slow demise, wishing it would end.

Wtf is this thread
I just want to see Penny getting fucked until she's a drooling limp mess covered in all kinds of bodily fluids

>>58004630
Literally the whole point of that term was for feminists in the late 2000s to mock men for not having sex, despite their own movement outwardly vying for no sexual discrimination.
There is no "in spirit" here, it's a term created and still used to mock what they perceive to be worthless men.

>have standards
>be called an incel
>have no standards
>"your dick is cheap"!

...you know what, she might be an actual woman after all

>>58005500
My nigga

>>58005794
I'm glad there's at least one other sane person here bro

>>58005500
I want to cuddle with her on the couch while she kisses my neck and keeps trying to goad me into fucking her espeon in front of her.

>>58005810
She doesn't have an Espeon you fake fan

>>58005815
I just assume she's got the full set because otherwise what the hell are we doing here.

Penny? More like Penis lmao.

Her lips were open a little, but her eyes were half closed. “HHHNNNGHHH!!! I DIDN'T UURRGHH EXPECT YOU ALL TO UGHHH GET REBUILT LIKE THIS!!” Grunted Penny, but she was excited to see what they looked like now.
Melony's chest came out, but one of her tits fell off the scatue, hitting the ground and flattening into a brown pile. Clair's legs were broken off at the knee, stabbed into her exposed rib cage on both sides.
PPPLLLOOORRPP PLLLOOOOOPP
Penny's belly was gradually getting smaller and less formed as the nasty, fucked up scatue came out. Cynthia's spinal cord was exposed as well, with a clear snap right in the middle. Melony's belly was still chubby, but shit oozed from her belly button, making a wet trail. The heavy scatue hit the ground, smearing Clair's ass against Penny's floor. “KEEP COMING!!! HHNNNGGHH!!” Grunted Penny. Nemona's toned belly had a hole in it, showing her spinal cord in the middle. Looking into the hole, Clair's perfectly preserved tits were smashed together and oozing shit from her nipples as well. Penny was getting close to dumping the heaping scatue out, grunting and smacking the ground. “COME ON!!! YOU FUCKING SHITTY SLUTS!!!” Yelled Penny. Melony's legs were completely gone, at least to her knees. They hadn't gotten formed at all, leaving her plump thighs as the last of her to come out.
The end of the scatue was coming out, with Clair's head surrounded by three thick shit asses. Cynthia's ass was fused to Clair's left cheek, Melony's ass was fused to Clair's right cheek, and finally Clair's lips were connected to Nemona's asshole. “HERE WE GO!!!” Grunted Penny, as the weight pulled the rest of the shit corpes out. A wet SPLAP sounded, as Clair's ass was smashed, sending globs of shit all over her kitchen floor. Nemona's legs were yanked out, both formed semi-well, with her feet left as just bones

>>58005844
You know whats fucked, we didn't get any new Eevees in the game with the girl who's themed around them. Maybe in gen 10 we can get at least a crumb.

>>57992197 (OP)
pajama pants make me diamonds because you can just pull em right down and get to business

Everyone in this thread makes me depressed for how retarded you are yet it still makes me want to get back on tinder :-/

>>57992197 (OP)
I'll take Penny any day over dogshit like Hau, Hop and Avery. Those 3 fictional males need to be removed like male characters from snowbreak.

>>58006413
We know hoe. You can't go 3 days without a cock in your "femcel" roast beef.

>>58006469
I'm male btw

>>58006436
You're gay and in denial

>>57992261
>she thinks her butthole is worth $50
Kek

>>58005805
YES

>>58006842
Her butthole is worth 50 bucks because some incel in Canada is willing to pay that much. Just to see it, not even rawdog it.

>>58005633
>"your dick is cheap"!
You know, its funny, you always get mad at women for stuff like this. Why do you think dick is cheap in the first place? Thats not something women have control over. I figure with all the finance-bros you'd have a basic understanding of supply and demand.

You make your dicks cheap because men send their cock-pics the first chance they get these days. They're constantly horned up and they debase themselves just to satisfy their own lust.

Did I have anything to do with why people purchase womens bath water? Who do you think is buying that stuff? Who pays for a womans onlyfans? Who simps for women in twitch chats?

Almost always men. You cheapen yourselves that way. Dick is cheap because you give it away for free, so often to the point where dick becomes nearly value-less.

I've never once been in a relationship and been the one to initiate sex. Its the man always begging me to get him off.

So pro-tip. If you want dick to not be cheap, stop giving it away for free, and making yourself a manwhore. Theres a reason magazines tell us to play hard to get. Its cause it works.

>>58007934
>You make your dicks cheap
Guess what: You are the gatekeeper of sex. WOMEN get to decide what that market is like, not us. Women (as a general group) prefer cheap dick.
Unfortunately for them, it is men who get to decide the market of relationships. Men prefer good relationships, which have been visibly sparse in recent years. Wondering where all the good men have gone? It's almost entirely because men do not like what they see.
As a side note, while simps definitely exist, I've noticed that the quantity of simps has rapidly depleted from 6 years ago. I'm not entirely sure why, but it's a noticeable trend. There will always be simps, I'm positive of it, but it's nice to see men stop debasing themselves just based on their raw hormones.
>There's a reason magazines tell us to play hard to get.
Yeah, hard to get. Not impossible to obtain, nor as a crab pulling the ones who are escaping back into the bucket.

>>58008297
>Women (as a general group) prefer cheap dick.
Absolutely fucking not, in what kind of fantasy world do you live in??
Women don't like to receive dick pics. Women don't want a guy who is constantly horny. Women don't want a guy who will likely cheat on them.

>>58008552
>in what kind of fantasy world do you live in
One where I fully understand supply and demand, and the consequences in an unimpeded market when demand goes up.
>Women don't want a guy who will likely cheat on them
Neither do men.
Here's a fun divorce statistic:
Male/Female: 42% (of that, women initiate 69%, a random fact I came across while looking for these statistics that I unfortunately cannot look up for the homosexual relationships)
Female/Female: 72%
Male/Male: 28%
I notice something here. Can you explain it? That the gays play more Pokemon, that's what I'm seeing.

Also,
https://sports.ndtv.com/football/problem-was-he-was-too-perfect-brazil-star-kakas-ex-wife-caroline-celico-reveals-reason-for-divorce-5434165
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14741529/affair-boss-karma.html

>>58008594
You're completely moving goalposts for some reason. The point was that women don't want "easy" men.
Read the synopsis of literally any romance novel or story for women. In 99% of cases it's about some sort of forbidden or complicated love story about a woman who struggles to get with the man she likes.

>>58008652
>The point was that women don't want "easy" men
But if a man has standards you call him incel

>>58008652
No, this entire thread has been a person bitching about being unable to find someone who ISN'T easy. I'm explaining WHY, by showing that while men aren't perfect, women are a massive part of the problem, and all men worth while don't really want to deal with the mess that has a higher chance of happening than not.
Mr. Perfect still couldn't satisfy. A man doesn't want a woman who's already been involved in an affair, especially because it's possible to tear her apart in the future and erode the very foundations of trust a relationship should be built on.

>>58009142
>No, this entire thread has been a person bitching about being unable to find someone who ISN'T easy
You know, you're absolutely right anon. How silly of me! Why would I ever spend time searching for a Shiny Entei when route 1 Pidgey exists? Why spend countless hours getting the best pokemon when you could just catch a route 1 SHITMON or any of the fucking GRAVELERS in the fucking caves!

SO SORRY I DIDN'T CONSIDER THE FUCKING GRAVELERS FEELINGS BEFORE IT FUCKING SELF-DESTRUCTED ON ME! I LOVE HAVING POKEMON WITH BAD NATURES, GARBAGE MOVESETS AND SHITTY EVS! I KNOW IT WAS MY SAVE FILE BUT I'LL JUST LET THE POKEMON DECIDE MY ADVENTURE FOR ME! SOUNDS GREAT! ULTRA HARDCORE NUZLOCKE MODE EVERY TIME BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A WHORE THAT DOESN'T CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS!

Pokemon is literally all about catching them all! And finding that special mon, spending hundreds of hours finding/grinding for the right one! I would've thought it'd be OBVIOUS why I wouldn't want the route 1 trash over the shiny legendary! Better stats, better performance, better moves, and best of all it doesn't come with any hidden quirks or baggage that makes common mons complete trash. You're made for each other right from the start.

>>58009421
I like Zigzagoon, he's a funny little guy

>>58009421
>spending hundreds of hours finding/grinding for the right one!
Skill issue

>>58009421
don't expect to be the one to catch a shiny entei if you only have a few regular pokeballs to throw at it. maybe if you're extremely lucky you'll be able to encounter one, but don't count on catching it
try to look within your own lane and you might find the rattata among the top percentage of all rattata

>>58009421
Not once have I claimed you're responsible for this situation(though some others have.) That's the tragedy of this. Other trainer's bad decisions have led to you being forced to compensate to an unbelievably unfair degree.
That Shiny Entei moves to the next route every few minutes because trainers THROW it at them, unprepared. Those Graveler are looking for some way to desperately rid themselves of their frustration, and you just happen to be the closest target.
The number of chances to fix this are rapidly crashing to zero, and there's very little we can do, as we can't exactly exercise our authority over another's autonomy.

>>58000239
no clue who you're talking about, we didn't meet on this board
I only browse /vp/ off-season if I'm bored and am not active in any related communities
>>58001001
can't relate to that, stop projecting
>>58002581
don't expect it, don't force it, don't seem desperate
get a (genuine) girl friend before a girlfriend

>>58006900
Lucky big lizards. That should be me licking and kissing Penny!

>>58009433
Yeah! Zigzagoon is great! Fuck that BITCH!

Who in their right mind would want to fuck Penny? Do you people not have any standards? Any self-respect?

>>58010807
What's wrong with her? She's cute

>>58010807
She's totally super weak to anal, and that's all I need.
Would probably come just from you sticking it in desu

fuckin love this nerd

>>57992197 (OP)
If Penny is me, does that make her a fan of Marnie and humiliation?

>>57992261
>single by choice
Not an incel. Are buddhist monks incels then?
>fuck me once and then ghost
Sucks ass but most men (not even incels, just normal guys who aren’t chad) don’t even get the casual fuck, they’re ghosted on read before a date even happens
>muh gym
Gym makes you more attractive but it won’t turn you into a chad. Face is king and there’s really no way for men to change that aside from dangerous surgery. And it takes months at least of hard work to even build decent musculature, compare that to women who can just put on $50 of makeup and improve their looks by 2-3 points out of 10

does Penny want to torture and main Pokemon Showdown Players and decapitate Linoone?
she's not me

>>57996704
I would sympathize if you stuck to the “keeping a long term commitment and not just a a casual hookup” angle but you outed yourself the moment you said
>worthwhile man
It’s not enough for you to have a long term relationship with an average normie, nor even a hookup with a Chad. You just NEED to have a long term relationship with Chad lmao

>>57996783
Stacy: LGPE difficulty
Woman: gen 8/9 difficulty
Chad: gen 3/4 difficulty
Man: kaizo difficulty

>>58010914
Let's see ugly woman and ugly man difficulties.

>>58010934
Ugly woman is roughly the same as average man difficulty. I’m basically an average normie and still occasionally get likes from fat girls on tinder
Ugly man difficulty can’t even be compared to anything pokemon, it’s more like playing chess against chatGPT with only half of your pieces on the board

>>58010873
clockwise sauces
>https://pixiv.net/en/artworks/103620400
>https://pixiv.net/en/artworks/104242303
>https://x.com/tirarizun/status/1902710569175589062
>https://pixiv.net/en/artworks/112407966
>https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/22208323/post/4241176
>https://pixiv.net/en/artworks/111175063
>https://pixiv.net/en/artworks/108069304
>https://pixiv.net/en/artworks/103757826
>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12531131

and pic rel
>https://x.com/hzk_mozu/status/1943655139702964520

>>58010981
Based.

What boards would Penny use besides /vp?

>>58011084
/an/, /g/, /v/, /cm/, /trash/

>>58011086
>/an/
bruh

>>58011090
what's the issue?

>>58011098
besides walking her eevees like a pack of hyenas once a day, she doesnt even see the sun on her forum visits

>>58011104
it's not /out/

>>58010981
Lucky Pokemon

>>58010333
>don't expect it, don't force it, don't seem desperate
>get a (genuine) girl friend before a girlfriend
NTA, I don't even know where to meet women or how to befriend them

>>58011137
>where to meet women
Places where people go and interact (this can be online)
>how to befriend them
The same way you befriend men, they are just people anon not a different species

>>57992197 (OP)
>Anti-Social
100%
>Toxic
Only a little, like pepper is
>Nerd
I'm posting on 4chan
>Autistic mono-team of the same pokemon
I don't think a collection of bats and swords is a mono-team, but
>Edgelord that goes by a pseudonym online
What kind of moron doesn't go by a pseudonym?
>Her room is a mess
Got me there.
>Her diet is terrible
Got me there.
>Terrible hygiene
Nope.
>Definitely fucks her pokemon
Also nope. That would be like being a youkai fucker.

Now, if this is someone I know having a melty in the thread, I'll find it funny. If it's a specific lucario fan I'll find it funnier.

>>58011294
>Places where people go and interact (this can be online)
there are literally no women in the spaces I move in and no I'm not a recluse
>The same way you befriend men
this is blatantly untrue

>>58011704
>there are literally no women in the spaces I move in and no I'm not a recluse
Then get a new hobby
>this is blatantly untrue
It's really fucking not

>It's really fucking not
So I can go dig a hole on the beach and get women too? Last time I did this, I didn't get many women participating.

>>58011794
If what you want out of life is women that dig holes and dig guys that dig holes, yes. You will find women who enjoy a thing in spaces where that thing is enjoyed. You're not finding anyone who shares your passions because you're only passionate about being pissed off and terminally online. Take it from someone who's done it, you don't want to date the women that are terminally online and whose only hobby is their own misery. Cultivate yourself and you'll naturally find people, and the faster you start acting in a way that betters yourself for your own sake rather than chasing after women as objects to be taken and trophies to be won, the faster it'll work.

>>57992261
>I love being used by random men who will fuck me once and then ghost and then contact me two weeks later when they're bored and horny at 9pm
That is entirely your own fault. Simply don't date niggers that act like that, just don't date a fuck boy that doesn't respect the sanctity of marriage. It's that fucking simple.

Btw I would positively demolish the femanon that claimed this thread.
Like she'd be unrecognizable after I was finished with her.
Her holes would literally be reshaped to fit me and only me. Whenever she would see me afterward her body would involuntarily gravitate to me so I can use her again.

>>58011794
>kids
>boys
Are you a man or a child anon

Also yeah what >>58011890 said
Why do you think people always say "just be yourself", that's literally the whole trick to it

>>58011090
What's wrong white boy, can't imagine being cucked by a superior specimen from another ordo?

>>58005500
Some biocunt genuinely believes that I can ever give a shit about what femoids think or feel after CWC managed to get married and reproduce yet I'm still a 30+ KHHhV that would get friendzoned by a hooker.

>>58013103
Have you tried not hating the people you want a relationship with

>>58008552
>Women don't want a guy who will likely cheat on them.
Categorically false. Women are stupid, and they want a man that other women will want, which means when they get that High Value Male, they're at an increased risk of losing him to cheating. It's why they start looking for reliability over value after around 30, because they're on a timer and realize their own value is sinking and they can't keep someone above their level without him picking up a side piece or three.

I suspect that this femanon's angst is derived from her hitting that point and realizing she hasn't produced the next generation of autist, and it's expressing itself as misandry because she can't come to terms with it.

>>58012969
>are you a kid
Feel like it sometimes, but I'm a bit too old for the kids menu, by about 10 years now. Also my back is starting to hurt. I'd also complain about my knees crackling but they did that when I was 15 so that's nothing new.
>just be yourself
Being myself has only drawn me close to only men(and some boys.) Not exactly great prospects to getting a kid without kidnapping one that is interested in what I do, which I'd obviously rather not.
I'm starting to think that I'm a lost cause and will never find a woman to be friends with, let alone one to have a further relationship with.

Can I have the butthole pic now?

>>58011900
What if we did this?

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9910592&tags=penny_%28pokemon%29+

>>58011900
Me too. If she gets men to fuck her every week, she should be at least a 6. I'd ravage her stinky femcel butthole so badly its value will drop to 15 bucks. And after I pump her, I'll dump her so she can come here again and complain no chad wants to marry her.

>>58014233
Never.

>>58014589
But you're not me.

>>58015227
You'd think if I was so stinky that nobody here would want anything to do with me. But it seems like thats part of your kink isn't it?

>And after I pump her, I'll dump her so she can come here again and complain
You are aware I can read right? Why would I ever trust you or anyone else on this site?

>>58002581
Here's a tip, consider playing an mmo

>>58011084
/d/

>>58011090
she would obviously like animals retard. /an/ isn't necessarily about going out into nature. lots of people just post about their pets or more rarely their gardens

>>58015252
I've played MMOs since I was a little child, and holy shit no one talks in MMOs anymore. They get irritated at you if you try to converse with them, if they don't ignore you!

>>58014589
I wish I could get a cute penny wife to do this with but I'm too fucked up to maintain any real human relationship, not even just romantic ones

>>58015355
>but I'm too fucked up to maintain any real human relationship, not even just romantic ones
Damn same. Guess thats why I'm here. Good luck in your search. I guess, I'm out here searching too. Kinda. Not really. Its strange, for once in my rotten life I've been focusing on myself, and feel like I can actually live without a partner.

I would like to congratulate you all on having the worst thread up for a week. You've unseated the pokegirl totally-not-rp threads!

>>57992197 (OP)
I have some things in common with Penny. If I was Penny, I would hack into the computer networks to get Avery locked up in prison as he is my most hated pokemon character.

>>58015364
Honestly, how the fucking hell did this thread survive a week? Did literally no one report this thread? SURELY someone did!

>>57997326

You have all these demands but what makes YOU worth it to a guy? Are you going to the gym? Dieting? Grooming yourself? Well read? You want a guy who is willing to take you at your worst when you arent willing to do your best. Youre lazy and you want people to step outside their comfort zones for you when you arent willing to reciprocate.

If people are just looking at you for just sex its a hard tell you got filtered and nobody thinks of you as wife material.

>>58015412
Femanon promised to show her butthole if we hit bump limit.

>>58015766
Let it go, anon. You ain't having her cheap stinky hole for free.

>>58015245
>Why would I ever trust you or anyone else on this site?
You wouldn't know I was a 4channer honey.

>>58013414
I want free sex, not a relationship that stacked one-sidedly against me.
I don't even know what that word is supposed to mean in the current year.

>>58016155
Then you deserve your loneliness
There is no such thing as "free sex", pay a hooker you Jew

>>58016214
My girlfriend gives me free sex though...

>>58016303
In a way, thats true. But the sex still isn't quite "free". Its a byproduct of the bond you share with your girlfriend. And without the bond, and her consent, you can't get sex for free. I think thats what many moids here don't understand. You don't get sex unless you're willing to pay a price.

>>58015979
>You wouldn't know I was a 4channer honey
I've seen people greentext irl. And I've seen specific phrases which give people away. Theres an inescapable culture of 4channers that makes them quite easy to spot if they give away their powerlevel.

That aside, even if I didn't immediately peg you as the basement dweller that you are. I don't trust easily. I think I would sniff you out.

>>58015456
You're right, I'm not an ideal partner. But many men seem to be under the impression that just because I'm not high up on the totem pole it means that I'm easy or don't have standards. As such I've seen many a man try his luck trying to acquire me as a sexfriend or side-squeeze.

If I wasn't femcelling it up I wouldn't be here. But, here we are I suppose.

>>58016303
Yeah but you do things for your gf, otherwise she wouldn't be your gf
Anon doesn't want to do anything, just a hole to stick his dick into

>>58016458
>I think I would sniff you out.
I would have you on all fours sniffing and plowing your femcel butthole before you would babe.

/vp/ bump limits at 500 now? When did that happen? Image cap still is 150, no?

This thread was certainly interesting to say the least. I hope the woman who made this entirely about herself got the attention she wanted. Because god fucking dammit was reading all this shit both funny and sad. Mostly sad.

>>58017002
No, the limit is 310, so we can finish soon enough, look at this thread in wonder, and say "damn... we are truly THAT desperate for sex, huh?"

>>58017103
I'm still convinced it's a LARP / falseflag.

>>58017210
I mean, I can see that. But I also feel this woman is as autistic as us.
And yes, at this point it must be a woman. Any dude would've let it go with people ranting at each other, but woman do anything to still have the spotlight, even if is negative attention.
I know "no girls on the internet" rings loudly here, but that rule kind of become obsolete because now all those drama queens have spread ever since Tumblr died.

>>58017103
I mean, given that I now have a new femanon to fantasize about turning into a cumrag I think the thread was pretty good all things considered.

And with that we close this sad Penny thread. Thanks for coming, now let's go out and have sex.
And femanon, if you post your butthole when this thread is about to get slided out, fuck you.

>>58017304
Nobody posted any saucy Penny pics... what a stupid thread >:(

>>58017304
I must've reported this thread like 8 times, I swear no one's looking at this point.

>>58017357
my wife is pure, there are no lewd images of her to be posted

>>58016214
If sex is never free then how did all those roasties with a 1000+ bodycount managed to achieve it?

>>58017481
Easy, they exchange something for it: their body and/or "services"
It's an exchange, it doesn't have to be about money or goods anon
Both people have to offer *something*

Imagine filling this femanon with liters of cum bros.
Imagine beating the shit out of her while she cums her brains out.
Imagine taking her out in public for a date, and then ordering her to suck your dick in the restaurant.
Imagine having her on her knees, looking up at you and begging for you to use her mouth as a toilet.

>>58017581
Stop watching hentai, it rots your brain.

I must admit, I’ve been trying to follow this thread for a whole week now, but the back-and-forth is so boring my brain just gives up 15-20 sentences in. All I can say before it gets archived is that I basically fit the description in the OP and I’d bet my life that an adult Penny (or real life equivalent) wouldn’t even give me a thought.

My friend is fucking ticked because he just got banned for >>58017445. Looking at the rest of this thread, I can understand why he's pretty pissed, but it's fucking hilarious.
Guess they DO enforce the rules, dimwit.

>>58016458
>I don't trust easily
>lets a different random dude dick all her holes every week because she's that desperate for a man to hold her
Right. I bet if you posted your stinky asshole and had 50 anons in your dms, you'd let everyone rawdog you. You are a slut for attention.

>>58017801
being a weird sadsack overly invested in validation from anons isn't against the rules, but announcing a report is

>>58018053
Yeah... Even worse, this entire thread has basically NOTHING to do with Pokemon. Only a good 30 or so posts have actually been relates to Pokemon. This is against the rules too, but the rules haven't been applied evenly.
Everyone knows how shitty vp moderation is at this point though. He should've expected that outcome.

>>57992197 (OP)

>>58018071
>>58018053

>>58017581