Best pokemon wives (or husbands I guess)

>>57992330 (OP)
But why this outfit for mew, but not Mewtwo?

Me on the left.

My cute husband Hitmontop!

>>57992520
Why not? She looks the best in it

Who would be the best wife or husband? That depends on a lot of things. Let’s make this thread a little more interesting…

You are a:
https://randompokemon.com/?n=1&regions=all&types=all&sublegendaries=false&legendaries=false&mythicals=false&paradoxes=false&ultraBeasts=false&evolutionCounts=0%2C1%2C2&nfes=true&fullyEvolved=true&sprites=true&natures=false&genders=false&forms=true&megas=false&gigantamaxes=false

And the one wanting to marry you is:
https://randompokemon.com/?n=1&regions=all&types=all&sublegendaries=true&legendaries=true&mythicals=true&paradoxes=true&ultraBeasts=true&evolutionCounts=0%2C1%2C2&nfes=true&fullyEvolved=true&sprites=true&natures=true&genders=true&forms=true&megas=false&gigantamaxes=false

>>57992970
No. Fuck off.

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY

>>57992520
Mewtwo is for sexy combat, not for marriage.

bnuuy

My planehusband

>>57992330 (OP)
I’m probably going to be hated for saying this, but
spamming a thread with the same OP image is one of the reasons people like us are hated.
if you’re going to make the same thread next time at least use a new image

>>57993554
I always use new images!

>>57993554
To be fair, the previous thread got pushed off the board rather quickly. I know because I wanted to agree with >>57990527 but the thread was archived before I could reply (despite being like 5 threads away from the edge when I opened the catalog).

>Train her from the egg to be a spoiled brat for femdom purposes
>So rotten you can no longer tell who's training who

the best wife is maractus! we will have our maractuskids and start a maractusfamily and live our maractuslife together in maractuspeace for maractuseternity!
i love maractus!

>>57995405
Sounds like you want to become a maractus too.

>>57992330 (OP)
mew is a husband he just like to wear dresses

>>57992970
i'm a spiritomb and this is my husband

>>57992330 (OP)
need short gremlin creature that sleeps all day, eats rocks, and hisses when you turn the lights on
my ideal partner

>>57996369
Yes!! We need more cute guys in cute dresses!

>>57996706
Meido-style rather than wedding, but have an -os.

>>57996334
of course! it would be my greatest wish, i really couldn't imagine a better life than that

>>57997722
And then you are vored by some thirsty campist. what a life, maractus anon.

I like that comic where the trainer tongue kisses their maractus to see if it can share water, but I can never find it.

>>57997813
cactus water tastes like shit if you don't kill the cactus, btw

>>57997728
surely there's another way...
>>57997813
you're in luck!

>>57997825
yay!