Thread 57998944 - /vp/ [Archived: 342 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:03 PM No.57998944
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What went so wrong with Alakazam?
He used to have this evil and mysterious look, but now he is just a boring faggot with no personality.
He also used to be a popular shillmon, but now he has fallen into irrelevancy, while Gengar is still going strong.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:52 PM No.57998946
>>57998944 (OP)
Not cute enough for sell merchandise blame Japan
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:11 PM No.57998947
I think about this often.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:55 PM No.57998949
>>57998944 (OP)
>popular shillmon
Stop reading
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:11 PM No.57998967
>>57998944 (OP)
Yuri Gerer happened. While his autistic screech was more about Kadabra, the entire line was kind of fucked by it.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:13 PM No.57998970
>>57998967
Geller*
Oh well who cares about name of this Jewish fuckwit.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:43:44 PM No.57998986
>>57998944 (OP)
Lardfags can't relate to him as they do with Gengar, not only is it fat, but a Ghost type too, the type most liked by blackpilled losers.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:12 PM No.57998989
Alakazam went to shit when they took the star of David off of his forehead.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:53 PM No.57999011
>>57998989
>Alakazam is now bad because they de-jew'd him
How is that bad?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:09:42 PM No.57999047
>>57998970
game freak cared enough to name kadabra after him in japanese
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:07 PM No.57999055
>>57998944 (OP)
I still care about the jewish fox though....
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:08 PM No.57999056
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>>57999011
You realize David is also from the Bible, right? You're not an idiot who only has a surface level understanding of culture, right?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:42 PM No.57999063
>>57998944 (OP)
Too many psychic types in general. They stopped being cool after gen 4.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:19:30 PM No.57999077
>>57999063
Psychic types now are just animal with psychic powers.
I think its because dark type became the evil type, many psychic types used to be evil until around gen 3
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:30:49 PM No.57999100
>>57999056
nigga I don't give a shit about the bible
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:36:05 PM No.57999112
>>57999056
I already knew that but they specifically designed kadabra off some jewish dude.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:06 PM No.57999113
>>57998944 (OP)
>He also used to be a popular shillmon, but now he has fallen into irrelevancy

The jews caused this (by suing nintendo for Kadabra)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:51 PM No.57999122
>>57998967
kikes ruin everything
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:49:31 PM No.57999144
Pokemon holding objects is retard just like hypno and kadabra is better design, kadabra should be the last evolution of abra
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:55:03 PM No.57999163
>>57999144
Funny how second stage in Pokemon are better than last stage hunter is better than gengar other examples are wartortle seadra magmar electabuzz etc
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:56:03 PM No.57999167
>>57999163
Grovyle dewott
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:59:23 PM No.57999174
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Kadabra is better
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:49:16 PM No.57999330
>>57999163
>seadra magmar electabuzz
These don't count, there aren't middle evolutions. They are final stage pokemon that got a new evolution. Important to understand from a design perspective.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:32:14 PM No.57999628
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abra was always the best of the three
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:46:27 PM No.58000085
>>57999174
nice amputated finger, retard
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:47:46 PM No.58000090
>>58000085
Kadabra assassin confirmed? Requist in pasta.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:13:06 AM No.58001333
>>57999628
god the old card art fucking DRIPPED with soul
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:16:07 AM No.58001336
evil, faggot, same thing.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:57:23 AM No.58001392
It's not about Geller, Jews, or anything else anons said above. Alakazam was sidelined for the same reason Jynx had her colour changed. Which is the same reason why Beauty, Sage, Swimmer and Medium had their sprites changed in Gen 2. Which coincidentally is the same reason Game Corner was removed. Alakazam isn't really a good way to sell games and toys for kids in the West (and by that I mean Americans ruining everything for everyone else). American mums don't want their children playing with yellow Baphomet.
>but nobody really cares about this
Nobody really cares about a trainer wearing a short skirt and winking either. It's not like American women dress more modestly than that. And a buddhist monk praying isn't offensive to anyone.
But between risking controversy with Americans again and rethinking their shillmon of choice, Nips will always pick the latter. One game not sold because of American protestantism is one game too many.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:54:01 PM No.58002198
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>>57998944 (OP)
psychic is a dead type in modern day. Peaked in gen 1 with alakazam, mr mime, mewtwo. Was cool ones in gen 3 like metagross deoxys and gen 4 had bronzong but thats kind of it psychic types are so retarded and anything but cool in the new games. Ik yall are gonna hate on the mr mime mention but he's my goat and I will shill for him
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:57:04 PM No.58002205
>>57998989
star of david is 6
this is 5 so it's pentagram
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:23:24 PM No.58002263
>>57999077
>many psychic types used to be evil
It was literally just Kadabra and Hypno, and none of the new psychics in gen 2 are “evil”
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:50 PM No.58002336
>>58002263
>jynx evil witch
>mr mime creep
>mew/two evil
>Slowpoke parasite
>exeggutor creepy
>starmie alien
>girafarig evil twin
>xatu weird
>unown ominous
>celebi kidnaps children
>lugia destroys cities
>wobbufett has evil tail
>espeon evil cat yokai
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:10:48 PM No.58002356
>>58002336
mr mime isnt a creep
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:33:30 PM No.58002395
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>>58002205
Yes, Kadabra has a pentagram on its forehead, but Alakazam had a hexagram in his first sprite. Almost like he was becoming stronger in spiritual abilities (or you could headcanon something about the trade for Gengar and the psychic abilities becoming demonic).
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:40:18 PM No.58002411
>>58002336
>jynx evil witch
nothing in her entries make her out to be evil, she’s odd at worst
>mr mime creep
Even less inherently weird that Jynx, all its entries are barrier shit.
>mew/two evil
movie shit, and it redeemed itself in the end
>Slowpoke parasite
The parasitic tendencies of a water-type (shellder) has no bearing on it. Slowpoke hasn’t even been parasitized and yet it’s still part psychic
>exeggutor creepy
how
>starmie alien
Cosmology has always been part of psychic’s identity but it doesn’t conflate to evil.
>girafarig evil twin
No? It’s an instinctual animal.
>xatu weird
How? You’re just making shit up now. Xatu is prophetic which is a psychic attribute
>unown ominous
They have odd powers when together but aren’t evil
>celebi kidnaps children
wrong. that’s just spooky legends, the actual pokemon is kindhearted and generous
>lugia destroys cities
but it hides underwater to avoid hurting people
>wobbufett has evil tail
no?
>espeon evil cat yokai
absolutely not

where the fuck are you from, man
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:54:25 PM No.58002445
>>57999077
>>58002263
>>58002336
The "evil" or "villainous" type in Gen 1 was poison. All poison Pokemon are aggressive bugs, sentient weeds or straight up toxic waste. Rocket grunts use mostly Poison types, the "evil" Umbreon was Poison until they made Dark types. All poison moves are just spreading pollution and harm, and they're destroyed by the mind -- psychic types.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:56:33 PM No.58002453
>>58002445
Is that why Hypno and Drowzee knew Poison Gas?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:28:56 PM No.58002679
>>58002411
>he doesn't understand what emotions particular designs evoke if they aren't stated in the pokedex
are you autistic?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:32:25 PM No.58002687
>>58002679
no but you must be considering you think the big lipped dancing pokemon is somehow evil