Thread 58004097 - /vp/ [Archived: 634 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:44:13 AM No.58004097
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>Zan-goose
>Is a rabbit

We are never getting a based goose Pokemon, am I right?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:48:37 AM No.58004101
Gen 10 will have a honker
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:56:15 AM No.58004113
>>58004097 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_FsLeEexO4
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:03:19 AM No.58004118
>>58004097 (OP)
Swanna's close enough, right?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:17:02 AM No.58004134
>>58004097 (OP)
It's based on a mongoose you ESL. A furry animal well known for actively hunting snakes.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:39:53 AM No.58004185
>>58004113
>>58004134
It's a rabbit.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:46:05 AM No.58004198
>>58004185
>the word Mongoose exists
>Zangoose is known for being eternal rivals with Seviper, a snake
>Mongoose eat snakes
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:49:14 AM No.58004205
>>58004097 (OP)
It's a mongoose you moron, just wait for proper goose.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:52 AM No.58004227
>>58004097 (OP)
>Gran-bull
>Is a boar
Where the hell is our bull mon?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:44:38 AM No.58004269
>>58004097 (OP)
>Nine-tales
>Has tails
Where the hell is our storyteller mon?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:05:09 PM No.58005559
>>58004198
Explain those huge rabbit claws anon, Crush Claw is the Zan-"goose's" signature move, that's a rabbit smartass.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:10:28 PM No.58005570
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>>58005559
For your own sake I will simply assume that you're just trolling
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:23:00 PM No.58005591
zangoose
zangoose
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>>58005570
No physical similarity with mongooses like in your pic-related. At least Seviper looks like it belongs in the clade Serpentes despite the Machairodont saber-teeth.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:56:43 PM No.58005645
I bet this guy thinks owls are birds
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:25:27 PM No.58005688
>>58004185
guy who's never seen a rabbit:
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:48:56 PM No.58005725
>>58005559
Thats the Zan part of its name idiot. Zan (Japanese onomatopoeia for Slash) + Mongoose. Oh and for refference it is the same in all other languages as well, word for cutting plus word for mongoose.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:51 PM No.58005727
>>58005591
>No physical similarity
>red eyes
>pointy ears
>long, thick tail
Have you tried opening your eyes
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:20 AM No.58005828
>>58005591
God damn you are retarded