Thread 58005972 - /vp/ [Archived: 622 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:47:31 AM No.58005972
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I have never seen anyone say anything positive about this awful thing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:50:18 AM No.58005978
>>58005972 (OP)
Better than the mid dex rock slop from all the previous gens with the exception of Onix
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:54:00 AM No.58005985
>>58005972 (OP)
>Draw an ms paint smiley face on the stonehenge with shitty minecraft blocks for arms and make it a jobmon by giving it hiking boots.
Actual garbage design.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:59:38 AM No.58005995
>>58005978
The fossils? Or shit like Nosepass?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:02:00 AM No.58006001
In Go it only spawns in the UK, so when I traveled there I caught a bunch then traded it to my friends when I returned home.
That at least makes him notable for me.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:08:57 AM No.58006018
>>58005972 (OP)
Go with God you ugly fuck
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:20:50 AM No.58006580
>>58005972 (OP)
its name got lodged in my head as a stim for literal months, which was kinda annoying, bit also i think it's cute, which is nice. its stats are funny, too. not much more to say about it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:25:23 AM No.58006586
honestly not too offensive with regard to g*lar monster designs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:49:25 AM No.58006630
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>>58005972 (OP)
This guy almost feels like he was conceptualized as a roadblock mon before they decided to make it an open world. Stonjourner is a bit mid tier but I don't see any reason to dislike it.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:57:23 AM No.58006639
>>58005972 (OP)
>Hurrhurhurr lets take a landmark, simplify it down to a few blocks, add an emoji face to it and make it a Pokemon!!!
Perfect
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:57:30 AM No.58006640
>>58006630
>go about your way to the first gym
>get cucked by stonehenge
To come and think about it, you're probably right. And the awful Special Defense seems it would've been a "don't have a special move for your starter? get fucked lmao" situation as well.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:02:04 AM No.58006645
>>58006640
>don't have a special move for your starter? get fucked lmao
maybe for grookey (but that has a type advantage anyways)
but for everything else I think Little Timmy (who the games are designed around) would probably have whatever the earlygame special STAB move on his starter by that point
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:16:36 AM No.58006662
>>58005995
Latter, fossils are not regular rock mons
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:19:22 AM No.58006835
Still better than shitdengo
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:39:23 AM No.58006868
>>58005972 (OP)
>version exclusive to the inferior version
>region locked to the literal worst island in the world in Pokemon Go >>58006001
>the most boring movepool possible for a pure rock pokemon
>too fast for trick room, too slow for rock polish to matter

oh right you said positive things, uhhhhhhh

>despite this, I love all inorganic pokemon
>the concept checks out, even if the face and arms need work
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:08:39 AM No.58006908
>>58005972 (OP)
It was too rare
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:34:11 PM No.58007189
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>>58005972 (OP)
I use it a lot in online doubles, iron defence + body press with its galactic defence is pretty good, Wide Guard has helped me multiple times, and -I assume- power spot has grabbed a few kills. It's a bit shallow in its uses, but i've made it work.
my fave is scarfed a-golem and stonjourner; galvanize and power spot boosted explosion, while stonjourner wide guards to protect itself from it (and any potential EQs, surfs, astral barrage etc), then a quick sweeper to take the place of golem to snipe anything left or anyone coming in, also boosted by power spot.

I also happen to love the guys design, very lovable.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:18:31 PM No.58007245
>>58005972 (OP)
These things waste their turns in wild battles using wide guard, making them easy to battle to reset the Virizion spawn while no reset shiny hunting it.