Which Pokèmon should I rent to help me clean a house?

Inteleon

water type with perfect aim that also happens to be 6'3, clearly won't miss a spot

Minccino and Nickit

>>58009683
>>58009689
Should I pay them? Is it ethical for me to rent Pokémon because I am too lazy to clean my living space?

Me on the left.

>>58009677 (OP)
Quagsire

Put a Minccino, a Cincinno, or an Indeedee in your house and it'll be clean as a whistle within an hour. Dirtiness drives the former two into a cleaning frenzy and the latter feeds off gratitude and adores housekeeping.

>>58009699
I'd pay them if I were you

>>58009837
You will be seen as a dirty mule and prohibited from reentering your own house

>>58009699
Pokémon are fine being paid in food or sex.

Not meowth though
They want cash.

>>58009677 (OP)
garbodor

>>58009683
But what about the bacteria in their bodies?

>>58009837
I will get a Cincinno but he will cost 円10000. Evolved Pokémon cost more to rent.

I will give him a big meal as a tip, do they like Poffins?

This is probably some weird fetish thread, but the idea of a Pokemon cleaning company is cute

>>58010429
Not a cleaning company. I am trying to just use a rental Pokémon service to get my living space cleaned.

>>58009699
Sounds like to me you're going to be renting them a lot if you're too lazy to clean, so you better be ready to pay up in poffins and other tasty treats in exchange for their services.

>>58010429
Maids are one of the most normal and common fetishes, though.

>>58011974
I was gonna make spaghetti for them.

>>58010439
Also this is a rental service that is mainly used for battling.

>>58011974
The people running the service get paid.

>>58010429
How do you make cleaning a fetish?
You can't say everything is a fucking fetish, its like saying someone making a thread that only involves posting rock-shape Pokemon wants to insert tiny pebbles up their asshole.

>>58009677 (OP)
There are only 6 Pokemon that know how to clean a house

>>58009677 (OP)
Which pokemon is best for cleaning up CYNTHAIS remains

>>58012783
Should I rent smarter PKMN?

>>58009677 (OP)
Hire professionals, Scottish Brownies will do housework overnight or in your absence in exchange for a bowl of milk or cream, but never make the mistake of disrespecting or insulting them. Giving them clothes is highly offensive, and they'll leave the house the next day.

>>58009677 (OP)
>Swablu loves to make things clean. If it spots something dirty, it will wipe and polish it with its cottony wings. If its wings become dirty, this Pokémon finds a stream and showers itself.
Just plop this thing down in your dirty bedroom and it will do the rest

Voltorb. A couple of them, and every hostile hiding in your building of interest will be sorry very soon.

tidy up

>>58013780
There is an Altaria available does that still count? I was going to get this done today.

I think I will get a Cincinno this will cost me 円10000. I want an evolved form in case it needs to move some boxes.

I might try to negotiate to get an Altaria since it won't be battling and I only need it for 2 hours I think

ironically enough, grimer can do pretty well if you import one from alola
they eat solid trash so they'd do better than one might think

>>58013916
I am limited to what I can rent from the area.

Back I got the Cincinno. I have not opened it yet.

>>58012389
The Pokemon doing the work should get something too!

>>58013818
imagine the sounds of their cute lil' feet scurrying about as they go about tidying up rooms

>>58009677 (OP)
Maushold with Tidy Up

>>58015150
Do you pay your rental Pokèmon when you use them for fights?

>>58017312
If you pay them, they will do a better job!