>i can beat you in pokemon i have a level 100 moltres

>>58010174 (OP)
Fat people are evil

>>58010174 (OP)
Fair enough, can't do much against a lvl 100 Moltres.

>>58010227
golem uses rock slide

>>58010227
Blastoise, use Hydro Pump

>>58010231
>>58010255
Moltres is LEGENDARY bro, it can tank that puny shit.

>>58010174 (OP)
>>58010289
>be me
>let a kid I know borrow firered for the day
>he caught Zapdos for me just cause
Yeah hehe legandary lol good luck bro >:]

I hate fat people and Moltres so much it's unreal

>>58010174 (OP)
of course the fat kid would have fried chicken as his signature pokemon

>>58010825
>blazikeks were fat kids all along
Infernape wins once again.

>>58010174 (OP)

>>58010174 (OP)
>zapdos use thunder
gg no re

>>58010289
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Blastoise Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Moltres: 356-420 (92.7 - 109.3%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO

>252+ Atk Golem Rock Slide vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Moltres: 396-468 (103.1 - 121.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

There is nothing legendary about that shit rubber chicken.

>>58010212
ugly people in general turn evil because they're ignored and shunned which is unfair to them if it's outside of their control but being fat isn't so fuck them
just stop eating nigga

>>58010174 (OP)
Nature: Quirky
EVs: 85 in all stats.
Moves: Hyper Beam, Fire Blast, Solar Beam and Sky Attack cause they are awesome in le anime.

>>58012905
>EVs: 85 in all stats.
that's 1: assuming that the average kid knows what EVs are and how to train them to the point of training them evenly, and 2: assuming his mon even has maxed out EVs (which requires splitting them between 3+ stats) instead of just grinding the same few things over and over or spamming rare candies obtained via that same method every pro nuzlocker uses

>I have a level 200 moltres faggot

>>58012979
no

>>58010212

>>>/fit/fph